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Need help with your Fixit problems? This Power Ring is pretty cool. It can fix most anything.


Ummm... I don't do Statues... Not Anymore...

Well, my triple marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors, are all fixed up. But can you do something about the meaninglessnes of my life? I'd like a quick fix, please.

Semi, I think you're just missing Vee. But if you want I can try to contact him via my power ring.

Umm... He's not a statue is he... Cause my ring don't seem to work right on statues...

No, I think I need a reboot. Can we go back to 1982 where I was making the decision whether or not to leave Toronto and see how the alternate reality went?

Uh... can you do anything about this?

Ummm... let's see what my little power ring crystal ball thingie can come up with... Toronto, Canada, 1982, Semi,

<Hmmm... Ummm... If I get this right... Maybe I'll give Cobie's statue another try...>

<That can't be right... Married... Divorced... Now living in a two story refrigerator crate in Vancouver... Looks like he wouldn't like that world.>

Nah... Can't find a thing Semi...

Would you prefer Umber's body? or maybe Furball's?

I mean nobody's home at Umber's anyway...

Abin, could you fix a certain recurring theme on Legion World, and stay away from the statue of the legendary poster of Cobalt Kid?!!!

I'd be satisfied with my old goofy looking self back, if I could get it!

Maybe he could fix you up a new hat, EDE ?

Ummm... Cobie... You were the one who said I had to clean all the pidgeon poop off of it daily, Remember????

You want a dirty statue???

Well at least you've got a new goofy looking self.

You sure you don't want to be EDE in Umber's Body?

Looks like he's already got a new hat.

I find strangely tempting the possibilities that possession of Umber's body might open up for me, but, honestly, I'd rather be me again.

Are you sure my connection to the near omnipotent Lardforce won't interefere with you near omnipotent ring?

Well with some of the things happening here lately... There's a small chance... Very small mind you... that you could wind up as... It's a really small chance... But... you could become EDE in a BIDET!!!

Personally, I think EDE in Umber's body is the way to go...

Besides you don't know what the Lardy in EDE's body is doing right now, do you???

I do. Check out www.ampland.com for it, but be careful, it's a bit worse than x-rated.

*(Really hope this link wasn't waaaaaaaaaaaaay too inappropriate...)*

*Note- I've edited this post just in case . Just add in the 'o' in com!

Ummm... Cobie... That one is a bit tooooooooo much.

Talk about a hot link! you're going to get us in trouble CK.

This fixit shop reminds me of the story where Scott Free made some soap and cleaned up Apokolips.

Failing that, maybe Abin Q. could fix my car. The power steering fluid is leaking. Thanks.

Consider it done Cramey... One set of fixed brake lines coming up...

Mr. Quank, you were on the right track. I did spend a year in Vancouver after leaving Toronto in 1982. See if your ring can't pick up the alternate track again. Maybe you don't know the true extent of your powers yet.

Mr. Quank, I don't like to complain and I know you're busy - my brakes are fine but I still need a power ring to steer.

By the way, what are your hourly rates?

Mr Quank I would be most grateful if you coukd fix it for me to be able to sing in key with the song I'm listening to....

That may test the limits of even your near omnipotence

[Psychic Network Con Artist Voice On]

Mr. Semi, the possibilities and probabilities of your alternate reality past are difficult to assertain past a certain point due to the many decisions you have made in your life. At each decision point you were faced with two or more options. the results of the options you chose you already know. If you wish to discover the results you would have experienced had you chosen differently you must tell me which specific decisions you are refering to. Not the options you chose, but the options you didn't choose.

One thing is already clear. If you had stayed with HIM, your life would have been radically different, I can only say this... Be GLAD you didn't...

[Psychic Network Con Artist Voice Off]

Please deposit 50 credits to continue this call...

Sorry Cramey, your car should steer fine now. Umm... No hourly rate. my services (with the exceptions of statue cleaning and the Power Ring Psychic Network) are free to all citizens of legion world.

Sonnie, I'm afraid that I can't do anything about your singing when you are singing along with the radio or a CD.

But, after consulting with a mutual friend, I think that her suggestion may help. You should use your intimidating physical presence more in your favorite karioke bar and force them to play the song in your prefered key. (Z very flat).

Power Rings can only do so much you know.

Hope that helps.