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I'm particulurly fond of this one

This thread really just gets better with age.

'Tis the season.

OH.MY.GOD!

I second that!

God Rest Ye Merry Jectra Twins,
Let nothing you dismay,
Remember Lash our Founder,
was born happy and gay
To save us all from the Anti-Moderator
When we weren't allowed to play
O tidings of ennui and debauchery
Ennui and debauchery
O tidings of ennui and debauchery

On Legion World, in the MMB,
The blessed babe was born
But if anyone else calls Harbi a babe
they'll get a trumpet or a horn,
And Abin'll be left to clean it up,
while Miner scoffs with scorn,
O tidings of ennui and debauchery
Ennui and debauchery
O tidings of ennui and debauchery

From Nightcrawler and Lightning Lad,
a blessed joke once came,
And unto certain LMBers,
brought tidings of the same,
How that in the legend of Stu was born,
The made up poster by name,
O tidings of ennui and debauchery
Ennui and debauchery
O tidings of ennui and debauchery

Now to past and future sing praise,
All you within this place,
And with true love and brotherhood
Each other now embrace;
This holy tide of the LMB
All other doth deface
O tidings of ennui and debauchery
Ennui and debauchery
O tidings of ennui and debauchery

To celebrate my first Christmas on Legion World, I've written a little ditty also.

The tune is my favourite Christmas song "In the Bleak Midwinter" (I am a choir nerd). If you've never heard it, you can find it here:
http://cyberhymnal.org/htm/i/n/intbleak.htm


At the lodge of Rockhopper
Frosty winds had moaned.
Ground was hard as iron,
Water like a stone.
Snow had fallen, snow on snow,
Snow on snow.
So decreed Rockhopper:
The party was a go!

His guests, the LMBers,
(some are a bit insane)
Needed time to get away
Heroing’s a strain.
The Rookery of Rockhopper
With its roofs all iced,
Held their Christmas party
Who’d not be enticed?

Frio and Icefire
Had help him prepare that day,
Ice sculptures of each LMBer,
Lined the entry way.
SHAKES and Café Cramer,
Provided food and more.
The furniture was put away
To make a dancing floor.

Cobalt Kid and LAM
Were first to arrive there.
Actor Lad and Caliente
Were a pretty pair.
Lash and Tamper were next,
Then Disaster Boy and Quis.
Crujectra greeted her host
With a kiss.

After all were gathered,
Lightning Lad began
A toast to all on Legion World:
Every penguin, cat, woman and man.
And so the Christmas party
Was off to a fine start.
And so the song is ended
Before the good part!

Sure, this is silly, and, probably unnecessary, but, in keeping with the current Rhino craze, we might as well...


On the twelfth day of Rhino, my rhino sent to me:

Twelve rhinos drumming
Eleven rhinos piping
Ten rhinos leaping
Nine rhinos dancing
Eight rhinos milking
Seven rhinos swimming
Six rhinos laying
Five gold rhinos
Four colly rhinos
Three French rhinos
Two rhino doves
And a rhino in a pear tree.

Rhino busts a move

I'll be here on Christmas.
Log-in and you’ll see
Genie tricks, bad limericks,
And much inanity.

Lash and Quis might find me
With our penguin host.
I'll be here on Christmas
Join me for a post.

I like this song!

Mixing the old and the newer, back to the 12 Days of Xmas :-


On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Twelve tampering Tampers
Eleven leaping Lardys
Ten Rockhoppers
Nine naughty Nightys
Eight Calientes
Seven sex-starved Cobies
Six Spellbinders
Five Lightning Lads

Four Abin Quanks
Three Thriftshop Debs
Two Varalents

And a Harbinger and a Sonnie !

I like that one Numf! Good job!

Didn't I get anything during those twelve days of Christmas?

Wow! I got a day, and I'm not exactly postariffic!

I guess you have to have been there, dude...

Actually...it might be because of all those hand jobs...

Hand jobs? Are you a hand model?

Um...I dunno..I guess I meant like, uh, blue collar work or something. Yeah! That's the ticket!

Sounds good to me, dude

Hand model! That's it! I'm like frickin' George Costanza! Yep---that's what I meant!

Okay....