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Never been able to grow a mustache before, or really have chin whiskers for that matter. Men in my family are not naturally hairy. But, I've been working on one for about two months now and its de best I've ever duuuude. And of course, there were they guys that "bragged" about it. But i worked out a great answer. When they said it "takes a man" to grow one, I just said "Well, some guys use their testosterone to grow mustaches, other guys use it to grow a big (*^% ." That really shut them up. 
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Thanks, only took me about five years to perfect it. Hey, never said I was smart.
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Never grew a stache either...actually, I can't...but that's a different story.
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Hey, don't sweat it. I always wanted the Ollie Queen stache and double van dyke... (yeah, I know, all the joke permutations possible on that one) and it will most likely never happen. But, I always thought it was cool. Hey, I got Carol without it, but how cool would it be, eh.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Congrats, Rick! I'm sure it looks terrific! I've had some sort of facial hair since I was 19 and a goatee since I was 26. I can't imagine not having it at this point.  And, Dev, remember God made only so many perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair! 
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Ouch. Dang, that's tough. Sorry, 'migo. But look at it like this, shave your head and you can go around scaring all the little old rich white gals with clutch purses. I used to like gettin' mom in a store and wandering away and then shouting "Momma, don't leave me... MOMMAAAAAAAA! It worked even better when I was around thirty two. She never had the guts to turn the tables on me.
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 No need to shave anything really. It's all good though, save a fortune on hair care products.
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I refuse to bleach or otherwise mess with my 'stache. If the world doesn't want to see it, they are more than free to go look at something else. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Just lightly singed my prized 'stache with my ceegar.
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So Rick, when do we get to see this stashe?
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I echo Quis' question. Originally posted by cleome: I refuse to bleach or otherwise mess with my 'stache. If the world doesn't want to see it, they are more than free to go look at something else.
Being an advocate of gender-bending, I believe every woman should at least once in her life dress in men's clothing, buzz her hair off, and put on a fake 'stache just to see how she looks.
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I am not putting on High Heels...I don't wanna snap an ankle.
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Collates make my ankles look fat.
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I REFUSE to post of this ridiculously named thread. I mean, OF ALL THE NERVE .... using the word "porn" and all ... I'm OUTRAGED!
I'd be a dang fool to support such a seedy, evil thread and, ...
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No need for you to, Dev, because they're just as uncomfortable for us women. I myself favor sandals or women's sneakers.
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Who you kiddin'. You watch Lesbian Spank Inferno just like steve does.
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You thank God someone watches Lesbian Spank Inferno? You got points in that movie, don'tcha.
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Ah...love post placement...
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