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3. Dress him in drag and take pictures!
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7. Have him immitate Matter-Eater Lad by eating everything in sight.
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9. Ohmygod! In the like... Nude?
Hi! How are you?
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do i really only get 101? ; (
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There are so many things...
10. Make him watch reruns of Celebrity Apprentice over and over
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11. Hug him and squeeze him and call him George ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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12. crank up the jams and watch him DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!
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13. Get Ram drunk too and turn them both into marionettes?
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14. Sing "Elvira" with him at the talent show, while waving around those little paper umbrellas.*
*<span style="font-size: 11px;">While Ram Boy models his original "Mistress of the Dark" costume in advance of SDCC '10</span>
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15. Toga party with bathroom towels!
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17. After he invariably passes out on the barcalounger, strip him down and then spritz him generously with body glitter. After that, give him a GINORMOUS shaving cream beehive before shouting in his ear, "You're on in ONE MINUTE, Lash"! As he's frantically stumbling for the stage entrance, guide him towards the front door having already made sure that someone is standing on the other side with a Polaroid camera to immortalize his "debut".
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I would SOOOO pay to see that
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18. Paint eyeballs on his sunglasses.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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19. Grease him up and put him in a wraslin' ring
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20. Get him to compete in MMA by convincing him it's a great way to meet guys.
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21. When he gets up to use the guys room at the all-night burger joint (and he will), have everyone run back out to the car and get in. You then drive across the street where, after turning off the car lights, you can all watch through the big plate glass windows as Lash kermit-flails back and forth across the restaurant.
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22. Put him on a street corner to preach how "The End is Nigh"
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23. Make him deputy leader of the LMB!
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
23. Make him deputy leader of the LMB! yeah right, we're not the ones who are drunk ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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26. Order him jalapeno poppers and quesadilla wraps at the local late-night delivery place!
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Now I can't sleep and it's too late to take sleeping pills....
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27. Crank call random members of the British Royal Family.
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28. Rearrange his apartment
29. Tell him that the really cute guy at the end of the bar just said Matter-Eater Lad is a wuss.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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30. take him to an Army recruiting station and tell him it's Legion tryouts.
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31. Get him even drunker.
Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
30. take him to an Army recruiting station and tell him it's Legion tryouts. best. one. yet.
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32. Get him to start wildly creative threads he won't remember later.
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Write "shameless hussy" on his forhead in red lipstick...
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34. two guys and a girl, all in costume, kidnap him to Arcosanti and tell him they've brought him to the 31st century to join their Legion.
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The girl from the future
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35. Pinata. (not actually make him one, it's always just fun to see inebriated ones attempt to attack it)... Then again... I've never seen a human one before. Who has a camera?
I might live on the butt end of the world, but I get to see the days before anyone else.... mwaahahahahahaha
(I'm no good at evil laughing)
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Well, I'm off to meet some pals... drinking will no doubt be involved... see ya'll later!
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36. Take him to a strip club and let him loose.
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37. Float him in the center of a kidney-shaped pool, on a raft shaped like a great big bag of... a certain crunchy ring-shaped snack!
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38. Make him think we stole his kidney!
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39. Paint him blue and tell him he's the new Talokian planetary champion.
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40. Paint him GREEN, wake him up and tell him that he has 4 minutes to save the world with his superior Coluam intellect...
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41. Paint him orange and ask him if that's a real pair of swim trunks or just a clever shapeshifting trick.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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What happens there, stays there.... unless I take it back to Tennessee 'twixt my teeth!
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43. Drag his drunk butt to the all-night wedding chapel and marry him!
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45. Sign him up as the official Funyons spokesman!
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46. Trick him into revealing all his passwords and PIN numbers! 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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47. Square him off against Drunken Cobie in a poetry slam!
Theme: "An Ode to Hydrogenation"
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A Cobie-MLLASH drunken poetry slam would be the classiest event Legion World has ever held, cleome!
I'm already picturing Lash with a pretty, pretty turban on his head à la Lord Byron. Only his would be backwards and hanging over his face.
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48. Dress him up funny and take photos to post on Facebook. Get discouraged when you realize he's posted even weirder pictures of himself on Facebook
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49.
Gone, gone form of Lash,
drink more booze, smoke this hash!
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50. Call him up and tell him you're a detective investigating a WHIRL trafficking ring.
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51. Ten minutes later call him up and tell him you're WHIRL trafficker who's just heard from your connections that he sang like a FAT-MOUTHED canary and you're PISSED!
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52. Fifteen minutes later call him up and tell him you're a FAT-MOUTHED canary and you're pissed that he and his drug-trafficking pals are using you as a comparison for bumbling fools!
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53. make him spokesman for the Straight Buddies of Rimbor.
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54. Sell him to white-slavers for 25 bucks and a bottle of apple schnapps.
IMPORTANT REMINDER - Remember to mark "All Sales FINAL!" on receipt.
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55. buy a chintzy plastic ring at the dollar store, put it on Lash's finger and tell him he's now a Pink Lantern.
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56. Dismantle his car, reassemble it on the roof of his home, then leave him in the driver's seat to sleep it off.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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58. Road-trip to Creationism Museum
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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60. Make him draw a design for an LMB-themed miniature golf course.
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61. Hire him to greet trick-or-treating kiddies on Hallowe'en.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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62. Get him feeling comfortable in saying "GREAT SPACE!" in public.
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63. Take him to Hooters, tell him it's La Cage Aux Hooters and the waitresses are all drag queens.
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64. Turn his comics collection invisible, and tell him Abin stopped by.
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65. Point him at people you don't like and claim they dissed Infectious Lass.
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66. Tie a yeller ribbon 'round his....
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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67. Send him to his next job interview dressed in nothing but a yellow ribbon tied around his left ankle.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Touch the magic...
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69. Post the pictures in tne "Pictures of MEMBERS thread"
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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70. Post pictures on Facebook.
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
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72. Help him create his own DCMB vengeance army of LASH-puppets!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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73. Flog him until the cretin drains right out of him.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Time Trapper
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74. create a rentboy.com profile for him.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Unseen, not unheard
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75. Tell him that brunette dude with black shades and a green-and-yellow shirt is Matter-Eater Lad, and that he's giving out autographs.
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