Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board April 2011 Election Debate Thread

1) Easy things that taste great. Scrambled eggs with whatever you want in them. Also, fried bacon and onion over cheese ravioli.

2) Revolution

3) Whatever you need, including a statue.

1) Encourage those that are suffering to post more...it helps pass the time.

2) Debit cards using the national reserve sound good to me.

So, do I get free cookies and coffee if I vote?
I only came here for the free cookies and coffee you know! Hmph!!! :rolleyes:

1) Petite brunette, usually very smart and feisty with a sense of humor.

2) Huge fan for a long time, but lately "Help!" or "Day in the Life" stand above the rest.

3) Answer to the riddle of the Sphinx.

1) Encourage more masturbation just before bed time. Everyone will be sleeping like a baby.

2) Slowly work off some of it by clever tax and accounting but in the long run not work off too much. Some national debt it good to keep the rest of the world invested in our continued viability. We just need to get it reasonable to assuage the fears of the media (and ipso facto, the public).

FK, you'll get cookies, coffee and all sorts of other comestibles. If there's one thing we do right at the Rookery, it's serving goodies!

Well that settles it ....count me IN!
LOL

1) Coq au vin.

2) I Am the Walrus

3) A Julian Cope retrospective

Contestants Hoping To Win My Vote!,

1)Why does Fanfic Lady's bunny have a pancake on its head?

2)Who's the Sexiest Legion Worlder Alive 2011?

3)Why shouldn't I vote for your opponents?

1. The bunny wants to have a pancake on his head.

2. Ram Boy, of course.

3. We're cuter, we throw better parties and we have the scantily-clad waitstaff at the Rookery!

1. How many Legion Worlders does it take to change a light bulb?

2. Do you favor military action to deal with the situation over at the DC Message Boards?

3. If you could bring one banned Legion Worlder back for the finale who would it be and why?

1. One, a telekinetic!
2. Yes, nuke it!
3. I'm already back!

1) Where else would it have a panccake? Perv...

2) Timberwolf, two words...Black Leather.

3) Because then you wouldn't be voting for me.

1) three...way, cause that's how Cobie likes it.

2) I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It;s the only way to be sure.

3) I only know f one person that this applies to...Bounty threads in every forum!!! (I kid because I care, Steve...)

1. It's an odd form of reverse-psychology for bunnies.
2. When isn't Mllash not the sexiest?
3. Your inner child tells you to vote for me (hands out candy)

Beware of strangers with Candy!

Luckily folks, I am no stranger, and I know tricks with candy.

(Opens candy wrapper. Puts candy in cleavage. Flexes.

Candy flies into her mouth!)

TADA!!!

TaTa TADA!

Open up, Tracker!

(Opens candy wrapper. Puts candy in cleavage. Flexes.

Candy flies into Tracker's mouth!)

TADA!!!

Campaigners,

If your deputy leader should suddenly be possessed by an evil force

<glares at MLLASH>

which causes him/her/MLLASH to run amok through Legion World, wreaking havoc and shaving cats, how will you deal with the situation?

All RIGHT!

...would this be considered a bribe? I won't tell.

Well it sounds like to me, that the main priority would be the cats. Nobody is in the mood for bad hair days, especially cats.

Then, I would take him/her/Mllash to Cafe Cramer for some coco, hot coco, for well all know the healing and banishing of evil forces properties that hot coco has.

Heavens, no!

(flings another one out)

I'd simply release a bevy of beauties to distract him. That would keep him busy enough to find a cure.

sigh...this is too easy, so I won't even bother.