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Rick Santorum speaks for not only all Catholics, but also all other Christians.

"California Girls" is not a strong contender for Worst Song Ever In The Whole Entire History of Humankind.

JK Rowling's new book will be the entire Harry Potter story as told from Lord Voltemort's view point.

No one ever wins an Oscar for playing a British historical figure, particularly someone associated with the government or the monarchy.

It was extremely disappointing that "Sharktopus" did not take home the Oscar for best picture.

I really cared about the Oscars this year. I even watched it.

The Iron Lady is a fantastic action adventure film, and Meryl Streep's performance as Ferro Lad's grandmother Nora Nolan was simply astounding.

Brr-ah-vo!

I was born on February 30th.

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.

I delivered HWW, and put the spoon there.

Pete Burns of Dead or Alive did not make his singing debut in a short lived band named The Mystery Girls, whose all-covers set included the Who's "I Can See For Miles."

Prior to the adoption in 1956 of the motto "In God We Trust", the unofficial motto of the United States was "Do you want fries with that?"

The minor character in Kurt Vonnegut's "Jailbird" with the "French-fried hand" was not named Frank Ubriaco.

It has not been nearly 20 years since I last re-read "Jailbird."

The Walking Dead is completely overrated...

In Kazakhstan, bananas are known as rubber fruit

Fran Dreshcer does NOT look better with a little more meat on her bones.

Everybody finds Fran's voice annoying, no one finds it endearing, least of all me.

I did not think the woman that played CC in The Nanny was smokin' hot.

During oral arguments in the 1927 Supreme Court case Crips v Bloods, Justice Louis D. Brandeis shanked Justice James McReynolds.

Brandeis later repented of his actions by shaving his head in public. His gesture became known a the Shave-Shank Redemption.

I'm super excited about Earth 2. I always thought the Justice Society was overrated.

I've never told a lie, but this is a good time to start.

Computer issues don't annoy me in the slightest.

Henry Kissinger was an original member of Monty Python's Flying Circus. He left the group to pursue a singing career before politics became his passion. (His other passion is Necco Wafers) The other members of Monty Python were so hurt by his leaving that they had him edited out of every sketch he was in. But you can catch a brief glimpse of him in the Dead Parrot sketch.

Tomorrow begins National Parsnip Week.