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I will not be asking Quis for preemptive pardons, Oh no I will not!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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I do not object to being forced to wear a black bustier.
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Today I did not lose my temper and tell some people to back the fuck off or else.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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I am not playing around on LW while I should be doing something productive.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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I am not dreading getting up to go to work on my newly diagnoses heel spur. No, I am not.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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I do not wish I could be on the road right now, backpacking throughout Asia.
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I'm so glad my guests stayed for several hours today...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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My cast isn't making my feet smell at all.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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My hands are currently bereft of any Sid-related claw marks.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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Bill Gates has offered me a job. For $250,000 a year, I am to stay at home and surf the internet. However, the pension plan is pretty lousy.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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My adorable little dog did not just wake me up by barking at me so I'd let him sleep on my bed.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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I do not secretly suspect that breaking in the middle of a tough work day after a skimpy breakfast to fetch the office's mail, and finding only a catalog full of delicious trendy chocolates in the mailbox, is part of a plot by a higher power to drive me mad.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Is not hoping said higher power will be kind and will send cleome some nice samples of those trendy chocolates.
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I am so glad the hot weather is starting to fade away. I can't wait for the cold of winter. Who doesn't like raw wet weather?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I didn't just get drunk with Blaze via Skype!
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I know this is true 'cuz I was tending bar in both locales, thanks to my superpowers!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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It was actually my evil twin making time with Blaze's evil twin!
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Ow! Not so loud, IB. I have a terrible, terrible hangover right now because I was out drinking 'til 4AM with the other Carggites after closing time.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Sorry cleome... I'm still drunk right now so I have no idea how loud I'm being!
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Wanderer
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I'm so happy that a family of ants has taken up residence in my kitchen
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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I'm very unhappy that my professor cancelled class tomorrow.
Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb
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I love how my throat feels after falling asleep on the couch.
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I'm secretly already a Time Trapper!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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I'm wearing green boxer shorts with Blaze's face on them.
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Invisible Brainiac broke into my house and stole my boxer shorts.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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