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I don't know what substance is covering the espresso machine, but it looks Apokolyptian.

Cramer, I'm tossing it out; I'll splurge for a new one, if you don't have insurance.

BTW, I've taken plenty of pics for insurance and Cobalt, though I doubt there's any way to tell who did this.

Hey! Fuzzy dice stuffed behind the heater. MLLASH, there look like yours? The blood stains should wash out.

DAMNIT!

you turn your back on a Gil'dispan and they teleport away!

sneaky little bastards.

I think I can fix the table.

gonna take a quick run out to the hardware store.

Kent, it looks like you have everything under control. I'll have my agents scoop the area out and give it a thorough investigation.

And those Gil'Dishpans are always sneaky, so never turnn your back on them!

For me...I'll just make a pot of coffee...

Teleporters. You just can't trust them.

Oh dear, was Hrun in here unsupervised? I thought we were doing so well in our how-to-hold-a-teacup lessons... he might have broken a few things by accident, but I suspect the real damage is from those Gil'dishpans. They've had a grudge against me since I made fun of their cousins, the Brain Globes of Rambat. And you know what caffeine does to a Gil'dishpan...

Thanks for helping to clean up guys. At least we can stay open while the rest of the mess gets sorted out. I'll make some extra-strength coffee this morning.

No kidding! I'll take a gallon of your strongest please.

Got any blueberries and a Diet-Rite Raspberry soda?

What a shame that such a Gil'Dishpan disaster would happen here at Cramer's humble establishment!

Let me clean off the windows for you to help things ease back into order. It's the least I can do for the extra-strength coffee!

Glad to see this place is all cleaned up. I hate coming in to a mess. Several days now, I've had to clean up debris and repair random acts of destruction at SHAKES after the ever-lovin' but yet-to-be house-trained Hrun has stopped in for a glass or twelve of mead.

He's our barbarian, and we love him.

Still, it took some extra-strength iced java to get through today. I'm buzzing, I'll admit it.

Lots of blueberries arriving now, Semi. Highbush or wild? And I make the diet raspberry soda myself, with fresh raspberries. Limited time only, I'm afraid. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Thanks Cramer, you're virtually the best.

Is it possible to do anything but enjoy the food and specials here, Cramer?

Everything is made or baked to perfection!

It's a nice day. We should all eat outside on the sidewalk and enjoy it.

<Slips in through the tesseract in the back room. The bowl of cream and fresh tuna are tempting but his mission comes first. Sniffs around for a moment then leaves a secret message for his sister. Settles down for a short nap after finishing off the cream and tuna.>

Another cryptic missive from Stoopid Cat! I'd better just keep leaving the cream and tuna, and hope he returns to explain it to me.

Perhaps Queen Connie will be taking up my offer to seek refuge her while those barbarian parties are going on at the villa. Hrun is well meaning, but he does have a taste for fur fashion accessories.

I'll just wait here and see what develops, with a bowl of café au lait and some cinnamon rolls.

"Ah, tis just as well I visited this fine establishment".

<throws axe down on table, putting a 6 inch split in the wood>

"Sorry!"

"now since I return from far shores with many Emeralds, I shall need a fur pouch to carry my booty in. I hear there was a cat in here latterly?"

Barbarians please use the take-out window only.

Hmm sounds like some discrimination here.

However I don't think barbarians fall into any of the suspect classifications (although an argument could be made for race or national origin), so all FC needs is a rational reason for the discrimination.

Hrun strides up to take out window. Pushing his head inside, the whole frame starts to shudder as his mighty muscles wedge tight. Pushing a little further causes the window and half a wall to collapse.

Hrun stands bemused, a small porcelain cup of Earl Grey tea in his hand.

"Ermmmmm Sorry? Hrun likes this flowery drink wants more. Have got Emeralds to pay"?

Hrun dearie, while you are there could you be a sweetie and water the plants for me?

<Harbinger hands the saggy looking barbarian her favourite blue plastic watering can that her son artistically painted flowers on when he was seven>

Thanks Hrun, now run along dear.

<H returns to her copy of Heat magazine and her pot of chamomile tea with a slightly absent smile on her face>

Hrun waters plants, just not using the watering can. Harbinger turns away in embarrassment.

<Harbinger turns away to hide her uncontrollable laughter at Hruns rather small and warty "watering apparatus". >

Will the barbarians please just shout their orders through what was once the take-out window.

We are in the process of renovating to accommodate barbarians, which requires us to widen the doors and buy sturdier chairs. These renovations will be completed by Thursday morning, at which time barbarians will be welcome to enjoy the interior premises of the Café. These changes are being made for the benefit of barbarians and we apologize for the temporary inconvenience.

In the meantime, please feel free to water the plants at Shameless Hussies, two doors down.

Ouch 'Binger, ouch. That's too funny.

Cramer, very kind of you to go through so much renovating for Hrun! Do you need any help with the supplies purchasing or in the kitchen until all goes back to normal?