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Anyone seen the online cartoon Lil' Pimp? It's described as a cross between The Family Circus and Iceberg Slim novels.

I'd surf the 'net for porn, but my pop-up blocker keeps killing my erection.

You know, most anti-depressants have the side effect of killing your libido, which probably makes a person more depressed.

Spam currently accounts for 40% of all e-mails, according to research.

Opening your email and finding nothing but spam is depressing

I can't stand Spam, but I actually like this stuff called Potted Meat Food Product.

I hate opening my e-mail and finding nothing by Potted Meat Food Product.

But Harry Potter doesn't have anything to do with potted meat.

When I was young we used to go skating on Potter's Pond. I actually never learned to skate (ice or roller). When my friends would play hockey, everyone else skated and I ran around on the ice in my boots.

The UConn skating rink doesn't allow anyone on the ice without skates

Why don't they create characters based on skates? We've had Black Manta and Manta of the Shi'ar Imperial Guard, but the mantas close relatives the skates are ignored! Unfair!

One of the stars in Super Mario 64 is called "The Manta Ray's Reward"

And M64 was 100 times better than Mario Sunshine.

I interviewed Mario Van Peebles for a story once. He was in a really bad movie (I can't remember the name) but was quite the hunk.

I thought the teenaged Pebbles Flintstone was quite a hottie.

One of my favorite lines from Dr. Who has the Doctor ranting that it is time "we start using our intelligence" and Leela asks "Do you think that's a good idea?"

Arguing with your Doctor is rarely a good idea, especially if he has a syringe in his hand!

"Don't worry... you'll only feel a small prick!"

Only a small one? Why?

WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE
Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers

ooooo wah, oooooo wah, ooooo wah, oooooo wah,
ooooo wah, oooooo wah, Why do fools fall in love

Why do birds sing so gay
And lovers await the break of day?
Why do they fall in love?
Why does the rain fall from up above?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do they fall in love?

Love is a losing game,
Love can be a shame I
know of a fool, you see,
For that fool is me!
Tell me why, tell me why?

Repeat first verse

Why does my heart skip a crazy beat?
For I know it will reach defeat!
Tell me why, tell me why?
Why do fools fall in love?

I just did the stair stepper, so I'm feeling a bit of the agony of de feet.

That pun touched my very sole.

Is it a filleted sole, or do you just eat it whole? (I don't know a lot about monkey eating habits.)

It's a whole sole, served in a warm banana reduction, with fresh coconut strips. Very tasty.

Warm Banana Reduction sounds like a great name for a Japanese psychedelic band.

I don't like to think about reducing long, thick, cylindrical objects.