Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Café Cramer - Always Open

Notice to CJ and other patrons: we have a full selection of decaffeinated and non-caffeinated beverages, because, let's face it, caffeine leaches the calcium from your skeleton. Although there's nothing quite like real coffee for the true addict...

Semi, I could fix you some scrambled tofu - tastes like eggs. Of course, I do offer absolutely fat-free muffins, which I have been making for years. The secret is in the mixing - so they aren't tough like the low-fat stuff you get in the real world. Don't skip breakfast!

Thanks to Cobie, Abin and Matlock, for the repairs. We certainly have an effective, rapid-response security force here!

As a true addict I salute you for always keeping my IV-drip bag full of fresh, hot coffee! It's like liquid gold this stuff!

You too, huh?

And I don't even like custard.

I failed yesterday and ate the apple fritter.

It's OK, Semi. It's just the once.

You'll get back on track.

So the trick is to just put lots of milk in the coffee to even things out?

It looks like I've had three leechings this morning already. I better stop.

Never! Caffeine Forever! I Must Have My COFFEE!!!

I cooked a turkey tenderloin marinated in teriyaki. May I contribute it to Cafe Cramer's dinner menu?

I'm out of town and I can't sleep well. I need extra caffeine this week so keep it coming!

I have to work through lunch.

I'll bring you over some of that turkey tenderloin along with a salad of fall greens and some kale with bacon. Should it go to your desk or do you prefer to eat in a boardroom?

Thanks, FC. I'll eat at my desk, with the door closed so that I can post at LW.

Do they make calcium supplements or do I just need to drink more milk?

And, if there are supplements but I continue being a caffeine addict, do the two cancel each other out and just leave me calcium-less?

Osteoporosis, here I come.

Looks like Fat Cramer's been up all night baking to feed the hungry citizens of Legion World. Bravo!

That would make a great hat. Looks delicious, too.

Well I can see the late Queen Mum wearing it, but not anyone else, really.

I'm here for a late evening snack. Some strawberry ice-cream would be good right now.

In ice cream, we have low-carb for you protein people, fat-free for the other side of the dietary debate, Tofutti for the vegans and high-calcium for the middle-agers.

Any old-fashioned, whole fat ice-cream? *tee hee*

Of course, that too. It's our most popular variety.

And, for all coffee-drinkers/addicts, in the interest of full disclosure, the bad news:

www.relfe.com/caffeine.html

I would like to state, for the record, that I have read the book in its entirety, purchased a can of Teecino and a jar of Caf-Lib but will continue to serve fully-caffeinated products at the Café for any who so desire.

Now that's a worrying article Cramer, I'd better stick with fruit jices from now on.

I refuse to worry today. Tomorrow at the earliest. Today, I'm aiming for fractaled and fancy-free!

A cafe owner who doesn't drink coffee? Scandalous!!! What's next, a bar-keep who doesn't drink booze? (Ooops, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, I guess ....)

Fortunately, we can consume anything with impunity on Legion World.

While I'm waiting for the extra-caffeinated coffee to drip, I'll head over to SHAKES for something extra-alcoholic, and maybe some high-fat junk food snacks to go with it.