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I'm thinking of just banning all barbarians from SHAKES - they just cause too much damage. And the smell after they leave -- well the only good thing I can say about it is that it has driven out the rats. I might ask the Emerald Empress to cast a repulsion spell that keeps Barbarians out. I don't really care if it is discrimination. Just let the space lawyers have their day.
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I still say... if he's not really Glorith as an alt-ID, he MUST be in league with those evil little Gil'Dishpan runts.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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The Present is Past
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Surely Hrun's just had a few...dozen...mishaps around Legion World.
Besides, Cramer's is such a great establishment! I'd hate to pick a fight with this place and its loyal customers. I know I'd be out there fighting for this place!
Anyway, how're things lately, FC?
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It's been a week without any further damage, so it looks like we're safe... for now. I hope Miss Terious will alert me if she foresees any more attacks on the Café!
Lots of iced drinks available for these hot days, along with the usual extra-strong coffee for traditionalists & die-hards.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Traditionalist here checking in for soem of that wonderful brew you provide at the Cafe. Very ugly morning with lots of fog & rain. That coffee will be just perfect.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Those iced drinks certainly sound good.
I'll take any of 'em with this kind of Florida weather!
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Bold Flavors
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Caffeine!
Even in the summer, nothing gets the day started like a cup o' joe...
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How's the salad bar today?
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The salad bar is at its peak, with a great supply of vegetables & fruit, picked fresh hourly.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Shouts in through hole in wall.
"A flagon of Coffee wench"
Bangs axe on table.
"has anyone seen a stoopid cat around here?"
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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I think I'll make myself a nice salad, and use a little trick I learned from the Emerald Empress to repair that table and send that pile of cat poop to Hrun's Hall of Valhalla.
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Nice work on the table repair, Semi. I'll help myself to some greens as well...as long I don't find any loose cat hair from Hrun's axe.
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Think I'll just help myself to an iced coffee.
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The Café is now an axe-free zone. Please leave all axes at the door. If you have any questions, talk to my space lawyer, Quislet, esq.
I hope barbarians and other customers will continue to enjoy the premises, particularly the newly-enlarged entrance and the take-out window.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Appearing in a flash of brilliant emerald light, the Empress appears in the center of the Cafe and notices the damage. With a nod towrds the Eye, the Empress causes a flash of green to repair the damaged wall.
He's been here, I see, but gone. Well, he won't be able to avoid me for long!
And with that, she disappears in an emerald burst.
Rank hath it's privileges
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Hm, I wonder what the Empress is all upset about?
Did you see how cute her behind looks when she gets all serious though?
In the meantime, I'll just have a cup of coffee and enjoy reading this underground horror magazine in the corner...
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Caffeine!
Even in the summer, nothing gets the day started like a cup o' joe... Or 5 or 6... to keep it going after it started.
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I love coming to Cafe Cramer. It's always so clean and homey and smells so good - cinamon and fresh bread baking. I'm just go to realax and catch up on today's edition of LW news.
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Every day I come back in it's a relief to find the place and the rest of the board in one piece! Glad to see some precautions are being taken, FC!
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Thanks, Empress! That wall would have been costly to repair without your help.
As a token of my gratitude, I'll be offering customers a special blend of the very highest quality coffee beans, to be called "Empress Special Blend".
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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"I shall leave my axe at the door.
Now has anyone seen a pussy I can chase? After I have a large glass of mead that is"
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Will that be decaffeinated mead?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Decaf sounds good for me as well.
Hrun, as you know, I'm not above a pussy hunt myself... but maybe we should let out newest feline member, Whizzy, get acclimated first?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Hrun wants full caffein mead........Erm Please?
Sits down but soon many customers notice a decided cat poo smell about him and start to move away.
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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