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With the recent coining of metrosexual and robosexual, this thread is to help us keep track of all the many, many new sexual-preference related terms popping up in various media! Feel free to add your own!
hobosexual: one who is only attracted to Boxcar Willie and others of his unbathed ilk.
stratosexual: one who only has sex suspended from the ground in some fashion.
nonosexual: one who never ever ever ever EVER has sex.
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oboesexual: one who only whilst playing double reed instruments
frodosexual: one who is attracted to really short people with hairy feet
dodosexual: one whose sex life is extinct
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retrosexual: one who has sex backwards
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The big difference between the nonosexual and the dodosexual is that the dodosexual actual DOES want to have sex.
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robosexual, like Spike from Buffy...
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bubblewrapsexual... one who can't get popped just once? poppoppop 
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nanosexual = actively sexual with a very small penis
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lobosexual = person overtly stimulated by the adventures of a certain czarian
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gogosexual = person who has their headboard adorned with DC go-go checks
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Ferrosexual = person stuck in "iron" form
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googlesexual - one who uses Google to satisfy their cravings.
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cobiesexual: one who only derives pleasure from sex with Cobalt Kid
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legionsexual: one who'll only have sex with a partner dressed like a Legionnaire.
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teeheesexual: one who giggles uncontrollably during intercourse
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altsexual: one who only has sex with alt ID's.
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Lashosexual: Does this really need explaining?
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
teeheesexual: one who giggles uncontrollably during intercourse Ive done that!!!
Touch the magic...
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Voodoosexual - ONe who uses voodoo dolls to simulate sexual activity...
Touch the magic...
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Originally posted by Varalent:
Lashosexual: Does this really need explaining? I think this particular breed is extinct. *depressed sigh*
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
retrosexual: one who has sex backwards I've been using "retrosexual" in RL for a while -- I kind of see it as referring to the sexual mores of the '50s. You know, where sharing a milkshake at the malt shoppe meant you were going steady, and being caught making out under the bleachers was enough to earn you the label of "bad boy/girl"...
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Originally posted by Portfolio Boy:
gogosexual = person who has their headboard adorned with DC go-go checks gogosexual = one who has a fetish for Gadgets
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pomosexual = viewing the act of sexual intercourse through a postmodern framework of analysis
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doodoosexual: I hear there are websites where these freaks can meet.
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kokosexual = I really don't want to explain this one...
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oh,nosexual- one who habitually regrets the face they wake up next to
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Danny, I always suspected you were a teeheesexual!
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konosexual= one who likes free-spirited Sklarian girls
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Oklahomosexual= anyone who gets turned on by Rogers and Hammerstein musicals
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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HoJosexual = one who likes to rendezvous at the Howard Johnson's for sex
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AuntFlosexual: A woman who only enjoys sex during her "special time" of the month.
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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When Cosmo arrives in the mail?
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hohohosexual: One who only has sex during Christmastime.
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auldlangsynesexual: Someone who only has sex as the ball drops in Times Square on New Year's Eve.
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EveryTenYearsMonster-sexual: only does it for statistical purposes
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
cobiesexual: one who only derives pleasure from sex with Cobalt Kid These people are known for the happy and fullfilling lives that they lead! Luckily there are so many easy ways to join these groups !
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monosexual: One who can only have sex once.
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Condosexual: One who can only have sex when he/she is looking at a picture of Chemical King.
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Universexual: One who can only have sex with a person under his or her total mind control
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Evillosexual: One who can only have sex with old hags, centaurs or men dressed as vikings or Greek gods with lyres.
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Wrongosexual: one who always climaxes at the wrong moment
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Computosexual: One who engages strictly in internet sex
Nardosexual: One who only has sex with partners with large asses
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Grimborsexual: one who can only have sex when tied up in really big chains!
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taloksexual: one who can only have sex in the dark.
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Probonosexual: one who has sex for free, but spends the rest of the night cross-examining you about other partners you had before
CherBonosexual: Can only have sex with famous singers who have large noses
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Londosexual: One who can only have sex with people who have large amounts of body hair
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reflectosexual: anything done to one of these deviants will be done twofold to you, so, umm... be careful.
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Echosexual: Can't have sex without a vibrator
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Phonosexual - can only have sex while talking on the phone...
Shadosexual - can only have sex with the lights off...
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Pulmonosexual - can only have sex while in an iron lung.
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strange but not a stranger
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Pseudosexual - Pretends to have sex
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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totosexual - with your little dog, too!
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kimonosexual - considers the tea ceremony foreplay.
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Pogosexual = those who have an unnatural fetish for cartoon opossums
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Pofosexual = what's really going on in that mystery forum -- a very passionate discussion of why Portfolio Boy is the hottest message board poster ever! (complete with lurid photos)
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Legionnaire!
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Jethrosexual-one who's attracted to dim but virile hillbillies.
Delbosexual-one who's aroused by reading late silver age issues of Wonder Woman.
Anthrosexual-one who's attracted to teenage cavemen in ratty loincloths.
Pimentosexual-one who uses olives as sex toys.
Ford Pintosexual-one who explodes when banged from behind.
lil'rhino
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Originally posted by lil'rhino:
Ford Pintosexual-one who explodes when banged from behind.
lil'rhino I hate when that happens. 
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Rhino wins!!! Rhinosexual. 
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Rhinosexual - big ol' horn, often hidden within oversize pantaloons.
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TomCatStrutSexual - It just is... Stupid Humans...
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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Originally posted by MLLASH: Originally posted by Varalent:
[b]Lashosexual: Does this really need explaining? Nope Lash I hope to practice this one someday!!!!
Let the Fun Begin!
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Icefiresexual- If you like it really hot or really cold!
Let the Fun Begin!
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tutusexual... one who is only attracted to ballerinas.
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Unisexual - only has sex with unicycles
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Spheniscisexual -- With penguins! 
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Deputy
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Manosexual - only uses their left hand ....
Hic!
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dorsumsexual - pleasuring yourself with a dorsal fin
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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From the "I HATE GAY MEN thread"... Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Lyle Norg was an ectosexual!
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Originally posted by Bubble Wrap Boy:
bubblewrapsexual... one who can't get popped just once?
Jeepers! Whatever happened to Bubble Wrap Boy?
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Got shipped out accidentally ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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[grumble]
At this point, I could make the joke about how I try and get in the mood but then tell myself that I have a headache.
But I won't.
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I'm reminded of the couple telling their marriage counsellor that they have verbal sex every day.
"don't you mean oral?" he asks.
"no," the wife explains. "Every day, we shout 'f--- you' at each other."
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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If there's entropy-sexual, maybe I could dibs that.
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Originally posted by STU:
Pogosexual = those who have an unnatural fetish for cartoon opossums Not to be confused with: PoMosexual: One who requires a reading (or at least mention of) Michel Fouccault's works to get them in the mood. Then there's: NoPosexual: One who can't achieve satisfaction unless they're having sex in North Portland, while using a cutesy and highly-irritating pseudo-hip nickname in reference to it.
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Legionnaire!
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Nihilsexual - One who believes sex has no meaning, purpose, or intrinsic value.
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Ex-nihilsexual - The above, after losing virginity.
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Originally posted by Portfolio Boy:
nanosexual = actively sexual with a very small penis This just sent me on a minutelong laughing jag!  This thread is tits!!!
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Originally posted by Karl Earl Nick Tain:
oh,nosexual- one who habitually regrets the face they wake up next to Also golden!!
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hohohosexual: One who only has sex during Christmastime.
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BoBosexual - only has sex with clowns
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Noshowsexual - one who constantly stands up sex dates; alternatively, one who only has sex with people who look like George Jones
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Cuomosexual - one who gets aroused by political power.
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Homonymsexual-- Gets turned on by words that have distinct meanings but are spelled and pronounced the same
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Nogosexual - will only have sex when you come to their place,
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Yohohosexual - requires pirate costumes and bottles of rum before getting on that dead man's chest, if you get my drift.
Konosexual - a thing for either yellow makeup on one's (always female) partners or for the delicious aroma of alien fruit liquor on one's (always light green) partners. Either way, the local body paint outlet does a booming business, I bet.
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JoNahsexual = can't penetrate while flashing
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Posthosexual - Achieves orgasm after making 100 or more posts a day.
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Arrowsexual - wears a GA or Hawkeye costume all the time, even in bed.
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Legionnaire!
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Metasexual - continually makes self aware comments in bed:
"We are having sex right now."
"This act is a microcosmic representation of a universal propagation occuring at a macrocosmic level."
"I CAN SEE YOU!!!"
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Deosexual - (mistakenly) believes they are godly at sex
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Romanosexual - Loves grated cheese. I mean-- really <span style="font-size: 17px;">really</span> loves it!!
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5amsexual... need I say more?
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Legionnaire!
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Houmasexual - (limited usage) whatever the heck it is that Abby Arcane engages in.
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One-handedsexual. It's the safest sex of all,no condom required.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Hummusexual. Really into chickpeas.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Karosexual - Is that a giant economy sized bottle of corn syrup in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
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Cokebottlesexual-I've seen the pictures and both ways look painful.
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Lauxessexual - likes it both ways.
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
retrosexual: one who has sex backwards 2. One who only gets turned on by fictional superheroes after they've been returned to their original Silver Age continuity, or something close to it.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Ultrasexual - Like supersexual, but can only use one at a time.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wildfiresexual - Tends to fire prematurely unless well contained. Must be very careful "suit" doesn't leak.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Dawnstarsexual - wing fetish
Nurasexual - can feel it before it actually touches
aylasexual - feels like you're floating on air, during
colusexual - green skin fetish
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googlesexual - you have to search for it
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Lestersexual - STUPID STUPID STUPID!
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(follow up... feeling frustrated by not even being able to pay for it)
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Charosexual - Has a thing for flamboyant Flamenco guitar stylings coupled with tasteless costumes and cheeseball catchphrases.
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Originally posted by Exnihil:
Metasexual - continually makes self aware comments in bed:
"We are having sex right now."
"This act is a microcosmic representation of a universal propagation occuring at a macrocosmic level."
"I CAN SEE YOU!!!" Best. Post. <span style="font-size: 15px;">Ever.</span> [throws flowers]
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Originally posted by STU: Originally posted by MLLASH:
[b]Rhino wins!!!  No sex until one undergoes surgical alteration to one's nose/proboscis...?
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Got into this late so I'll give you 2:
Xenosexual - one who only has sexual intercourse with a partner of a different (but hopefully sentient) species than themselves.
not to be confused with...
Xenasexual - one who only has sexual intercourse with a partner that wears a leather skirt and metal breastplate, has long dark hair and is proficient in the use of a Chakram (aka metal circle throwing thingy of death).
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MoMasexual - triangular butt cheeks and breasts on foreheads are a real turn on for this one.
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Oh... and this one:
Legionsexual - one that has sexual intercourse with many different partners as frequently as possible. This is the post-politically-correct term for 'Slut'.
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Abinsexual - attracted to alt-IDs, regardless of gender-orientations.
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Crysexual - Totally gets going for Azrael and/or Sodam Yat.
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D.T.J.N.Knowsexual - likes penthouse dungeons*, Wonder Woman getting tied up, and the Joker\'s Boner . A lot. *<span style="font-size: 11px;">Yeah, sorry. But for me, this link never gets old...</span>
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great link! I've been reading these for an hour or so. So many great LSH ones! and this one, prophetic five years in advance: http://luchins.com/what-were-they-thinking/male-chauvinist-mondays-the-more-things-change/ (warning: If you are a half-year behind on Adventure Comics, my 'prophetic' comment + the blogger's comments = spoiler)
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Internetsexual.can only have sex with partners one meets on the Internet.
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Fantasticfoursexual, Sex that is Hard,Hot,Long,and then you don't see your partner again.
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Originally posted by Karl Earl Nick Tain:
great link! I've been reading these for an hour or so. So many great LSH ones! Yeah, it's a fun site. Luchins' pro-woman stance is much rarer on these kinds of sites than it should be. Oh, don't even get me started. It's a good thing that I don't own a fireplace or that entire issue of Adventure would've been toast a few months ago. Gah.
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Metresexual - size matters.
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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
Metresexual - size matters. Confusingly can also mean one for whom rhythm matters.
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Frysexual - only attracted to time-lost loser delivery dudes with bright red hair.
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Jonahexual - attracted to deformed cowboys or guys who get swallowed by monsters.
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Originally posted by Karl Earl Nick Tain:
Jonahexual - attracted to deformed cowboys or guys who get swallowed by monsters. Or tyrannical newspaper bosses...
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I'm waaaaaay toooooooo shy to ever post on this thread! 
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Mashedrutabagasexual - Pretty self-explanatory.
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Galatussexual- Well, he does eat things.....
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DodoSexual - one whose sex life is already extinct
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GameofThrones-o-sexual (GoTosexual): One who has perverted sex frequently in random situations in hopes that HBO will pick him up as a series.
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MomoSexual - one who must eat Nepalese dumplings to get in the mood
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