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oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338429 03/29/11 09:20 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Never been able to grow a mustache before, or really have chin whiskers for that matter. Men in my family are not naturally hairy. But, I've been working on one for about two months now and its de best I've ever duuuude. And of course, there were they guys that "bragged" about it. But i worked out a great answer. When they said it "takes a man" to grow one, I just said "Well, some guys use their testosterone to grow mustaches, other guys use it to grow a big (*^% ." That really shut them up. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338430 03/29/11 09:22 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Nice. Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338431 03/29/11 09:26 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Thanks, only took me about five years to perfect it. Hey, never said I was smart. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338432 03/29/11 09:28 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Never grew a stache either...actually, I can't...but that's a different story. Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338433 03/29/11 09:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Hey, don't sweat it. I always wanted the Ollie Queen stache and double van dyke... (yeah, I know, all the joke permutations possible on that one) and it will most likely never happen. But, I always thought it was cool. Hey, I got Carol without it, but how cool would it be, eh. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338434 03/29/11 09:36 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002421/ Genetics was a bitch to me. Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338435 03/29/11 09:38 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Congrats, Rick! I'm sure it looks terrific! I've had some sort of facial hair since I was 19 and a goatee since I was 26. I can't imagine not having it at this point. And, Dev, remember God made only so many perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair! The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338436 03/29/11 09:43 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Ouch. Dang, that's tough. Sorry, 'migo. But look at it like this, shave your head and you can go around scaring all the little old rich white gals with clutch purses. I used to like gettin' mom in a store and wandering away and then shouting "Momma, don't leave me... MOMMAAAAAAAA! It worked even better when I was around thirty two. She never had the guts to turn the tables on me. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338437 03/29/11 09:54 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... No need to shave anything really. It's all good though, save a fortune on hair care products. Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338438 03/29/11 11:16 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I refuse to bleach or otherwise mess with my 'stache. If the world doesn't want to see it, they are more than free to go look at something else. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338439 03/30/11 02:19 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Just lightly singed my prized 'stache with my ceegar. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338440 03/30/11 03:44 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston So Rick, when do we get to see this stashe? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338441 03/30/11 07:07 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 I echo Quis' question. Quote Originally posted by cleome: I refuse to bleach or otherwise mess with my 'stache. If the world doesn't want to see it, they are more than free to go look at something else. Being an advocate of gender-bending, I believe every woman should at least once in her life dress in men's clothing, buzz her hair off, and put on a fake 'stache just to see how she looks. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338442 03/30/11 07:13 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... I am not putting on High Heels...I don't wanna snap an ankle. Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338443 03/30/11 07:15 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Collates make my ankles look fat. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338444 03/30/11 07:18 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario I REFUSE to post of this ridiculously named thread. I mean, OF ALL THE NERVE .... using the word "porn" and all ... I'm OUTRAGED! I'd be a dang fool to support such a seedy, evil thread and, ... Oh, wait...

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338445 03/30/11 07:19 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 No need for you to, Dev, because they're just as uncomfortable for us women. I myself favor sandals or women's sneakers. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338446 03/30/11 07:19 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Who you kiddin'. You watch Lesbian Spank Inferno just like steve does. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338447 03/30/11 07:19 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Thank God... Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338448 03/30/11 07:23 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina You thank God someone watches Lesbian Spank Inferno? You got points in that movie, don'tcha. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338449 03/30/11 07:24 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Ah...love post placement... Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338450 03/30/11 07:25 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338451 03/30/11 07:26 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338452 03/30/11 07:27 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338453 03/30/11 07:28 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338454 03/30/11 07:28 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338455 03/30/11 07:34 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338456 03/30/11 07:45 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina "She's a man, baby, a man" agin' Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338457 03/30/11 07:46 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Yes, and she's very open about that. She's Italy's icon of alternative lifestyles. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338458 03/30/11 07:48 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario I think that guy in the wig just scared some poop out of me!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338459 03/30/11 07:49 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina hahahahahahahahah, I was just continuing the joke. Didn't know she was a he. But then, I don't look for that stuff either. Whats the old line.. "If it makes you happy..." Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338460 03/30/11 07:50 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 My sentiments exactly, Rick. Quote Originally posted by future king: I think that guy in the wig just scared some poop out of me! She'd probably be proud of that. She's quite the agent provocateur. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338461 03/30/11 07:52 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina She better not go pravocin' my agent. She ain't met mah wife. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338462 03/30/11 07:56 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Nor mine. I am seriously afraid to fall asleep tonight now! I'm gonna have some serious nightmares!!! NEVER SHOW ME ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE AGAIN!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338463 03/30/11 07:58 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 FK, you sound to me like you've got "issues", boy. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338464 03/30/11 08:37 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Quote Originally posted by Fanfic Lady: FK, you sound to me like you've got "issues", boy. Ah, It's a living.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338465 03/30/11 08:40 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina >squint and raspy voice< "Dyin' ain't much uv a livin', boy!" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338466 03/30/11 08:45 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Quote Originally posted by rickshaw1: >squint and raspy voice< "Dyin' ain't much uv a livin', boy!" Are you trying to do Clint Eastwood again???

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338467 03/30/11 08:48 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Female British performance arist Linda "Linder" Sterling has often donned male drag to impersonate Clint Eastwood. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338468 03/30/11 08:50 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Ah don't do Clint Eastwood. I'm straight and he's ninety-leven million years old. Bhut ah wouldda dun his last wife for ah met mine. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338469 03/30/11 08:53 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Who, Frances Fisher or What's-Her-Name, the newscaster? Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338470 03/31/11 06:49 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Newscaster. I like Redheads, but she ain't to mah tastes. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338471 03/31/11 06:53 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Ah, okay. Thanks for clarifying. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338472 03/31/11 06:55 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina No prob. Fisher is a fine actress and a pretty lady, but something about her just don't light mah swizzle stick. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338473 03/31/11 07:21 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Well to each his own, right? Or is that left??

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338474 03/31/11 07:23 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Can't argue personal taste, can ya. There's someone for everyone. Carol's mine. Doesn't mean I can't appreciate a good lookin' gal, but it takes a lot to crack the interest meter fer me. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338475 03/31/11 07:25 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario True. It's love that counts in the end. AAWWWWWW!!!!! ppphht!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338476 03/31/11 07:27 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Hey, what's all this sissy talk about love and shi ____ stuff? This is a PORN 'STACHE thread after all .... let's roll the music please ... BOW-CHIKI-BOW-WOW....

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338477 03/31/11 07:27 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina MUSH ALERT MUSH ALERT! Run, run fer yer lives. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338478 03/31/11 07:36 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario The delivery man shows up at the door with a *ahem* package. Resume music!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338479 03/31/11 07:37 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina My son heard that somewhere and started singing it about a year ago. He was four. carol and I nearly peed ourselves laughing so hard. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338480 03/31/11 07:40 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Quote Originally posted by rickshaw1: My son heard that somewhere and started singing it about a year ago. He was four. carol and I nearly peed ourselves laughing so hard. Ummmmm .... do I dare ask? Ah, what the hell!... How the HECK did he HEAR that music in the FIRST PLACE????? Hmmm????

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338481 03/31/11 07:47 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina not the music, the Bow chicka wow wow. It was a joke between me and the missus. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338482 03/31/11 07:48 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Quote Originally posted by rickshaw1: not the music, the Bow chicka wow wow. It was a joke between me and the missus. I give up!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338483 03/31/11 07:49 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338484 03/31/11 07:49 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina ... and well you should. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338485 03/31/11 07:52 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Quote Originally posted by rickshaw1: ... and well you should. *bows in defeat* Well played sir! Nice stache by the way!!!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338486 03/31/11 07:53 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Yeeeehaaaaw. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338487 04/01/11 04:58 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario "Yeeeehaaaaw"???? You're watching a porno aren't you??

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338488 04/01/11 11:47 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina No, I am growing my porn 'stache even more as we speak and waiting on an appointment with a timber client. *Note, timber is not a reference to "wood" in any way. Client is not a reference to "Janes" in any way. I could probably make more money that way. I'm guessin' a solid buck forty five an hour. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338489 04/02/11 08:12 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Buck forty five? When did your rates go up?

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338490 04/04/11 10:54 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Well, the 'stache is trimmed to where it just looks like I have a dirty lip now. It was coming in nicely, but kept getting singed, which caused it to be really uneven. Also trimmed up the chin whiskers, will probably shave everything back down to clean tonight or in the morning.. and start all over. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338491 04/04/11 09:26 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Quote Originally posted by rickshaw1: Well, the 'stache is trimmed to where it just looks like I have a dirty lip now. It was coming in nicely, but kept getting singed, which caused it to be really uneven. Also trimmed up the chin whiskers, will probably shave everything back down to clean tonight or in the morning.. and start all over. Were you standing upside again? That wasn't your CHIN you were trimming bud!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338492 04/05/11 10:32 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina As Bugs might say... "Fresh...." Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338493 04/06/11 07:48 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Quote Originally posted by rickshaw1: As Bugs might say... "Fresh...."

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338494 04/07/11 06:47 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Dats' right, yuk it up. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338495 04/07/11 07:05 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Well it's easy when I share a site with a clown!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338496 04/09/11 09:55 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Quote Originally posted by Fanfic Lady: Female British performance arist Linda "Linder" Sterling has often donned male drag to impersonate Clint Eastwood. I own so much menswear as it is that I could probably just get a buzz cut and it would count as "drag." Though I did put on a skirt to attend some lawyer-ly thing with the spouse yesterday. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338497 06/22/11 08:50 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina It's back, baybee! Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338498 06/22/11 09:11 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario ........ OH no!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338499 06/22/11 10:15 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Hey, it's all in the 'stache. Gettin ready to go toe to toe with Geico. The 'stache awes evahbody. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338500 06/23/11 06:23 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Good luck with that. I HAAAAAAATE dealing with insurance companies.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338501 10/15/11 09:58 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree For Rick-- RHCP's Anthony Kiedis rockin' the porn 'stache in their latest video, The Adventures of Raindance Maggie *whew*... "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338502 11/06/11 08:51 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina disturbing on soooooo many levels. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338503 11/06/11 10:56 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 8,776 Groga Legion Tracker Wanderer Legion Tracker Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 8,776 Groga Quote Originally posted by Pov: For Rick-- RHCP's Anthony Kiedis rockin' the porn 'stache in their latest video, The Adventures of Raindance Maggie *whew*... Cowbell tease. Needs MORE Cowbell! "Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338504 11/06/11 10:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cow bell. Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338505 11/07/11 06:57 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Stand as faaaaaar away from me as you can, ok bud?

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338506 11/07/11 08:33 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Mooooooooooooooove over then. Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338507 11/07/11 08:48 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina That's udderly unacceptable. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338508 11/10/11 06:45 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario In honour of this month's men's health event: http://ca.movember.com/

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338509 11/11/11 11:13 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Everyone is just lucky I cannot grow a porn stache... Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338510 11/11/11 11:18 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 Yeah I got an awesome stache going for Movemeber. I'm just going to let it grow the entire month...no trimming, shaping or grooming on the 'stache. I'll post a pic of the awesomeness of it right before I shave it off on Dec 1st. (Though Desdemonia might not let me shave it, she's loving it!!)

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338511 11/11/11 11:23 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR We could start a collection to buy you one of those sterling silver 'stache combs from Tiffany's at Xmas time. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338512 11/11/11 11:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Oooooohhh... Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338513 11/11/11 11:35 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR They'll give us the discount if we buy the silver baby cup, too. Hi Risk Von Tingle told me! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338514 11/11/11 11:38 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... If I get one though, it has to be John Waters worthy.m Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338515 11/11/11 11:46 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Sorry. I don't do "art" films. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338516 11/11/11 11:46 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... I'm just talkin about his stache...it's pimpin. Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338517 11/11/11 11:50 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR A likely story. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338518 11/12/11 06:27 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario I bet it would take Dev a month to grow a decent stache!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338519 11/12/11 07:06 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... At this point...it'd take a lifetime...and then it could require hair transplants. Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338520 11/13/11 07:25 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Yeah, all my "English" friends are like that. It's the fair complexion. Me I had a porn stache at the age of 14 (no lie), so ... you can imagine all my buddies had ME buying all the beer, all the time!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338521 11/13/11 12:47 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... I do not grow hair on my face...or anywhere else. I have Alopecia Areata and lost it when I was around 3 - 5. So it would literally take me a lifetime to get enough usable hair together to even produce a false one. Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338522 11/13/11 12:52 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Dev, I can make you a faux mustache if you like. You just have to specify whether you want Brunet human, orange-white feline, or gray tabby feline hair. Yes, it's true. Soon I'll be marketing my line of cruelty free, sustainable, real-hair mustaches, toupees, tonsures, beards, sideburns, goatees, and soul patches on Etsy. What can I tell you? Times are hard, anything for a buck, etc. But for you, it's free. I may want you to appear in a couple of online testimonials, though. Using your real first name. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338523 11/13/11 12:55 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Dev-Em Time Trapper Dev-Em Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,336 Turn around... Is shipping guaranteed by Christmas? Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338524 11/13/11 12:56 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR For sure. I'm currently perusing the Want Ads in search of an experienced shipping clerk. Or, you know, there's express delivery: Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338525 11/13/11 01:11 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Whew... "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338526 11/13/11 01:13 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR No, Dear. I'm perfectly satisfied with my mustache just the way it is. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338527 11/13/11 01:17 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338528 11/21/11 09:34 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I am suddenly reminded that I don't play this song nearly often enough... Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338529 11/22/11 10:26 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 8,776 Groga Legion Tracker Wanderer Legion Tracker Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 8,776 Groga cleome, that mustache is growing on me fast! "Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338530 11/23/11 06:22 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Here's one for all you lip hair aficionados: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMD3EwuZbHU

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! #338531 11/25/11 01:22 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Quote Originally posted by Legion Tracker: cleome, that mustache is growing on me fast! Yeah. Qypthone needs to reunite and give us another disc. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! rickshaw1 #1027756 07/15/23 02:54 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina I am shamed. Shamed I say. After all this time, the goaty is greater than the porny. And it's nearly gray as well. Sigh. Age. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! rickshaw1 #1031018 11/05/23 01:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina I just shaved my sideburns so I lost the cheesy 70's pornstache look, now it's just singed in several places from my cigar. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! rickshaw1 #1031025 11/05/23 04:27 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,441 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,441 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... I got a new beard trimmer today. The previous one no longer kept a charge, and I'd had it since the dawn of time (you can see me using it in Crisis #10.) "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: oh yeah... growin'a porn 'stache! rickshaw1 #1031047 11/06/23 05:34 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,419 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,419 Wouldn't you like to know? I definitely can’t get more than “designer stubble” on my face. I don’t mind though. Mr. Ibby can grow a beard, but every time he wants to shave it takes ages! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!