Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board My nine year old daughters opinion...on Boob windows

So I picked up Batman/Superman: Public Enemies for $6. Kids love the movies as much as me, so we're watching it Sunday and Han says...

"Why does Power Girl have that opening on her female parts...that's just really silly."

I won't even go into the Toymans comment about her big...

Damn thing hasn't been a "window" in at least a decade. It's more like a "boob windshield" at this point.

Bleh.

"Someday, young Han...you won't think it's so silly!"

Someday I'll get to visit the parallel universe where all the dudes are dressed that goofy.

Can I tag along?

For cleome

Sure. At my age, I need to retire early anyway... so you won't have to worry about that whole "3rd wheel" thing.

I spit out my lemonade when I saw that. Or I would've if I hadn't just swallowed it.

A valiant effort, Counselor, but not nearly garish enough.

You don't fool me. I'm betting that "retire" is just another of saying going back to the room to get plastered.

. . . so her female parts can breathe! <span style="font-size: 9px;">Is it really so complicated?</span>

I should have added a betting pool as to how quickly this would go spinning out of control.

Did you tell him about Uncle Lardy?

Han = Hannah.

Jon = Jonathan.

Jon = likes boob windows. ALOT!

Han may like them, too, someday, for an altogether different reason.

He went out with my parents for dinner today, and flirted with the waitress. She tickled him on the side, so he stood up on his chair and tickled her...where the boob window would be. He's only 2, so he can still get away with a few things...gonna get smacked sooner than later though the way that boy is going.

God...I hope not. She already has boys fawning all over her.

(Best not to tell her about the breathing part. )

Yeah, cause nothing says "comfortable air circulation" like squeezing one's waist into the approximate radius of a large drinking glass.

Yeesh.

The sad thing is: I was just looking at some pages on s_d where Power Girl is in civs, and thinking of how much nicer it would look if that was the amount of skin she showed all the time.

Yep. After all these years, still there's nothing that says "diminished expectations" like being a female comic book reader.

Sorry, thought you made a Star Wars geek naming error there for a minute!

It's sort of like closing one's mouth so one can breathe through the nose.

[sulks]

I've hear IRL corset-fanciers say similar things. I personally think they're just delusional from lack of oxygen.