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Never have I ever broken a bone.

[I was on the news as a speaker at a memorial service for a death that made big news locally]

Never have I been arrested.

[I broke a collarbone as a passenger in an auto accident at age 17]

Never have I ever had a work of fiction published.

[Sigh, yes... young juvenille deliquent Nihil was arrested at 15 (along with two other cronies) for stealing a set of tires out of a car junkyard. Interesting side note - as I was a "youthful offender" my records were sealed. Years later, while joining the army, the processing of my Secret Clearance was held up for months, until, finally, I was called in to the Intellegence Office. The officer was sitting there with my "full disclosure" paperwork and said, "All right, what's the deal? On your application you said you've been arrested, but we can find no record of it. Why on earth would you lie about something like that?"]

aside:Exnihil my experience was almost the opposite. Mine was held up because I had said I'd not been arrested yet they found a juvi record. Juvi refused to give them details. It's the first I'd heard I'd been arrested, one would've thought I'd have known about it. (Probably my brother using my name).

Never have I ever acted in a play or on film.

[I've had three stories published in a local comics anthology. I also self-published my own comic book three years ago.]

Never have I ever posted a video on YouTube.

[I was in several plays in school and a couple of small roles as an adult, but found I didn't have time to devote to it.]

Rocky, I don't think anyopne here has posted a video on YouTube. Want to try another?

Sure, why not?

Never have I ever had a cat as a pet.

Never have I ever lived in a mobile home.

I had a black and white cat named James. Adopted him out during a move. I miss the cat. I don't miss the litter box.

Never have I ever used a chainsaw.

[I've not actually lived in a MH, but 20ish years ago some friends had an old MH on a small bit of mountain acreage they used as a campsite (no power or running water, and bonfires and beer each night). I'd probably spend at least half a dozen or so nights there; a dozen tops]

In a fit of jealousy that I still don't quite comprehend, I chased after Lardlad last night with a chainsaw.

APBM,

Same question.

<looks like another case of thread leak, from the APBM. Are the thread wall dimensions disintegrating as Werezompire Stu approaches Time Trapper status?>

Never have I ever had my own website.

I've used chainsaws, both gas powered and electric, but I don't really enjoy them. Heavy, noisy and smelly. It's a guy thing.

Never have I ever ridden a roller-coaster.

[I had a local-news blog back around 2002ish, in between newspaper jobs. I've been intendeing to make another for LoC, but never quite get to it.]

Never have I ever played a musical instrument

I rode one outdoor roller coaster once and didn't like it. I also rode Space Mountain in Disneyland after waiting in line for an hour.

Never have I ever sold anything on eBay.

[I took both drum and guitar lessons. Never got very good at either.]

Just keeping y'all on your toes.

Never have I ever been to North Dakota.

[of a dozen comics I've tried to sell, I sold for New Teen Titan comics about a year and a half ago]

Never have I ever been on a helicopter.

[Teddy Roosevelt National Park: the other badlands. Beautiful at sunrise]

Never have I ever dived off a high diving board.

[I took a helicopter ride once at a county fair. The guy just circled around the area, did a few dips and back down. It was worth $20, but I don't think I'd want to be in one in a war zone.]

Never have I ever been to one of those white sand crystal clear blue water beaches where you can see forever.

[Did once, twas enough. More of a lean off really.]

-ing a favorite old thread

Never have I ever been to South America.

[Visited my Jimmy Buffet-esque cousin in West Palm Beach for one of the most mellow weeks of my life]

Never have I ever smoked pot.

(My parents and I moved to my father's native country of Ecuador when I was three. We stayed there until I was 16, then moved back to the States.)

Never have I totalled a car

(I smoked A LOT of pot. At on time I was what would be termed a chronic. Haven't smoked any in quite a while now, due to drug testing at work)

Never have a hooked up with someone in a public bathroom

(I was in a fairly bad car accident in 2004 that wasn't my fault--as proven at the arbitration--but it indeed totalled my car; however, you'd be surprised at how little damage accounts for totalling a car)

Never have I broken a bone.

(Do I really need to go into details on this one?)