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FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370635 03/15/05 02:16 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... This is a secret "Beware the Ides of March" spoof thread disguised to interrupt all the computer thinking in the Science Police HQ! Special Note- this thread is designed to make the founders smile!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370636 03/15/05 02:20 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Well, it's cheaper than buying them all BJ's... "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370637 03/15/05 02:22 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... But nowhere near as good a story the next day!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370638 03/17/05 12:53 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Says who? "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370639 03/17/05 02:14 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by Pov: Well, it's cheaper than buying them all BJ's... BJ's (Wholesale club) is pretty cheap Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370640 03/18/05 11:10 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Hmm... I was going to make a BJ and the Bear reference, but I think that probably belongs on another thread...

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370641 03/18/05 03:56 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370642 03/18/05 07:52 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City You know, My Two Dads would've been much more interesting if he'd starred opposite the monkey in that show as well...

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370643 03/19/05 11:30 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370644 03/19/05 12:50 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Don't know where this thread is going, but I like it, I'll tell you that much!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370645 03/19/05 02:13 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Quote Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: You know, My Two Dads would've been much more interesting if he'd starred opposite the monkey in that show as well... Quote Paul Reiser said: Now, I -ASK- you... was THAT necessary? Really? "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370646 03/20/05 01:32 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Quote Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Don't know where this thread is going, but I like it, I'll tell you that much! The real question is whether we can keep it going until the next Ides of March...

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370647 03/20/05 02:15 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Jillikers-- Greg Evigan was kinda cute! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370648 03/20/05 03:26 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree It's the hat and overalls... EVERYbody's cute in a hat and overalls. "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370649 03/20/05 07:22 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Quote Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Quote Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: [b]Don't know where this thread is going, but I like it, I'll tell you that much! The real question is whether we can keep it going until the next Ides of March...[/b] It appears you've found a new mission for us this year, EDE!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370650 03/20/05 07:32 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree With BJ & THE BEAR and MY TWO DADS for material, it should be a cake walk! this stuff writes itself! "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370651 03/28/05 10:26 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 703 Aggieland Beagz Active Beagz Active Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 703 Aggieland Maybe .... but where the heck is Greg Evigan now, anyways???? You can never quit believiing in your dreams ... or yourself. ----- You GOTTA listen to Levi Kreis.

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370652 03/28/05 11:07 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,274 Omaha, Utah, DC, wherever my j... Lightning Lad Time Trapper Lightning Lad Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,274 Omaha, Utah, DC, wherever my j... Cerberus (2005) (TV) (post-production) .... Cutter Molding Clay (2005) (post-production) .... Coach Kramer Found (2004) (TV) .... Charles Drake Straight From the Heart (2003) (TV) .... Edward Morgan Arizona Summer (2003) .... Rick Butler He Sees You When You're Sleeping (2002) (TV) .... Joe Murder Among Friends (2001) (TV) .... Steve Spirit (2001) (TV) .... Jesse Sweet Revenge (2001/I) .... Matt "Big Sound" (2000) TV Series .... Bill Sutton

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370653 03/30/05 08:55 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Okay, but the real question is... what's the monkey done since then?

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370654 03/30/05 09:01 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree I'm afraid to ask MEL... "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370655 03/30/05 09:18 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,274 Omaha, Utah, DC, wherever my j... Lightning Lad Time Trapper Lightning Lad Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,274 Omaha, Utah, DC, wherever my j... Sam, who portrayed Bear, passed away in the early 90's due to kidney failure. He has a fan page here .

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370656 03/30/05 03:04 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City That's really young for a chimpanzee. They usually live to be about 40.

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370657 03/30/05 03:09 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Working with "Stacks" gave him a heart condition. "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370658 03/30/05 03:10 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,397 Douglasville, GA M matlock Leader matlock Leader M Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,397 Douglasville, GA Diesel fumes aren't good for chimps I guess.

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370659 04/02/05 12:52 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree When the Show\'s Over for Hollywood Chimps "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370660 04/11/05 12:03 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... <enters> Hm…we’ll have to make this an obscure thread crossover into the Dark Viv/unholy wedding storlyline! This way, posters who normally don’t buy into this thread will be forced to see it to get the whole story! Ha! Great idea, Crujeckie! What important facet of the story should take place over here?

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370661 04/11/05 12:16 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree The Wedding Night! "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370662 04/11/05 12:16 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree See? It all still ties in with BJ and the Bare! "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370663 04/11/05 12:18 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City This thread is dedicated to the subplot of one-third of the armies of Legion World founding a hippie commune under the guidance of our new guru Greg Evigan! In this very forum, an important new LMB character will be born, one who will play a pivotal role in the future of the LMB! Don't miss a single minute of it!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370664 04/11/05 12:25 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... <gasp> Much like Wolverine, I, Cobalt Kid, will be involved in absolutely all plots relating to the LMB! I'm curious to know how the peace-loving ways of EDE's hippie commune triumvirate army have effected EDE's one third share of conquered Triumvirate space! (Yes, that sentence was fun to write!). Who is this Greg Evigan?! Will there be a lot of people saying "Hey man!" or "dude"?

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370665 04/11/05 12:55 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Sillies! Hippies don't have armies! They have BROWNIES! With something extra special in 'em... Peace Out! "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370666 04/12/05 02:44 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Quote Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Who is this Greg Evigan?! Will there be a lot of people saying "Hey man!" or "dude"? We all get chimpanzee sidekicks!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370667 04/12/05 02:45 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 105 Where EDE hangs his nelly li'l... Jinx Substitute Jinx Substitute Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 105 Where EDE hangs his nelly li'l... *Hiiiiissssssss*! *meow*

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370668 04/12/05 02:46 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Oh, don't worry, Jinx! Calamity-Monkey will never replace you!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370669 04/13/05 05:36 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Oh great now i'm sat at work with a picture of a Legion, nay army, of white calamity monkeys's all dressed as Russle Crowe from Gladiator decending on Legion World. Faithfull

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370670 04/13/05 07:45 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Calamity Monkey?!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370671 04/13/05 07:47 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... (Note to self- the sudden reappearance of Royal Inquisitor and Sorceress Morgause lead me to wonder if other possible malcontents will be showing up.) (Re: Doctor Mayavale. This seems like something right up his ally, with a hippie army and all! In fact, I remember EDE's funk 70's haircut looked very Mayavale-esque once...) (Could Mayavale be involved here? I mean, I did vote for him as LMB leader once, but still, he is pretty evil...)

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370672 04/13/05 08:05 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Hey, man! Did the LMB once have a member called 'Citadel Kid'?

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370673 04/13/05 08:40 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Oh, don't worry, Jinx! Calamity-Monkey will never replace you! That is what is said now, but when Calamity Monkey gets more popular, watch out!!! Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370674 04/13/05 08:47 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Quote Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Hey, man! Did the LMB once have a member called 'Citadel Kid'? Er, not that I know of EDE... (the hair is back!) Where is all this smoke coming from?

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370675 04/13/05 10:43 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Dude! I distinctly remember this guy with the power to turn into a giant building! Whatever happened to him?

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370676 04/13/05 11:13 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Oh yeah, I kinda remember him a little too now. Was he in "Doom of the Super-Heroes"? Or a tag team story here on LW? And if so--where the heck has he been all these months?! I haven't seen him at a LMB meeting in like forever!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370677 04/13/05 11:26 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 *shreeeak* I am here to serve you, master!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370678 04/13/05 12:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Jeepers! I'm amassing my own Legion of Calamity-Pets! Groovy!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370679 04/13/05 12:36 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Quote Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Oh yeah, I kinda remember him a little too now. Was he in "Doom of the Super-Heroes"? Or a tag team story here on LW? And if so--where the heck has he been all these months?! I haven't seen him at a LMB meeting in like forever! No... it was after "Doom of the Super-Heroes", wasn't it? Like, maybe about the time we were at Ships and Giggles?

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370680 04/13/05 12:53 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Quote Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Jeepers! I'm amassing my own Legion of Calamity-Pets! Groovy! By the power of the luck lords! Calamity-Monkey? Jinx is practically Calamity-Cat (nice ring to it, that). What's next?!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370681 04/13/05 01:15 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,397 Douglasville, GA M matlock Leader matlock Leader M Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,397 Douglasville, GA Quote Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Quote Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: [b] Who is this Greg Evigan?! Will there be a lot of people saying "Hey man!" or "dude"? We all get chimpanzee sidekicks! [/b] Heeeey, this isn't a chimpanzee! This is a bonobo. I want a refund or I'm telling Jane Goodall.

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370682 04/13/05 01:59 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England If I dont want a chimp can i have an orang outang? Faithfull

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370683 04/20/05 01:29 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 (hurls poop at LMBP) Shreeeeeeeeeeeeeak! (leaps up and down).

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370684 04/20/05 02:11 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by Calamity Monkey: (hurls poop at LMBP) Shreeeeeeeeeeeeeak! (leaps up and down). Calamity Monkey is a first rate debater. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370685 04/21/05 09:08 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol More of a soliloquy isn't it? "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370686 04/22/05 11:34 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Hm...with all the strange things going on at Legion World, EDE's hippie army is going below the radar. I still sense some sort of Mayavale connection, but nothing yet...

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370687 04/25/05 07:23 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Jeepers! I wonder what important role Calamity Monkey will play in coming events?

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370688 04/25/05 08:07 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Oh, GREAT. Now I'm stuck with a whip-cracking howler monkey super-pet. I can't hear my Gwen Stefani cds over its infernal screeching! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370689 04/26/05 07:28 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 ? SHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEAK! *hurls poop* Zzzzzzzzzz *gets on EDE’s shoulder* *eats banana*

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370690 04/26/05 08:29 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Quote Originally posted by MLLASH: Oh, GREAT. Now I'm stuck with a whip-cracking howler monkey super-pet. I can't hear my Gwen Stefani cds over its infernal screeching! I thought that *was* the CD. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370691 04/27/05 06:50 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... You know, Calamity Monkey might be a good LMB leader...

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370692 04/27/05 06:49 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... He certainly understands modern politics. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370693 04/30/05 06:38 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370694 04/30/05 06:43 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,869 San Diego, CA Nightcrawler Wanderer Nightcrawler Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,869 San Diego, CA Brian, you've just given me a headache. And I'm feeling sick.

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370695 04/30/05 06:45 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree But... it's Hasselhoff! ) "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370696 04/30/05 06:48 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,274 Omaha, Utah, DC, wherever my j... Lightning Lad Time Trapper Lightning Lad Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,274 Omaha, Utah, DC, wherever my j... Thank god I only drank one margarita before seeing that. I may have lost my dinner.

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370697 04/30/05 09:12 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Hasselhoff is merely the first of the Seven Wonders of Greg Evigan Island!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370698 05/01/05 06:01 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree He greets you off the plane, kinda like Mr. Rourke on Fantasy Island... only wearing a Speedo! "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370699 05/04/05 08:32 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 <sits on EDE's shoulder> ! <hurls poop at other LMBPers>

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370700 05/04/05 12:40 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Collects poop in huge hand and flings it straight back Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370701 05/04/05 08:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Yep! That's what Greg Evigan Island is known for: Seven Wonders and lots of poop-throwing!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370702 05/06/05 10:52 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Whatever happened to that universal translater thingy that Space Ranger gave Jinx? Maybe we could give one to Calamity Monkey to understand him? (Unless Eryk speaks space-monkey of course!)

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370703 05/06/05 11:22 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Let's see... give a delicate piece of machinery to an animal whose primary past time is randomly breaking and destroying whatever she can... I wonder what *could* have happened to it? Fortunately, Jinx possesses the capacity to speak human independent of any translator (though chooses not to degrade herself by doing so...)

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370704 05/06/05 11:33 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... I only speak broken-feline, and can never understand it when it's spoken as fast as Jinx does... Still, I don't speak any monkey whatsoever!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370705 05/06/05 01:03 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,947 Up a Gumtree No Monkey-speak, MUCHO Monkey-spank... that's our Cobie! "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370706 05/08/05 08:00 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Ah, I see another of the great wonders of EDE's island! The great statue of:

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370707 05/08/05 08:01 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... People say you look like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370708 05/08/05 08:45 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City While not an official wonder of Greg Evigan Island, I managed to convince my homeworld of Touston to give us this alien invader turned disco-ball by Toustonian discofication technology!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370709 05/08/05 08:53 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370710 05/08/05 08:56 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... One of Touston's greatest historical moments!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370711 05/11/05 06:29 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 ?

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370712 05/19/05 01:29 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana The Red Bee Reservist The Red Bee Reservist Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana *letter arrives* Army of Eryk Davis Ester- If you're curious about your leader's whereabouts, I'd suggest checking the medical facilities on Legion World. His gunshot wounds should just be healing. Regards, The Red Bee

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370713 05/19/05 01:37 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Jeepers! I was wondering where I was!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370714 06/26/05 08:54 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City The Super-Cotton Fields of Greg Evigan Island are our third great wonder!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370715 06/29/05 04:40 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... The Red Bee and half of the active LMB suddenly appear! Greg Evigan Island! Finally! <Cobalt, in tattered rags, looks around> EDE, are you around? <And immediately, the Red Bee resumes his attack!>

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370716 06/29/05 04:43 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana The Red Bee Reservist The Red Bee Reservist Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana <bees begin swarming, and multiplying furiously> Bring me anywhere you want, LMBP! You're all going to suffer anyway. <grin>

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370717 06/29/05 04:43 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 311 Misfits Music Jetta Active Jetta Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 311 Misfits Music (thinking) Damn, I knew I should have left the fight, time to take my son. (teleports DB here )

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370718 06/29/05 04:45 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana The Red Bee Reservist The Red Bee Reservist Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370719 06/29/05 04:46 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 SHHHHHHHRIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEK!!!!! <leaps at the Red Bee!>

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370720 06/29/05 04:49 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,185 The Mainframe Reboot #deleteFacebook Reboot #deleteFacebook Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,185 The Mainframe *appears, having tracked Spellbinder's teleport trail from the Mainframe to here* (Glitch, remind me to tune the outbound teleport shield around the 'Frame later, BTW. Faraway shouldn't have been able to do that - I've concentrated too much on the inbound shield...) *is solid, with his normally-blue and spherical forcefield red and wrapped tightly around him, and his wearing his THz specs to see through the mass of bees* Cobalt, blast me. I need some extra energy for this trick... My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way. Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War .

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370721 06/29/05 04:50 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple You know I told myself not astral project, and now I'm in the battle, sure I could teleport away, but I have to do the right thing and help. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370722 06/29/05 04:54 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple (Blasts Reboot with a magnetic energy spell before Cobalt can react) I enjoyed that, do you need more power? And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370723 06/29/05 04:55 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,185 The Mainframe Reboot #deleteFacebook Reboot #deleteFacebook Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,185 The Mainframe Yeah, pour it on. Energy sponge, remember. My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way. Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War .

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370724 06/29/05 04:58 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... I think I'll enjoy this one myself! <Lets out weeks of frustration in a concentrated magnetic burst directly at Reboot's torso! Continues to pour it on directly> Now this is cutting loose!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370725 06/29/05 05:00 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple (Releases her most powerful energies his way) (thinking) With Red Bee's balance situation that prevents Reboot and I from hurting him, we have to put aside our differences and combine our strengths. (Creates as lightning storm) Hope you can handle all that I've got! And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370726 06/29/05 05:02 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 (DB appears in a blinding flash of shadow) what the...i'm getting tired of being jerked around. (island begins to shake, trees rattle, the animals flee sensing the coming onslaught) i'll bury this whole island under molten lava if i have to red bee....(shakes fist at the bee)

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370727 06/29/05 05:02 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,185 The Mainframe Reboot #deleteFacebook Reboot #deleteFacebook Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,185 The Mainframe Okay.... Not yet... Not yet... Glitch - NOW! *starts increasing the flow of energy into his red forcefield, which Glitch starts to expands outward, killing all the bees it touches* Keep pouring it on! My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way. Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War .

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370728 06/29/05 05:04 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple Quote Originally posted by Disaster Boy: (DB appears in a blinding flash of shadow) what the...i'm getting tired of being jerked around. (island begins to shake, trees rattle, the animals flee sensing the coming onslaught) i'll bury this whole island under molten lava if i have to red bee....(shakes fist at the bee) No time, power Reboot! (creates light, force, and heat energy, combines them with the lightning and magnetism and hurls it all at Reboot!) And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370729 06/29/05 05:07 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 you want power (need i say more) i'll give you power. (db calls forth the total might of nature's fury powered by his own anger about morgause's mysterious claim: hurricanes, tornados, tsunamis, earthquakes, volcanos, solar flares, lightning, blizzards, etc. all funneling into reboot) finally!! i can cut loose and unleash my power!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370730 06/29/05 05:09 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,185 The Mainframe Reboot #deleteFacebook Reboot #deleteFacebook Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,185 The Mainframe Energy! No... hurricanes... just... lightning or... other energy... My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way. Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War .

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370731 06/29/05 05:09 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple (Places a protection spell around her teammates so that the energies don't wipe them out. Then she begins creates sound waves and turns them into purified sonic energy and lends it to Reboot) And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370732 06/29/05 05:14 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,185 The Mainframe Reboot #deleteFacebook Reboot #deleteFacebook Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,185 The Mainframe Heh. I... can't... save... them... all, huh?... Et tu... Bee? *Pushes forcefield further still with the combined energy of Cobalt, "Viviane" and DB, continuing to kill the RB's bees as it goes* My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way. Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War .

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370733 06/29/05 05:15 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Quote Originally posted by Reboot: Energy! No... hurricanes... just... lightning or... other energy... he he sorry i will tone it down to the solar flares, lightning-electrical storm, heat wave, and raidiation.

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370734 06/29/05 05:24 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,185 The Mainframe Reboot #deleteFacebook Reboot #deleteFacebook Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,185 The Mainframe Spellbinder... teleporter on your left shoulder... from... when I saved you... use it,... or give it... to someone... to use... to see how much is left to do... My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way. Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War .

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370735 06/29/05 05:28 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Reboot is taking a lot in! Keep pouring it on, everyone. <looks at the Bee, who is surprised finally by the power of the LMB> Hey Bee! <runs over and punches the Red Bee directly in the face> That's for shooting me through the back, you son of a bitch! Everyone pour your energy into Reboot. Be ready to teleport out if need be! It's up to EDE now!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370736 06/29/05 05:29 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 (disaster boy passes out from the exertion of energies given to Reboot) ......good night. <clunk>

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370737 06/29/05 05:45 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,185 The Mainframe Reboot #deleteFacebook Reboot #deleteFacebook Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,185 The Mainframe Aaaaaraaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... *feels field connect with itself on the far side of the planet, then lets it drop, since that means all the Red Bee's bees are dead, before falling, wiped out* <font size="1">Heh. "cannot save them all". Idiot. I'm the Reboot. I'll find a way, whatever it takes.</font s> *lets the blasts continue for a second to let his dangerously low energy get up to a vaguely safe level, then signals everyone to stop* Bees are dead. Need sleep now. Go get Red Bee. Thanks for energy. *teleports back to the Mainframe* My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way. Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War .

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370738 06/29/05 05:50 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple No more bees, just someone's ass left to kick! And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370739 06/29/05 05:58 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... <tries to blast Reboot with his healing powers before he teleports> Blast, I wanted to help the ol' bugger. Sometimes he can be downright likeable <gets punched in the mouth by the Red Bee!> Serves me right...

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370740 06/29/05 06:08 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple Quote Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: <tries to blast Reboot with his healing powers before he teleports> Blast, I wanted to help the ol' bugger. Sometimes he can be downright likeable <gets punched in the mouth by the Red Bee!> Serves me right... Damn straight, "Reboot" can never be likeable. (Kicks Red Bee in the abdomen, he in turn backhands her across the face) That better not bruise. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370741 06/29/05 09:30 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 (disaster boy wakes up seeing the ensuing battle...) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (tackles the bee from behind toppling him) down bee! (db gets up and starts kicking the bee in the ribs) take that bee!!!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370742 06/30/05 01:53 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,419 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,419 Wouldn't you like to know? This is the most fun I've had in a while! (pulls the Red Bee up and punches him in the face) The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370743 06/30/05 05:02 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Jillikers! It looks like you guys have just about taken care of the Bee without me!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370744 06/30/05 05:13 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,419 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,419 Wouldn't you like to know? Nah, we're just keeping him busy until you're ready. (kicks Red Bee in shin) The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370745 06/30/05 05:48 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana The Red Bee Reservist The Red Bee Reservist Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana I. Am. Not. Done. Yet!!! One more powerful cascade of energy knocks back Disaster Boy, Cobalt Kid, Viviane and Invisible Brainiac, as more bees begin to swarm around them. You may yet win this, but I will bring some of you down with me!!!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370746 06/30/05 05:50 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,190 Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LM... Spellbinder Wanderer Spellbinder Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,190 Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LM... <Spellbinder TK's a nearby rock, hurling it at the Red Bee. The Bee tries to dodge it by jumping upward. Bad move> "Silly Bee... I was aiming for your stomach," Spellbinder says to the Red Bee, who is now on the ground, hands clutching his crotch. The male LMBPers wince in sympathy. Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370747 06/30/05 05:55 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City <wonders whatever became of those giant bees RB had awhile back that people could ride on and stuff>

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370748 06/30/05 05:57 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana The Red Bee Reservist The Red Bee Reservist Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana <the usual calm that has characterized the Red Bee for these last few weeks appears to be finally slipping away. His eyes are large and red, and filled with what can only be madness. His sly grin has faded away to turn into a full wide smile> HAHAHAHA! Whatever the outcome, I am content in knowing the terror I brought! But I will bring one of you with me if I have to, and I choose you, Crujectra! <leaps at Crujectra, both venomous hands outstretches, oozing the painful honey! Bees swarm on both sides of her, blocking her from moving away! The other LMBers, now exhausted and busy fighting the hordes, look on in horror>

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370749 06/30/05 06:02 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... EDE, whatever you got planned, now is the time! <turns> Crujeckie! NO! <Rushes forward>

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370750 06/30/05 06:13 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 <leaps in front of Spellbinder>

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370751 06/30/05 06:13 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City <Just when the situation looks like it can't get any worse, suddenly the sky blackens with bees. The Red Bee laughs maniacally.>

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370752 06/30/05 06:15 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana The Red Bee Reservist The Red Bee Reservist Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana *burns the Monkey’s body terribly with his venomous hands!* Fool of pet! Feel the wrath of the Red Bee! *The Monkey drops to the ground, its fate unknown at this time* *Looks at the sky, smiling* Now it is time for the killing blow.

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370753 06/30/05 06:15 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City <The laughter of the Red Bee is short-lived, however, as the swarm of bees suddenly rushes towards him rather than the LMBers.>

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370754 06/30/05 06:17 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana The Red Bee Reservist The Red Bee Reservist Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana What?! This—this cannot be! NO!! I command you, attack! *looks around. Sees Eryk Davis Ester not too far off* So this is why I was lured here? *his own bees swarm him* NO! I command you! Destroy that one!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370755 06/30/05 06:19 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,419 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,419 Wouldn't you like to know? A shocked Red Bee tries to turn and run, but IB blinds him with a sudden burst of light. "Leaving so soon? You'll miss the best part of the battle!" The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370756 06/30/05 06:20 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City <The new bees, larger, faster, stronger, and more venomous than those of the Red Bee, begin attacking his bees. The largest bee that any of them have ever seen flies down and lands next to EDE>.

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370757 06/30/05 06:20 AM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall With a loud clunk a battered but still deadly Pretzel making machine hits the Red Bee on the back of the head making him stumble and fall before he can complete the command. “That’ll teach the young whippersnapper to threaten a princess” says Matlock stepping out of a tesseract. “Matt, your arm” cries the princess as she runs past the bee towards him. “quick Cobalt, your healing powers are needed if we are going to save his arm” Pushing the princess gently but firmly back, Matlock straightens up “I can take care of this myself thanks Princess” And a strange lavender glow envelopes him. People standing out side the force field see a strange transformation taking place as the old and trusted , almost to retirement age, LMBP’er starts to grow younger and more muscular, his greying hair returning to the full vibrant colour of youth, the wounded arm healing before their eyes. Stepping out of the lavender glow a young and handsome Matlock looks down at his new youthful body. “Ah crap!” he says. “6 days from retirement, 6 lousy days!. I had the fishing boat booked and the cabin by the lake an everything” The princess looked in shock at the handsome young security officer with the oiled glistening body of a trained athlete now standing in front of her. “Matlock is that you?” “Dagnabbit this always happens to me! Always just as I am looking forward to retiring, some god awful world shattering disaster makes me do this” Looking at the princess for the first time he smiles. “Explanations later your highness we have the Red Bee to fight and when my lad gets here there’s really going to be a fight” Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370758 06/30/05 06:24 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... <seeing Matlock is OK, and the Red Bee is down, Cobalt takes this opportunity to do something he’s really been waiting for> Hey Bee! Looks like things aren’t going your way anymore! You want fear? Fear this! <punches the Red Bee directly in the nose in a total sucker-shot type of way, breaking his nose> Bastard! <steps back next to EDE and his giant bee> What the--?! What is that, Calamity King Bee?

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370759 06/30/05 06:26 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... <scopes up Calamity Monkey> Poor little guy...you're in a lot of pain! <uses healing power on him> You did a brave thing, Monkey.

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370760 06/30/05 06:28 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City <EDE begins patting the giant elephant-sized bee that has landed next ot him on the head>. Red Bee, since you've decided to visit my fine island, perhaps I could give you one of our travel brochures? You'll notice that they detail the Seven Wonders of Greg Evigan Island. One of the coolest wonders is our super-charged cotton fields. Now the thing about cotton, and the thing about bees, is that they have a mutually beneficial relationship. Bees feed on cotton, while at the same time helping with cotton polenation. Now Buzz here, and his friends who are currently destroying your swarm, were raised on the super-charged cotton of Greg Evigan Island! You'll notice their immunity to your mental commands.

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370761 06/30/05 06:32 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana The Red Bee Reservist The Red Bee Reservist Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana *staggers backward, as Bees hit him and LMBPers attack* N-no…I will teach you the meaning of fear…the power of betrayal… *continues to move towards Eryk Davis Ester. The LMBPers begin to make a way, making a path for him, recognizing that the battle finally appears to be at an end. High Priestess Viviane prepares to blast him again, but Invisible Brainiac stops her. She nods, understanding* Know that I’ve still won, in my own way. This is a Pyrrhic victory for you all…

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370762 06/30/05 06:34 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana The Red Bee Reservist The Red Bee Reservist Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana <grin> … <throws down LMBP walking ring to the ground. It is the one first awarded to him months ago, before his betrayal.> There will always be victims. And there will always be those like me.

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370763 06/30/05 06:37 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... And we’ll always be there, waiting.

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370764 06/30/05 06:37 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Well, I think it's time for a beer.

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370765 06/30/05 06:39 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana The Red Bee Reservist The Red Bee Reservist Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 242 Indiana <the Red Bee falls>

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370766 06/30/05 06:40 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Quote Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Well, I think it's time for a beer. You got that right, pal. <turns to fellow LMBers> It's over. <puts arms around EDE and the other around the Princess> Might have to be a *few* beers...

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370767 06/30/05 07:08 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,419 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,419 Wouldn't you like to know? So... does this mean you'll sneak me into SHAKES again? The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370768 06/30/05 07:56 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Always!

Re: FYI (Greg Evigan Island) #370769 06/30/05 11:06 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,397 Douglasville, GA M matlock Leader matlock Leader M Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,397 Douglasville, GA Now that things have wound down here, I have to go find Hrun. Thankfully we all seem to have pulled through somehow!