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Witty and/or appalling sig lines for Cleome
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important
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Re: Witty and/or appalling sig lines for Cleome
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Grunge never sold out, maaaaan!
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We must buy our politicians like everyone else
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Originally posted by Stealth: Grunge never sold out, maaaaan! You would totally borrow my flannel if your wife wasn't the suspicious type. Don't lie now.
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Re: Witty and/or appalling sig lines for Cleome
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Shyeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.
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It's nice talking to myself, A credit to dementia
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[wonders if it's appropriate to say "butt" on dedman's thread...] Black Watch flannnel is sexy no matter who's wearing it. Don't let anyone claim otherwise. Royal Stewart is nice, too.
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Originally posted by dedman: It's nice talking to myself, A credit to dementia This one has definite potential, despite the number of people on this board who would only cause worry if they ceased talking to themselves...
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Originally posted by cleome: [wonders if it's appropriate to say "butt" on dedman's thread...]
Not my thread, this one is all about you!
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speaking of butts, how about the following?
Boy! ... Your soul better belong to Jesus! ... Hmmm-mmm cause your ass belongs to me!
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Wait! That belongs on a totally different thread!
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Maybe my sig line should be a daily-revolving assortment of bad pick-up lines as the count-down to the new Legion comic continues.
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you want bad pickup lines, i got tons of 'em...here's one that worked for me on multiple occassions...
"Hi, I'm an artist. I'd love to draw you"
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Bold Flavors
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No, please, don't get up on my account...
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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That could be Lash's sig
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"Hey, eyes down here, buddy!"
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"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!"
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Legionnaire!
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Cats. The number one cause of adult illiteracy.
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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Girls want to meet a boy in the park, Boys want to park their meat in a girl.
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Should I wait until after Lent is over to use "meat" jokes? I don't want to offend the faithful... any more than usual.
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Legionnaire!
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We would be more offended if you didn't offend us.
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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strange but not a stranger
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"I have nothing to complain about."
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: "I have nothing to complain about." I'll have to beat rickshaw1 in a game of checkers for the right to use that one. Just so it's not arm-wrestling. Carpal tunnel, doncha' know...
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