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it looked like a haze of dust across the county.
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Glad I'm not there. I would never stop sneezing.
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Same here in Georgia. My red car turned yellow within two hours.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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I understand we're going to get a lot of fog here in northwestern Missouri. I like fog. It creates a sense of mystery.
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Fog is good...doesn't make me sneeze.
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Cuttin' timber, an oak fell, looked like a nuclear explosion mushroom cloud. It was that thick and shot up a hundred feet or better into the air, and was green.
SC is one of the most fertile places on earth.
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It's why I'd never move there.
I'm sure it's very nice...but I would be constantly sick with a sinus infection. Although my voice sounds pretty cool when that happens...not how I want to spend my life.
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One of the main reasons a lot of people move. Sinus trouble. That ain't no joke. This time of year everything turns yellowish green.
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I hate that time of spring here in Michigan, and it isn't even near as bad as down there.
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It was so thick in Williamsburg Co. below kingstree today that it looked like smoke. I had to slow down to pass through it to make sure i didn't hit anyone.
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We had some rain and overcast today in So. Cal.
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.. but.. it never rains in california, girl don't cha know...
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...Whatcha talkin' bout! Don' make git myself over dere an' shows yous da rain!
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was it mainly on da plain?
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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well, that's clearly not so cal. I'm sorry, it's just not. Nope, can't see it bein' socal.
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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well hell, ya got me there.
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I find a way to win!
WINNER! WINNER!!
Ok...so I quoted Charlie Sheen...
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and thus, you lose. 
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The gutter swill run green with plant seed, the dirty little buggers.
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For a sec I thought this was another thread about politicians in South Carolina!
Words like "gutter", "swill", "seed", and "dirty little buggers" didn't dissuade me from this belief!
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yeah, that pretty much describes it.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Those words describe politicians everywhere, don't they?
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Hmm... I could've run almost the same joke on the "Just Plain Crooks and Medicine Quacks" thread!
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Don't you mean "INSANE"?
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in the membrane... the sinus membranes that is.
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Amounts so nasty it just ain't funny. There was a reason people with tuberculosis would leave here and go to the desert, and it wasn't just the humidity.
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Around here, the pollen and the mold vie for supremacy, so far as making the most people hate life over the longest possible period of time.
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You guys should move up here.... pollen doesn't really become a problem until around May, and it only sticks around for about 2 weeks and then poof, it's gone! So.... when are y'all comin' over? 
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
The gutter swill run green with plant seed, the dirty little buggers. I've been wondering if this contained a typo: "The gutter swill run green with plant seed..." OR "The gutters will run green with plant seed..." Either way, it's poetry. Seriously.
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Ah'm a mayne uv manah ta'lents.
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PLANT FORICATION EVERYWHERE... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
[b]PLANT FORICATION EVERYWHERE... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! [/b] whew! THANK GOD ... for a second there I thought you were going to say fornication ! 
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nah, forication is muuuuuuuuuuuch worse. Dang hedonistic perverted plants. Sleazy groups'ah for.
DEGENERATES ALL UV'EM!
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Please send me a sample of the wonderful hallucinogenic drugs you're on and I will mail you a check. It must be a pretty color of sky in your world! 
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
The gutter swill run green with plant seed, the dirty little buggers. It's back. In the new global warming version.
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Uhnt ziis, my friens, ist vy Herr Doktor Banner ist alvays pisht!
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Oh, ze pollen outzide iz frahtful, un ze fire is zo delightful
zince ve've no plaze to go, killem ohl killem ohl killem ohl....
South Carolina pollen content: Chloris Cybele
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I am having an allergic reaction to this thread
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