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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Time Trapper
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Gary and Scott are beat by a massive power outage across the entire western US.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Massive power outage is beat when power is restored by Aunt Clara from Bewitched remembering the spell she accidentally cast to cause it in the first place.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Poor ratings defeat Aunt Clara from Bewtitched
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Endless reruns on cable defeats initial poor ratings.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Oops. Double post!
Carry on.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Witches' Anti-Defamation League defeats endless reruns of Bewitched.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Trap Timer
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Trap Timer
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The Spanish Inquisition defeats the Witches' Anti-Defamation League.
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Deputy
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Deputy
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Slow bus service defeats the Spanish Inquisition by making them late for their entrance in the closing sketch.
Nobody expects the Spanish-- {"The End" appears} Oh, bugger!
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!" They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Mussolini defeats slow bus service by getting buses to run on time.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Historical accuracy (which shows that Mussolini did nothing to improve the running of the public services) beats Mussolini.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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Trap Timer
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Trap Timer
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Postmodernism "defeats" such phallocentric notions as "historical accuracy" by persuading the young people that it's all just relative anyway.
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Time Trapper
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Conservatives defeat postmodernism by whining that it goes against the traditional family values that they just made up.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Hypocrisy beats conversvatives when they fail to live up to the traditional family values they tout.
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Truth, justice and the American way beat hypocrisy.
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Time Trapper
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Wall St. beats truth, justice and the American Way.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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"voodoo economics" beats Wall Street
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Trap Timer
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Budget deficits beat Voodoo Economics.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Milton Friedman and an unparalleled record of empirical success banishes the label of voodoo economics.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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George W. Bush's incompetence beats Milton Friedman just because that's the only thing in the universe greater than Milton Friedman.
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Trap Timer
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Nothing beats George W. Bush's incompetence.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Something else else defeats nothing
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Je ne sais quoi beats something.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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A good French-English dictionary beats je ne sais quoi.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Illiteracy beats a good French-English dictionary.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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Audio-visual presentations defeats illiteracy
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