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Wow! Two great slogans from Ram Boy. You must be a marketing genius.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Why, yes I am. And thank you for noticing, Quislet. After Frito Lay hires me, I plan to "upmarket" the Funyon brand name.
Funyons - Too Good For The Likes of You
I also think giving away opera tickets with every bag would be a good "promotional" "tie-in".
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Don't tell anyone, but earlier I ate... Cheeto's.
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Hmm, it seems we might be losing one.
Funyons* - Cuz Chester Cheetah iz EVIL!
* Coming Soon! Francesco the Funny Funyon Ferret!
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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I had a bag of Funyuns last night! They were FUN! They were YUN! Er, I mean YUM!
For the record, here's the ingriedients list directly typed from the bag: Enriched corn meal, corn and/or soybean oil, salt, fun, corn starch, soy flour, sugar, corn flour, onion powder, monosodium glutamate, dextrose, caramel color, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, natural flavors, garlic powder, turmeric gum, gum arabic and extractives of onion.
"Gum arabic"? Great space! Funyuns are terrorists!!!
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Now I'm flashing back on that King of the Hill ep where Bobby and his pal went on the mystical quest to taste a nacho chip just as it came off the assembly line at the factory.
Maybe you could have a Funyuns quest as the jumping-off point for the next roleplay or something...
...We like junk a lot
But it makes our insides rot
So remember, it's your body
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Speaking as someone who HAS eaten a frito direct from the line (elementary school field trip), I can say that I totally understood Lucky & Bobby's quest in that episode of KotH.
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Does the LMB have a scientific genius who could rig our toaster ovens to help us recreate that experience at home ?
I don't think Ram Boy's bosses would approve of such a device, as it would likely produce satisfaction in the consumer long before he or she felt a need to put away the entire bag in one sitting. Probably the inventor of such a device would end up like that person that figured out how to make autos run on trash...
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Tamper Lad might fit that description... He can usually be found here
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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I've never had Funyons ... what makes them fun exactly?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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they, um, frighten me ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Well, they are terrorists, so this understandable...
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Also, I'm a little confused about the "extractives of onion" ingredient in FUNYUNS. What is this? Onion DNA or something? Odd.
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Glad you asked Mr.MLLASH !
Extractives of onion (also known as Purity Juice) is an almost magical substance that we here at Frito Lay are just certain will one day be proven to minimize wrinkles, increase sex-drive and cure death. Once "science" catches up with us that is! Until then, just enjoy and stop questioning things so much!
Funyuns - Godhead in a Bag!
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Onion DNA or something? Odd. Dan & Andy were onions? No wonder I cried when Monstress was killed ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Can somebody please stop that man from saying <strike>dragon</strike> "purity juice" ?
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Cheetos eaten today: 2 small (lunch-size) bags
Funyuns eaten today: 0
UH oh...
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Don't worry, MLLASH. Even as you're digesting that toxic orange goo, we're working on an experimental vending machine that delivers a 100 volt shock whenever any other button beside the Funyuns button is pushed. It's a Pavlovian thing! Before too long people won't dream of selecting any other snack.
Chips - zzzzzt, WRONG!
Funyuns - That is Correct.
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
I've never had Funyons ... what makes them fun exactly? Remember Underoos? "It's underwear--that's fun to wear!" Funyuns-Same principle-They didn't make you cry, and you didn't have to cook them, so they're Fun Onions! Alas, I used to eat more Funyuns, but then I got into patient care, and if people pass out due to your breath, that's frowned upon. Plus, my Mom always claimed she could smell them on my breath or skin days later. Yes, I bathe. SO, THEREFORE, I deserve a bag of Funyuns! I have been deprived!
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By the time we get to the end of this tread those Funyuns will have long since gone stale.
So I'll fix that by eating them now...
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I ate some pretzels today ... they were salty ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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It is I, lovable furry old AFOB, and I will get the Funyuns at the end of this thread. I will make sure they are not opened until I get them. If anyone tries, *PLORP!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!*
Long Live all them Legions!
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Oww! Stop that! The funyuns have been gone for days... Oww! Oww! Enough alrea... Oww!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
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