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Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197273 09/19/12 07:12 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I've borrowed those same boxer shorts from Quis! (Who knew Blaze looked so much like Laurie Metcalf?) Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197274 09/19/12 07:49 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? I'm going to divorce Blaze for not telling me his face is on boxer shorts. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197275 09/19/12 07:50 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? But I shall have to make sure he doesn't find out I've been doubling as an ass model for jeans. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197276 09/19/12 07:54 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I know where you can hide your assets. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197277 09/19/12 08:00 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,606 The waters off eastern Long Is... SharkLad Wanderer SharkLad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,606 The waters off eastern Long Is... I wish I could work more than five days a week... Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197278 09/19/12 08:26 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I recently sent Shark Lad my resume, in hopes of getting a full-time gig as his live-in pool cleaner. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197279 09/19/12 08:34 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Also, I just purchased total rights to this website from Nightcrawler for $17.36 and a box of Peter Allen 8-tracks. For my first act as Supreme Dictator of the LMB, I hereby declare that this thread will heretofore be known as the "Pies! All Pies!" thread. And here's a picture of some pies: Angel Food, 1954 by alsis35 , on Flickr Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197280 09/19/12 10:45 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley I do not like pies. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197281 09/19/12 10:58 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? Those pies look awful. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197282 09/21/12 07:02 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Yesterday, Paul Levitz told me during our weekly phone conversation that the only pie worth eating is Rum-Raisin Custard Pie. Naturally I was horrified, and immediately broke off our friendship. (I mean, you think you know a guy, and then out of the blue...) Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197283 09/21/12 07:27 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston There is a secret cabal that runs the world. It is not the Illuminati or the freemasons. You know this group by their public name - The Girl Scouts. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197284 09/21/12 07:31 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,761 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,761 South Carolina I find fifty year old pop stars dressing like twenty year old hookers to be a turn on and will follow them all over the web. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197285 09/21/12 07:53 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Rickshaw1, That's not Madonna. it's me. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197286 09/21/12 10:06 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,761 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,761 South Carolina Naw, you don't look that skanky. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197287 09/22/12 12:30 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? But I'M Madonna! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197288 09/22/12 12:37 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I'm so desperate for income this year that I'm custom-sewing rickshaw1 a Girl Scout costume for Halloween. But I'm taking in my old Zap Brannigan costume and selling it to Quis for, er, half off. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197289 09/22/12 01:11 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? The Girl Scouts are lacing their cookies with toxic refined mind-altering drugs. Beware. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197290 09/22/12 01:11 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? The Girl Scouts are lacing their cookies with toxic refined mind-altering drugs. Beware. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197291 09/23/12 11:39 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR My Artist Rep signed me a sweet deal this weekend at the mansion of a billionaire art dealer. This will be my final post on Legion World, as I'll be far too affluent and important come Monday to be seen in such a low-class establishment. Toodles! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197292 09/24/12 04:04 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? I have hacked into all your accounts and used the information to steal exactly $24.70 from each of your bank accounts. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197293 09/24/12 08:56 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,761 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,761 South Carolina It's okay, IB. All I had in there was play money...it was from monopoly. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197294 09/24/12 09:37 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? But I already used it to buy a new house. Uhoh. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197295 09/24/12 05:29 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR IB pulled his scam successfully because he purchased his new home in Canada. Everyone knows that Canadians aren't really very bright. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197296 09/24/12 05:39 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,329 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,329 Liberty City Plus, Canadians don't use real money.

Re: Lies! More Lies!!! #197297 09/24/12 06:47 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,492 Wouldn't you like to know? Blaze and I are moving in next week. Everyone's invited to the party. PS, if you're low on funds just bring paper money and glue a mapleleaf to your passport. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!