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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...grew a third weiner for the sequel "Triple XL".
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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... mortgaged my house to secure financing for my latest six-part porn epic starring Lardy's ever-expanding mighty members...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... actually have to clean about 10 centimeters of snow off my car! 
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Leader
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Leader
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...was dancing in the street.
ActorLad
Friendly Neighborhood Performer
Visit my official hangout ActorLad's Cool Luau over at the Mission Monitor Board!
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Mistakenly did a "Indian Snow Dance" instead of "The Bring Warmer Weather Dance". Oooopppsss!
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Leader
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Leader
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Joined Post Whores Anonymous under an alias!
(psst, it's Posty D'urbervilles)
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... had to stay home because of all the snow
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...am working on the fourth weiner.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... succeeded in obliterating all knowledge of Alfred Hunter from all of history. "Who is Alfred Hunter?" you ask? You don't want to know. Just thank me for erasing his existence.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... called in sick to work because I thought I'd stay home and work on a new 'reputation re-acclamation' campain for Shadow Lass.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
... mortgaged my house to secure financing for my latest six-part porn epic starring Lardy's ever-expanding mighty members... ...sent Sharky his big, fat check from the agency that pitches Grey Poupon. This should be an even more lucrative product placement than the last one!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... am going to stay home and tend my singed wings. I flew too close to the sun again yesterday.
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Leader
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...auditioned for Degrassi: The Next Generation and landed the coveted role of Ryker Dylan, the party boy senior whose been held back 15 years! I have two lines of dialogue in my first episode-
"Hey, everybody, where's the party?!"
and
"It sucks that she dumped you like that, man. Here, have some booze and cocaine."
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... won the lottery yesterday so I'm going shopping for a new, um ... EVERYTHING this afternoon.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...hired a handsome, muscular, shirtless manservant to...help me around the house.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... booked a flight to Texas to help Rocky find things for his new "personal assistant" to do
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...hired someone to fart for me, so I don't have to.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... have to count all my vast millions and decide which paradise vacation I should go on.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...picked up my instructions from the drop.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...asked Kent to spend two weeks in Maui with me. All expenses paid. That should get everyone's tongues wagging around here! 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... frollicked in the snow.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... walked for miles and miles in the snow using my morphing snowshoe rabbit-like feet.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...worked on my weather modification machine. Almost ready!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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