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Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274974 10/25/09 12:39 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Non Sequitor uses his own carcass as an entry in the soapbox derby. There are five wheels, all square-shaped. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274975 10/26/09 03:50 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Non Sequitor runs up to strangers in the street, hands on hips and tongue hanging out, yelling, "Poppa Lobo!", then running away. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274976 10/27/09 04:11 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Non Sequitor can't hear you. There's an ear in my banana. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274977 10/27/09 08:35 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,246 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad OP Time Trapper OP Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,246 The Underbelly of Society Non Sequitor once met a man from Nantucket. Nantucket is nice. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274978 10/28/09 04:15 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Non Sequitor ate too many Nantuckets and needed a bucket, but couldn't find one, and so Non Sequitor said... Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274979 10/28/09 04:35 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,246 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad OP Time Trapper OP Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,246 The Underbelly of Society Coming soon from DC...Blackest Night: Non Sequitor. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274980 10/28/09 04:46 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Non Sequitor was attacked by zombie versions of Irrelevance, Inanity, and Infantilism. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274981 10/31/09 01:36 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Two foot five, Its Alive Birdseye, Swansea, that you, Clive? Has my scene galled anybody? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274982 11/13/09 05:37 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Their clothes are imitation George XXIII Don't you find that absurd? Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274983 11/13/09 06:29 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Non Sequitor tasted the rainbow, even though his headcold pretty much ruined the effect. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274984 11/13/09 06:33 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Non Sequitor and a friend went out disguised as Siamese Twins. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274985 11/14/09 05:29 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Suddenly, hordes of migrating Koi burst out the roof of the Schenectady Days Inn, singing "Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulet" and accompanying themselves on tiny little squeezeboxes made out of fimo and straw! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274986 11/18/09 07:06 AM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Non Sequitor played keyboards at a wedding, waiting until the most inappropriate moment to launch into a 70s porn theme. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274987 11/18/09 06:07 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,246 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad OP Time Trapper OP Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,246 The Underbelly of Society Non Sequitor used '70s porn themes for mood music while tending his Blu-ray garden. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274988 11/19/09 12:13 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Non Sequitor finds that macrame goes best with a dry red wine. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274989 11/19/09 06:37 AM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Non Sequitor sings UB40's cover of Neil Diamond's "Red, Red Wine" with lyrics altered for scatological humor, especially in the reggae toasting section. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274990 11/19/09 05:16 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Non Sequitor cuts diamonds with glass. Cubic Zirconium he just runs over with his specially trained fleet of Greenlandian llamas. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274991 11/20/09 06:00 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Non Sequitor gets in a kids' sandbox and goes to the bathroom like a cat. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274992 11/30/09 06:32 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Non Sequitor eats a whole container of Nutella, then replaces it with...oh, just do the math. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274993 12/02/09 04:11 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Non Sequitor studies, but fails to pass the Differential Equations mid-term. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274994 12/04/09 05:06 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Non Sequitor celebrated this defeat by bathing in a garbage bin...which hadn't been emptied yet. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274995 12/04/09 09:13 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,246 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad OP Time Trapper OP Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,246 The Underbelly of Society Non Sequitor sexed about dreams last night. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274996 12/05/09 09:09 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Non Sequitor spends hours pondering what a "Whoopie Pie" could possibly be, if only because it sounds dirty. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274997 12/05/09 10:50 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Non Sequitor's favorite pie features a crust of crushed grasshoppers filled with a delicious froth of graham cracker crumbs. ...Bake it in an igloo Throw it on a plate And slice off a slice With a rusty ice skate... Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Non Sequitor's Very Own Relevant Topic! #274998 12/08/09 06:00 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Non Sequitor likes cake, too, but thinks that one is supposed to put the unopened box of cake mix in the oven. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER