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Originally posted by STU:
Pogosexual = those who have an unnatural fetish for cartoon opossums Not to be confused with: PoMosexual: One who requires a reading (or at least mention of) Michel Fouccault's works to get them in the mood. Then there's: NoPosexual: One who can't achieve satisfaction unless they're having sex in North Portland, while using a cutesy and highly-irritating pseudo-hip nickname in reference to it.
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Nihilsexual - One who believes sex has no meaning, purpose, or intrinsic value.
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Ex-nihilsexual - The above, after losing virginity.
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Originally posted by Portfolio Boy:
nanosexual = actively sexual with a very small penis This just sent me on a minutelong laughing jag!  This thread is tits!!!
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Originally posted by Karl Earl Nick Tain:
oh,nosexual- one who habitually regrets the face they wake up next to Also golden!!
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
hohohosexual: One who only has sex during Christmastime.
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Wanderer
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BoBosexual - only has sex with clowns
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Noshowsexual - one who constantly stands up sex dates; alternatively, one who only has sex with people who look like George Jones
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Cuomosexual - one who gets aroused by political power.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Homonymsexual-- Gets turned on by words that have distinct meanings but are spelled and pronounced the same
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Nogosexual - will only have sex when you come to their place,
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Yohohosexual - requires pirate costumes and bottles of rum before getting on that dead man's chest, if you get my drift.
Konosexual - a thing for either yellow makeup on one's (always female) partners or for the delicious aroma of alien fruit liquor on one's (always light green) partners. Either way, the local body paint outlet does a booming business, I bet.
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JoNahsexual = can't penetrate while flashing
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Leader
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Posthosexual - Achieves orgasm after making 100 or more posts a day.
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Arrowsexual - wears a GA or Hawkeye costume all the time, even in bed.
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Metasexual - continually makes self aware comments in bed:
"We are having sex right now."
"This act is a microcosmic representation of a universal propagation occuring at a macrocosmic level."
"I CAN SEE YOU!!!"
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Deosexual - (mistakenly) believes they are godly at sex
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Romanosexual - Loves grated cheese. I mean-- really <span style="font-size: 17px;">really</span> loves it!!
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5amsexual... need I say more?
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Houmasexual - (limited usage) whatever the heck it is that Abby Arcane engages in.
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One-handedsexual. It's the safest sex of all,no condom required.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Hummusexual. Really into chickpeas.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Karosexual - Is that a giant economy sized bottle of corn syrup in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
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Cokebottlesexual-I've seen the pictures and both ways look painful.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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