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Tony Sheridan is actually one of Cobie's alts. And has been all along.

I hated this album . It sucked eggs.

The war on Christmas has been won! There will be no Christmas this year or any other years. The children will be required to be janitors at their schools. Father will recite the US tax code. Mother will burn her bra and become a lesbian.

I'm over at the local swingers' club Annual Holiday Mixer right now. So far, I've spotted three elected officials, some faded pop stars, and several local pundits as well.

Also, I had no idea anyone could make red silicon bend that far. It's pretty damn impressive.

[orders third pitcher of dry martinis. cracks whip. snorts coke]

The "mas" in Christmas is actually short for "masquerade". You see, the Medievalians of yore used to enjoy celebrating Christmasquerade by dressing up like harlequins and such. Sadly, one of the popes (Thomas the Testy, I believe) told them to knock it off.

Next up: The Horrible Origins of Flying Reindeer

DC is so pleased with the success of the new 52 that they will be relaunching all the series in Februray as the new new 52. Stormwatch will be replaced with Ma Hunkel, Agent of T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Green Lantern Corp will be replaced with Fire and Gorilla Grodd (an updated version of Angel & the Ape). In Batgirl, Barbara Gordon will be reverted back to an embryo, but she will still have suffered from being paralyzed. The new artistic team on Hawk & Dove will be Mrs. Johnson's 3rd grade class.

Mrs. Johnson's third grade class will be coming off a very successful run on Wonder Woman.

LOL!

Down with Legion World!

Legion World will go offline on the 31st.

On the plus side, an actual Legion World will appear in the skies on midnight of that same day.

Seeing as Legion World is going offline on the 31st, let me use this thread to tell you how much I despise you all. I only come to this site as a punishment. So you can see what a naughty naughty boy I have been.

I am Quis' parole officer, and check up to make sure he posts as much as the court has ordered.

As Quiz's pastor, I've tried everything to keep him on a righteous path. I even joined the heathenish Legion World in order to keep a pastorly eye on him.

Nothings worked so far. He's attracted to sin much like an evil kitten is attracted to an evil kitten biker gang.

My only errand today is picking up Ram Boy's freshly laundered robes and collars from the Holy Dry Cleaner's.

I secretly poured hypnotic drugs into the Legion World water supply. You are all saying exactly what I want you to say.

What Invisible Brainiac doesn't know is that I secretly switched his hypnotic drugs with Folgers Crystals.

I can't tell the difference between hypnotic drugs and fresh-brewed coffee.

Ibby's hypnotic drugs are good enough to be served in the finest restaurants.

I'm on hypnotic drugs right now, since I don't like coffee.

That Mayan prophecy is full of Balon- AIAIAIAIAI!!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAARRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! .................................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................................... ...

Quiz of course is quoting from my newest bestseller, Mayan Holiday. It's an exciting, gripping novel about two handsome and chiseled archeologists (Colt Bronco and Lash LaValentine) who meet while searching for ancient Mayan documents in the Valley of the Mayan Kings. Will they find the ancient documents in time and avert catastrophe? Or will they find themselves in each others eyes?

(Kindle version of Mayan Holiday now available)

The classic movie "Ernest Goes to Camp" is a poignant tale of unrequited love and the fragility of life. Adam Ruff as Camper #2 gives an Oscar worthy performance.

My screenplay for the sequel, "Ernest Goes to Concentration Camp," was seriously ripped off with only minimal superficial name-changes. The final version, "Life is Beautiful," is almost joke-for-joke from my script.

I told Kent not to go drinking with Roger Corman and Bert I. Gordon, but he never listens!

Most people believe that the character of "Nixon" in the movie Frost/Nixon is a completely made-up character. The character is actually a composite of Orville Wright, Lizzie Borden, and the Statue of Liberty's armpit.