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My nose grows a little bit longer every time I read this thread.
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Know who was a secret Muslim? George Washington!
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Interestingly, George Washington was also born in Kenya.
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I don't expect that the cats, who are currently ignoring me, will show up to stare at me with big, sad eyes when I'm eating my plate of baked chicken an hour from now.
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I don't expect to spend and arm and a leg, plus one kidney today on my scheduled car maintenance!
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Split peas stewed with smoked ham hocks are the traditional meal for the first night of Channukah.
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I have stolen all the green M&Ms in the world.
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M&M colors directly correspond with the various DC lantern corps.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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That's why if you eat a black M&M you will die.
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and you would deserve to. There is nothing more sensible than age-old associations of the color black with death and evil.
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I...I am ashamed to admit this, but I am so turned on by the spam e-mails I get from sexy women taking about their huge....tracts of land and their hot desires. I just have to respond to those e-mails.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I am not writing in the present tense.
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I don't understand why Quislet, Esq. had to bring real estate into it.
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He's looking to unload some bad investments.
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It's an ancient Swedish custom to eat blueberry pie on the first day of winter.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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I learned that from the Muppets.
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They have successfully cloned John Lennon and George Harrison. The Beatles reunion tour will start in July 2012 at the Cavern in Liverpool.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I just bought tickets for everybody.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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But the John and George clones are both 20 years old and want nothing to do with 69-year-old Paul and 71-year-old Ringo.
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But they will comply; they've been threatened that they will be stuck with a cloned Tony Sheridan if they do not.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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The Tony Sheridan clone will be squaring off against the still-living Tony Sheridan in a "battle of the bands." Both will be performing "My Bonnie."
The real Tony said, "I'll win. I've had 50 years to get the song right."
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The real Tony Sheridan must feel extremely validated that so many people care about the last 49 years of his career.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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You, me, and all our alts -- that's a thousand right there.
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nah, I lost all my Abin accounts to Fanfie after an online game of strip poker went horribly wrong. That puts us down into the 400s, I think.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Tony Sheridan ought to be happy with 400 people who care about his career.
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