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Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372518 02/14/07 12:33 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC A simple game. I name a weapon; the next poster names a weapon to defeat my weapon, etc., explaining how my weapon was defeated. The next poster defeats the previous poster's weapon. Like Rock, Paper, Scissors, but with an unlimited arsenal. Hijinks ensue. I'll start with Rock.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372519 02/14/07 02:28 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,329 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,329 Liberty City Sledgehammer defeats rock. You know... by breaking it up into little pieces and stuff.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372520 02/14/07 02:56 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Wood chipper defeats sledgehammer by grinding the handle into, well, woodchips.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372521 02/14/07 04:44 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,124 Australia Kid Marvel Leader Kid Marvel Leader Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,124 Australia Combine Harvester defeats woodchipper by...uhm...Combine Harvesting? Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372522 02/14/07 07:19 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Sugar syrup in gas tank of Combine Harvester beats Combine Harvester. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372523 02/14/07 07:42 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,124 Australia Kid Marvel Leader Kid Marvel Leader Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,124 Australia Fat kid beats sugar syrup Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372524 02/14/07 09:29 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Angry lesbian gym teacher beats fat kid.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372525 02/14/07 09:37 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Repressed suburban dominatrix mom of fat kid beats angry lesbian gym teacher.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372526 02/14/07 10:02 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,124 Australia Kid Marvel Leader Kid Marvel Leader Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,124 Australia unexpected bacon beats repressed suburban dominatrix mom of fat kid Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372527 02/14/07 10:09 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada The rival kosher and halal inspectors eliminate the unexpected bacon.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372528 02/14/07 10:30 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,124 Australia Kid Marvel Leader Kid Marvel Leader Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,124 Australia Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrooooooyyyy Jenkins defeats rival Kosher/Halal Inspectors <span style="font-size: 4px;">atleast I got chicken</span> Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372529 02/14/07 12:20 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Scissors cuts Leeroy Jenkins--cuz he's a card. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372530 02/14/07 12:46 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Water beats sissors by making them rust and lock open unable to cut. Faithfull

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372531 02/14/07 12:54 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,329 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,329 Liberty City Elephant defeats water by slurping it up with its trunk.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372532 02/14/07 01:03 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,267 Cincinnati L lancesrealm Wanderer lancesrealm Wanderer L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,267 Cincinnati George Orwell defeats elephant - by shooting it.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372533 02/14/07 01:13 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,124 Australia Kid Marvel Leader Kid Marvel Leader Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,124 Australia Tuberculosis fever induced fictional pigs beat George Orwell by denying him milk and, eventually, turning him into Glue. Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372534 02/14/07 01:35 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,329 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,329 Liberty City Penicilin defeats tuberculosis fever induced fictional pigs.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372535 02/14/07 01:48 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Pharmacists defeat penicillin by historical overdistribution for non-threatening infections.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372536 02/14/07 01:49 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... A gonorrhea outbreak among teens beats penicilin by rendering it a useless medicine that cannot treat it.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372537 02/14/07 01:52 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,329 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,329 Liberty City Abstinence beats both gonorrhea and pharmacists (by cutting down condom sales and driving them out of business!).

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372538 02/14/07 01:59 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy beats Abstinence, by just being Lad Boy.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372539 02/14/07 02:38 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada A boring suburban life beats Lad Boy, because a boring suburban life beats all people as they enter middle age.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372540 02/14/07 02:46 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Legion World beats a boring suburban life by providing stimulating contact with a wide array of immeasurably intelligent and sexy people from outside the suburbs.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372541 02/14/07 02:53 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Server crash beats Legion World. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372542 02/14/07 02:57 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Server crash is easily defeated by immeasurably intelligent and sexy Gary and Scott.