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I love you. Take off your pants.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Hey sexy, which way to the VD clinic?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Hey baby,since your sis ain't home right now, how bout we...?
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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Best line to get a WTF look from a girl;
Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world!'
Best line to get punched in the face by either gender;
Oh, sorry, I thought you were a chick.
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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<licks finger, puts it on self, then girl>
Hey baby, lets get out of these wet clothes...
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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wouldja like to see my Super Moby Dick of Space?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
<licks finger, puts it on self, then girl>
Hey baby, lets get out of these wet clothes... This sounds more creepy than bad.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Time Trapper
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My wife just left me and the kids. How would you like to come back to my place and cook supper?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
I love you. Take off your pants. That's taken completely out of context!
Just spouting off.
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Leader
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Deputy
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Deputy
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Hey cutie,not you your booty.
I tried to rip their soul out.I tried to make them forget Superman.
But they won't.
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Deputy
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Deputy
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Give it up I know you got it on ya.
I tried to rip their soul out.I tried to make them forget Superman.
But they won't.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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What would you like me to make you for breakfast?
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Deputy
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Deputy
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Come on over here and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pop's up.
I tried to rip their soul out.I tried to make them forget Superman.
But they won't.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Nice shoes....wanna #*$&?
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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You're kinda #$%&able. Let's go. I've got a room booked for the next hour.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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I'm gay. Want to make me straight?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
You'll do. Let's go. I once saw someone use that exact phrase, and it worked.
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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I'm drunk and you don't look so bad anymore. C'mon.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I think both of us can fit in those pants, lets find out.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Hi! I teach Math. Fails everytime. 
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Trap Timer
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Trap Timer
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Here's one that works when the ladies use it, but when the guys do... not so much:
"Have you noticed my gigantic boobs?"
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Leader
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Leader
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My zippers stuck. Can you help me out?
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I wanna have sex with you.
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