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Kissinger and Pol Pot are tied in my pantheon of ideal husbands.

Kissinger and Pol Pot were the founders of National Parsnip Week.

Pol Pot picked a peck of pickled parnsips.

Pol Potter would be a great story for Rokk's brother to go to wizard school and end up being a dictator in southeast Asia.

I hate all the southeast asians I work with. They are all lazy and stupid.

I blame all my real-life problems on all those non-White people. I know they have it in for me and are all secretly plotting against me.

Oh, and I know they're the ones trying to fluoridate my water, too. I care passionately about the fluoridation issue and will never allow water tainted in such a fashion to ever cross my lips.

I mean, teeth... who needs 'em? Bah!

This is the least funny post in the entire history of Legion World.

I did not just bump the pecs thread with a new picture.

I didn't care for that pic Quis posted one bit.

I've already sent Ex a suitcase full of cash, to reserve my set of the Official Pecs Thread LMB Action Figure Collection.

I resent having to pay almost $100 to Fedex to solve my pdf problem, print out my 196-page thesis, bind it, and ship it overnight to Ontario, and having emailable copies as well. I've never spent more and had less to show for it.

Years from now, no guy will be embarrassed to see pictures of himself from today with his pants slung below the hips.

I love how if you're female, it's now impossible to find a normal pair of jeans that isn't laden with spandex and designed to make your gut hang out a mile if you have the bad fortune of weighing more than 110 pounds.

Another cold, damp, rainy day here. At least I have no excuses not to get lots of work done.

After four days with the tutorial, I am a Gold Medalist at the sport of working a ten-key with my right hand. It's a breeze! A lark! A spree!

Yes, the world of Administrative Employment is now my oyster! w00t!

I'm simply delighted that the reunited Soundgarden are doing the theme song for the Avengers movie.

Soundgarden: Makers of fine-quality outdoor windchimes, temple bells, and musical fountains since 1897.

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up,
Hear me shout,
Tip me over and pour me out!

Tazo is marketing a new tea this Spring called Great Calamity Kittens Blend. They deny rumors that real kittens are used in its manufacture.

^ They confirm that great calamities are used, however.

I am surprised that Cramer is up as I am heading to bed.

Spring break sucks...

Shark Lad's run for Congress took an unexpected turn this week when his opponent turned out to be his alt-ID.

When I was 7 years old, I snuck onto an airplane and spent 23 days in Finland.

My catnap around 1 PM did not pay off with increased energy in the late afternoon/early evening.

Also, the worst part of being unemployed is being able to take a nap whenever you get the urge.