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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.


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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade


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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind

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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger

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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in.

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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she


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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the


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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?"

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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure


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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe

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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!"


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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer

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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer, which resembled a


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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer, which resembled an unmentionable item. He


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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer, which resembled an unmentionable item. He fondled the vision-interferer

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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer, which resembled an unmentionable item. He fondled the vision-interferer, but returned it


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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer, which resembled an unmentionable item. He fondled the vision-interferer, but returned it to his belt


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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer, which resembled an unmentionable item. He fondled the vision-interferer, but returned it to his belt before deciding to

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It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!

Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.

But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer, which resembled an unmentionable item. He fondled the vision-interferer, but returned it to his belt before deciding to shake his booty.


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