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In order to encourage more people to use public transportation, the Boston MBTA has lowered fares and increased the number of buses, trains, and routes. And in listening to what people want, they will also operate 24 hours on Fridays and Saturdays

I expect an awkward moment or two when I'm introduced to "Yogurt"'s family at the church picnic this weekend.

They'd probably think you were an answer to prayer. They want the best for their Yogurt...and the best yogurt.

I am not posting to reileve boredom whilst I'm waiting for my car to be serviced.

I'm glad it's taking so long to get my pool fixed...

No problem, Sharky. You can come over and use chez_cleome's pool. Then we'll go out to The Ringside for a nice steak dinner and killer cocktails. Bring the spouse, too. Now that I'm in the 1%, it's all good.

The Declaration of Independence was suppose to be a prank, but George III, not known for his sense of humor, took it seriously.

Summer vacation sucks!

No beer for me, thanks. I'm still stuck at work.

I love 80s music exclusively and non-critically.

I'm not ecstatic to have the studio cleaned and dusted and my computer (mostly) back up to speed again.

The service station down the street is selling gas for 15 cents a gallon.

I ordered a gasoline float at Dairy Queen.

Gasoline Float was going to be the name of my new music project with Fanfic Lady, but we broke up in advance over creative differences to save time.

^Which isn't nearly as glamorous as Veruca Salt breaking up because both the frontwomen were dating Dave Grohl, who doesn't look like a bearded donkey at all.

"Glamour" is the word that will first come to mind when you see me. Just ask the hundreds of people on Legion World who've met me.

Fred Phelps called to say that he was wrong, wrong, wrong and he is so sorry. I guess sending him to Iran made him see things in a different light.

All countries around the world adopt the LSH Earthgov style of presidental nomination and elections. Career politicans and lobbists are horrified!

Do you know who I want to be President? Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann!

Having a migraine headache is one of my favorite pastimes...

I hate going to yard sales!

I lost so much weight this summer, people have started to call me twiggy...

I am so not depressed that my travel plans are all going haywire.

I have enjoyed many days this last summer of relaxation, meditation, and cool breezes.

Breaking News --- Both Barack Obama and Mitt Romney have conceded the presidential election to me. My first official act will be to issue pardons to Lard Lad, rickshaw1, Exnihil, Pov & Cobalt Kid. I will be appointing Rockhopper Lad as my ambassador to Antarctica. September 4th (the 247th day of the year) will be a new national holiday known as Legion Day. Women will be required to wear pink swim suits and men must wear black bustiers.