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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Time Trapper
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DC Comics cuts a deal with Melville by offering him his own mini-series, and the Super Moby Dick of Space is on the loose once more.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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The Super Moby Dick of Space is skewered and grilled by Galactus.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Space-Moby is resurrected in clone form by Greenpeace.
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Greenpeace is rocked by an embezzlement scandal and can no longer afford to sustain the cloned Space Moby.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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A pimply-faced fourteen year-old with a Mac hacks in and purges all records of Greenpeace's embezzlement.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Pimply-faced fourteen year-old is publicly humiliated when his younger sister uploads videos of him singing in the shower.
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Kid Sister's internet privileges are revoked until her eighteenth birthday by her angry parents.
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Angry parents are taken to court by hotshot family lawyer.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Time Trapper
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Flesh eating bacteria scours the planet, including hotshot lawyers!
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Infectious Lass commands the flesh-eating bacteria to die out!
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Time Trapper
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Infectious Lass gets distracted when Jacques takes his shirt off.
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High-fat sugary snacks make Jacques shy to take his shirt off.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Ayla's Cellular Trim Ray restores Jacques' self-confidence (and his physique).
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Biggest loser contestants overuse the Cellular Trim Ray, causing its destruction.
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Time Trapper
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Britney Spears shows up ... teaches people how to dance the fat away.
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Britney Spears' popularity goes down because of new star Nikki Minaj.
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Nikki Minaj forsakes showbiz for a new obsession: weaving baskets out of discarded candy wrappers!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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The UN issues a strongly worded letter against candy wrappers, causing manufacturers everywhere to wrap candy only in edible paper.
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Hi Risk Von Tingle buys up all the raw material for edible papers, as part of a tie-in for his new book: The 30-Day Bismollian Basket Diet.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Hi Risk Von Tingle begins a liquid diet, for health reasons.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Liquid diets become obsolete
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Obsolescence becomes the new beige.
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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Beige is eradicated by the fabulous Mr. Nebula!
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Mr. Nebula becomes Ms. Nebula, after ordering the Grandian Bar Special over at L'il Rhino's place.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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The Grandian Bar Special is all drank by Proty, who doesn't have a gender to change.
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