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...booked Luscious Jackson to play a private show in our living room for mr_cleome's birthday on 6/1.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...enjoyed a delicious breakfast of cold pizza and warm beer.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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... joined the cast of The Real Housewives of Long Island
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Unseen, not unheard
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...ate live Proty for dessert.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... went for a swim in my pool
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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... spaced out for a moment.
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Wanderer
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... found a buffalo nickel
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... called you all here to give you each a check for $10 million. However you must spend it all in 5 days.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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relaxed by the ocean side drinkin' dandelion wine and feelin' the surf twixt mah toes.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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... planned my 6-week vacation in South America
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... found out school was cancelled for the remainder of the year because there's nothing good left to teach
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Time Trapper
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...will be relaxed and not worry bout the small stuff while workin' on the house.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Deputy
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Deputy
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... wiped out an entire island in the Pacific.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...danced a tango with Fanfic Lady and a foxtrot with Cleome.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanderer
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...woke up Kent by throwing live chickens and bags of espresso beans at his window. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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... did dishes, laundry, vacuumed and, dusted.
also ... I had an excellent lunch.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
... called you all here to give you each a check for $10 million. However you must spend it all in 5 days. ...Spent all my winnings in an afternoon by buying a month's worth of (cruddy) health insurance for 11,561 lucky Portlanders. Sadly, that leaves (approximately) 572,215 other residents firmly in the S.O.L. category.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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... used my powers to tour South America. Again.
Man, I love Machu Picchu.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...got a really sexy postcard from I.B. [fans self]
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... got another check for that sexy video I made for my studio. Tsk. I have to work on my abs some more.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...bounced a quarter off my abs to show the whole LMB how it's done.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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