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We all know them, some hate them, some loath them, some, like me, are simply puzzled. We wonder why this person has been inflicted on the world and for what reason they still exist.

Why is... the Khardashians?

Why is... Carrot Top?

Why is... MMA?


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Why is...Real Housewives of....?


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OMG, I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!

Why is ... Richie Rich, the fashion designer?

Why is ... Reality cooking shows?

Why is ... "The Secret Life of the American Teenager"?

(I could go on and on here but I'll let someone else have a turn. I'll be back!) tongue

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I'll try and answer three of them.

The Khardashians - Because the citizens of the planet Khard just couldn't deal with them anymore.

Carrot Top - Because Satan and Joan Rivers had an affair.

The Real Housewives - Because the makers of Botox secretly bought BRAVO.

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Why is..."Twilight"?

(Or is that one reserved for a different thread called "Why THE FUCK is...?" laugh


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Lardy, its so awful, it'll easily go in several different threads all connected with a sense of "this is the first sign of the apocalypse for civilization."


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Why is..."Twilight"?

(Or is that one reserved for a different thread called "Why THE FUCK is...?" laugh
<font face="chalkboard"><span style="font-size: 16px;">Because the gods have forsaken us!!

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LWG, great minds think alike. You have my condolences.


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Why is ... "The Hills"?

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Why is ... Glenn Beck?


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Why is ... Lindsay Lohan?

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Why is Narnia?

Why is Ghost hunters?


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Why is ... "Gossip Girl"?

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Why is.... Shadow Lass


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Why is ... Dan Didio?


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Why is Smallville?


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Why is ... "Dancing With The Stars"?

Why is ... "Skating With The Stars"?

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Why is "Biggest Loser"?


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Why is ... Dan Didio?
It's a conservation of energy thing. There is a finite amount of hyperactivity in the universe. The more excitable someone is, the less you are personally required to be.

You should be thankful, Sharky, it's a heavy burden he carries for you.

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Why is...ultra-conservatives?


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Why is ... "Live To Dance"?

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Why is... Sarcasm Kid such a Weeping Gorilla?

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Why is ... "Jersey Shores"?

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Why is "Ice Road Truckers"?


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Why is ... skinny latte? Have a real coffee why don't ya already??

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Why is ... "Skating With The Stars"?
Because "stars" lost all meaning when Pauly Shore became one.

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So, why is...Pauly Shore?


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Why is.. Son in Law?


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Why is ... no Comic-Con tix on sale?


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Why is... Justin Bieber?

Why is... Lady GaGa?


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Why is...P!nk?


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Why is...... Cake Boss


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Why is...... Cake Boss
That's easy. Because of Ace of Cakes.

Which, of course, prompts the question:

Why is...Ace of Cakes?


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Why is ... The Jonas Brothers?

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[b] Why is...... Cake Boss
That's easy. Because of Ace of Cakes.

Which, of course, prompts the question:

Why is...Ace of Cakes?[/b]
Because The Stoner Cake Dude probably wouldn't have gone over too well.

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Ram Boy,

rotflmao

He looks so stoned, I'm surprised he doesn't scarf down all the cakes before he gets around to decorating them!

Here's another one that's bothered me since the early-mid 90s:

Why is...Sheryl Crow?


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<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Because Pepto-Bismol was already copyrighted?</span></span>


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Why is... shudder McCafeâ„¢... anything?


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Why is ... Pit Boss?

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[b] Why is...P!nk?
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Because Pepto-Bismol was already copyrighted?</span></span> [/b]
You know who I mean.

Her songs make me want to reach for the Pepto-Bismol, though.

Why is...Kelly "Smelly" Clarkson?


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Why is... "Classic" Rock radio?


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Why is ... Jessica Simpson, or Ashley Simpson for that matter?

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Why is... reality tv?


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Why is... "Classic" Rock radio?
For good music?!


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... my belly expanding


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Why is... shudder McCafe&#153;... anything?
because Starbucks is so bad and so popular that the barn door was wide open for it.


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it's THE oxymoron for the oxys (as in acne cream users) and the morons.


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... The OWN network?

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Why don't Oprah and Gail just marry?


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rush.

tom sawyer? are you freakin' kiddin me? might be a "rockin" song when the guys testicles drop. that beber kid sounds tougher.


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...winter so long?

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rush.

tom sawyer? are you freakin' kiddin me? might be a "rockin" song when the guys testicles drop. that beber kid sounds tougher.
On behalf of all of us life-long Rush fans out there ... tongue tease mad scream

... in that order. Take that!!!

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...it so long between Monday and Friday?


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[b] rush.

tom sawyer? are you freakin' kiddin me? might be a "rockin" song when the guys testicles drop. that beber kid sounds tougher.
On behalf of all of us life-long Rush fans out there ... tongue tease mad scream

... in that order. Take that!!! [/b]
sorry, 'migo. Fairy Godmother says "here's some taste. enjoy."


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While I like Rush, Geddy's voice is grating after a couple songs.


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To get back on track...

...it that my son has an even harder noggin than I do?


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... it that every day off I have lately starts with shovelly a snow storm's worth of snow first before I start the day?? scream

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...the cat eating carrot peelings that missed landing in the compost bin last night?

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... is Cleome's cat a herbivore??

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... Katie Couric?


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... Snooki (and all of the cast of Jersey Shore for that matter)?

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... it still so 'friggin cold?


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... Dancing With The Friggin' Stars??

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... America's Next Top Model still on the air?

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...hay fever?

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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

Something pithy!
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... the Shopping Network?

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Originally posted by cleome:
[b] Why is... "Classic" Rock radio?
For good music?! [/b]
Yep. The same twenty pieces of it. Over and over and over and...

<span style="font-size: 11px;">My main consolation for being unemployed is that I don't have to listen to those same twenty songs 956 times a week anymore.</span>


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...MSN's "news" page?

Or Yahoo's, for that matter?

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... Election commercials??

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the next presidential election already starting?

There aughtta be a law. they get six months to run for the party, and six to run for the main. And if AAAAANYONE violates that law, Ten Random Votes will be given sticks with which to beat the soles of their feet with for one minute each.


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... "What Not To Wear" reality show.
Seriously, people actually waste an hour out of their lives once a week to watch this?

Ok then! laugh

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I think some Legion costume designers should watch it regularly.


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... signal lights on vehicles? Noone uses them anymore!

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...Mal-Wart...

<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">...of all institutions, lecturing anyone about how to avoid spreading invasive species of plants around while landscaping? Seriously, a nice former co-worker gave me their guide because she knows I like to garden. But the irony of Mal-Wart shaking that 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-ton fist at any sort of invader is just too hilarious. Every time I open this manual (which may in fact be very useful), I'm too amused (or bemused) to do anything but turn a couple of pages, snicker, and put it down again.</span></span>


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...the TSA?

...Bud Lite?

...the Black Eyed Peas?

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...the TSA?

...Bud Lite?

...the Black Eyed Peas?
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... "The Real Housewives Of ____<any>______".

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