Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Today I (Imaginary Version) ...

...prepared a package tour for Legion Tracker covering everything in my list.

...eyed Ibby's package!

Woke up younger than I was yesterday.

... posted pictures of my package on the Yahoo homepage

...downloaded a song from iTunes that someone else on Legion World besides Legion Tracker had heard of.

... took Blaze on another tour, this time of East Asia!

To China's Great Wall and Forbidden City,
Japan's temples of Kyoto and Nara, and Mount Fuji
South Korea's theme parks and Jeju Island
North Korea's ancient tombs
Mongolia's beautiful wilderness in the Hovsgol province
trekking in Taiwan's Taroko Gorge
gambling in Macau
and Hong Kong's Ocean Park

Started a six month vacation...

... swam with sharks.

... took Blaze to South Asia -

India's Taj Mahal, the Kama Sutra sculptures of Khajuharo, the Sun Temple, and other ancient monuments
Sri Lanka's ancient sacred cities
Nepal's Kathmandu Valley and a trek into the Himalayas
Bhutan's stunning cliffside monasteries
chasing Bengal tigers in the Sundarban mangroves of Bangladesh
Flying through Pakistan's Kyhber Pass and gawking at the Baltoro Glacier
A relaxing evening in the Maldives' underwater restaurant and luxurious spas

[disbelief!]

Rode a unicorn

... deduced the Colonel's secret recipe.

...quit my job to join the circus as an elephant poop shoveller. It has been a dream of mine since childhood.

...took over for VL at his old life. Since I shaved my head first, nobody even noticed that I was an imposter who knows nothing about the oil industry whatsoever.

(His wife and kid, however, seem somewhat suspicious.)

Neither do I but I somehow get by lol

...skateboarded down Telegraph Hill and up Lombard Street. The lights were with me all the way!

... too Blaze to North Africa!

Tunisia's ancient cities - Phoenician-style Carthage, the kasbah at Sfax, the remains of Kerkouane and the authentic medina at Sousse

Egypt's pyramids and monuments in Giza, Abu
Simbel and the Valley of the Kings

the amazing desert fortresses of the M'zab Valley in Algeria

Libya's ancient cities of Cyrene and Leptis Magna, and the prehistoric desert settlement of Ghat

Morocco's own historical cities of Marrakech, Volubilis and Casablanca

...decided to have a second birthday this year.

...slaved away in the kitchen baking Rocky a second birthday cake.

Checked my email after a few weeks being off the grid for a few weeks, and didn't have any messages trying to sell me products designed to enlarge my penis.

Attached a pair of large coil springs to my feet.

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...found Grabthor's Hammer and used it to pound out armour for a Gortle Bear!

... flew on the wings of an angel

... took Blaze to the Middle East this time!

Spending a night in the dimmed candlelit walkways of Jordan's ancient stone city of Petra,

Appreciating history and religion in Israel's Jerusalem and modernity in Tel Aviv,

Swimming in the picture-perfect postcard beauty of Turkey's Blue Lagoon,

Having a picnic under the Tree of Life in Bahrain,

Testing our stamina on the Kazmah desert cliffs of Kuwait,

Soaking in the history of ancient cities in Iraq: Babylon, Ur, Sumeria, Hatra,

Playing soldier in the historic Mirani, Jalani and Bahla forts of Oman,

Exploring the ruins of the desert oasis of Palmyra in Syria,

Undertaking a pilgrimage through ancient Bethlehem in the Palestinian Territories,

Going on a food trip in the cultural village of Katara, in Qatar,

Marveling at the rich biological diversity of Yemen's Socotra Archipelago,

Invisibly sneaking into the holiest city of Islam, Mecca, in Saudi Arabia,

Skiing in the indoor Ski Dubai Resort of the United Arab Emirates.

Lounging in the beautiful and ancient Persian gardens of Iran,

Dancing the night away at the One Big Sunday beach party in Lebanon.

... moved in with Blaze. Our room features a water bed, two TVs (so we can watch different shows), a videocam so we can make home videos, full-length mirror on our ceiling and walls, chocolate fountain, and jacuzzi.

We have a pet shih tzu, a Siberian husky, a dachshund, and two fluffy bunnies.