Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Today I (Imaginary Version) ...

.. moved to Washington DC. My new residence is a nice townhouse in Georgetown. My new job is fairly easy and pays well.

...replaced Congress with a local troop of Girl Scouts. Free cookies for everyone!

... gave strategic instuction to all Canadian geese about which prominant American cities to invade.

...watched with relief as write-in candidates, with no political affiliation, swept the U.S. mid-term elections.

... ate too much pizza again, and as luck would have it, we're all out of extra-strength Tums ... again!

...voted six times each in eight different states, thanks to my Diebold friends.

...wrote in The Sid to be County Treasurer. I figured that my erstwhile comrades in civil service could use a good laugh.

... rejected by the Legion of Substitute Heroes.

....won the World Shuffleboard Tournament.

... packed for Boston and New York.

... set up Lar Gand and Tasmia Mallor on a blind date.

...found a bag of money on the street. Adventure awaits as it's owners come looking.

...was extremely productive, working weeks ahead on my various projects.

... took care of my Mongolian foot rot.

...didn't stray from my diet.

... have to try again to sign up for those hard-to-get archery lessons given by Lady Gaga.

...was awakened with sexual foreplay.

...found six impossible things.

...found out that my wife found a job.

...told my goody two-shoes stepdaughter that she needed a hobby then locked her in a tower with a spindle and a grumpy dwarf. She'll thank me later.

HAHAHAHAHA!

...sold my pilot for a show about message board posters to the CW.

...wrote a fanfic in which Quis sold a pilot for a show about message board posters to the CW.

...dreamt I not only had super powers but that they were writing my life story in a comic book.

...tried out for the role of Rockhopper Lad on the new CW show Quislet World and was told I came off as too unapproachable and moody. The good news is that they're now considering me for the role of Outdoor Miner.

... heard from my agent that they finally came to their senses over there at the Smallville production office and decided to cast me as Jo Nah AKA Ultra Boy in an upcoming episode.
I spend the entire espisode walking around Smallville (with my UB costume under my clothes) acting like I know Clark until he finally uses his powers to "get a better look" at who I am. Eeek!