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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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"Hey, I need a place to stay for the night. Can I **** your **** so that I can sleep over?" (got that once...!)
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"Want to butter up my buns? I've just done the groceries..."
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"I'll give you inches and feed you well."
Actually, that bad pick-up line needs to be spoken with a bad German accent.
"I'll geef yu eenches ahnd fid yu will."
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Oh wow, I never knew what Klaus was singing there, his accent was so thick.  Eighties rock is so full of single-entendre.
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Oh wow, I never knew what Klaus was singing there, his accent was so thick. Eighties rock is so full of single-entendre. LOL  I wouldn't have 80s rock any other way.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Oh wow, I never knew what Klaus was singing there, his accent was so thick. Eighties rock is so full of single-entendre. LOL I wouldn't have 80s rock any other way. Indeed. One of my favorite bands in high school was Duran Duran. *Everything* they sang sounded dirty, even when it (rarely) wasn't.
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I love Duran Duran, too. Hey, now *they've* just inspired a bad pick-up line: "Please, please tell me now, is there something I should know?"
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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"Your momma shoulda named you whiskey,
'cause I wanna drink you up!"
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"I have a ventilator."
(From a moral standpoint, pretty much the worst pickup line ever, but I don't fear Hell anymore.)
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"Eat to MY beat, and you'll be in rapturrrre..."
(I was listening to a lot of Blondie over the weekend. I don't know why.)
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"Eat to MY beat, and you'll be in rapturrrre..."
(I was listening to a lot of Blondie over the weekend. I don't know why.) Oh, I dunno...maybe...because Deborah Harry was a ground-breaking frontwoman?
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Heh. I don't mind their music, but it's not normally something I seek out on purpose. I know she's done some stuff with The Jazz Passengers, too. But I keep forgetting to look for it.
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Hey babe....how'd you like to see my scabs dance?
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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I just had a guy message me saying I had a nice smile. Then he immediately tried to video-call me.
Instant block!
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I'm a mean machine, been drinkin' gasoline and baby you can light my farts all night!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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I have very low standards when I?m drunk... hey there
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You look as comfortable as a chicken pot pie
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"Eat to MY beat, and you'll be in rapturrrre..."
(I was listening to a lot of Blondie over the weekend. I don't know why.) That's so funny. I went on a Blondie kick last weekend. I listened to a lot of their album cuts and heard songs I'd never heard before. And yes, Deborah Harry was groundbreaking and smoking hot...
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"You would make a good back-up option."
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...you sher do godda purdy credit ratin'.
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