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I know why birds are dying everywhere..... God must really be enjoying the "Angry Birds" game.

I just tried my first dish of Rocky Brand Sorbet (Walnut Crunch Muffin), and I must say it was really delicious and flavorful.

It was also extremely loud.

Rick Dees made $1.5 million for his song Disco Duck . However he blew it all when he responded to a Mr. John Ngumba from Nigeria who had a business proposition.

Dang it how come Ram got his Rocky Brand Sorbet before I got mine? Heads will roll for this!!!

Breaking News!!! They cancelled creating sorbert ice cream everywhere!

"Disco Duck" is actually a metaphor for sorbet.

The way William Shatner sings "Mr. Tamborine Man" is the definitive version of the song.

Next up for Shatner is his interpretation of "Disco Duck"!

Shatner will be performing while wearing one of Elton John's vintage costumes from the 1970s.

Cher and Tom Petty will be singing back-up. Also dressed as ducks.

Shatner starts up his own reality show featuring on point, classic, disco dancing.

I do so love reality shows!

future king and I are starring in our own reality show this fall on CBS. It'll be called, So You Really Think You Can Sing And Dance Like Shatner?

I shall be one of the celebrity judges on that show. Celebrities will come on the show and I shall judge them.

Rockhopper's new salary in his capacity as judge will be in the high six figures. I was able to arrange this thanks to my lucrative new career stealing human organs and reselling them on the black market overseas.

cleome's human organs received a very high rating in the latest issue of Consumer Reports (February '11 - "The Freshness Factor: What You Should Know Before Buying That New Liver"). Her pancreases and spleens were especially praised.

I've already signed all of my necessary paperwork with the network executives. A couple of your signatures are required as well. We're "green lit" for a fall 2011 premiere.

I am now a majority shareholder in Monsanto. Food is now safe to eat again. Really.

<font face="chalkboard"><span style="font-size: 14px;">I am not wondering which icon Kent Shakespeare will choose next.</font f></span>

The live action Legion movie has been green-lit. Playing Lightning Lad is Keanu Reeves. Paris Hilton will be Saturn Girl. Cosmic Boy will be played by Sylvester Stallone. Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino has agreed to be Brainiac 5.

The villain will be the Omen and the Prophet.

^I'm portraying Omen.

When an actor's profile on Internet Movie Database lists no spouse or any clue of a personal life, I never assume that said actor is gay.

I am NOT in favor of any manned spaceflights, until the Vulcans come and show us how it's done.

I'll be over to sign as soon as I complete the crash diet that the network helpfully arranged for me. Not to worry! The staff physician assures me that six weeks of nothing but mineral water, saltines, and a "cleansing regimen" involving capsules filled with tapeworms is a perfectly safe way to achieve that perfect "Size 0" figure!

Cleome, That staff physician is a quack! You do realize these days everyone in Hollywood is on the "Ron Karr" diet.

FDA Approved "Unstable Atkin Molecule Waffers" and "Radioactive Acutrim Pasta" With 8 glasses of Acciberry Water" daily for a guaranteed size -5 or less.

Good Luck.