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#385122 - 05/06/05 12:17 PM Limericks
Quislet, Esq Offline
strange but not a stranger

I got this idea from the Victorian Flirting Thread.

It probably won't even make a second page.

The idea is this:

I provide the first line for a limerick, you make up the other 4 lines, then provide a new first line for a new limerick. (for those who don't know, a limerick consists of 5 lines. The 1st, 2nd, & 5th rhyme with each other and the 3rd & 4th rhyme with each other.)

Hint: end the first line with an easily rhymable word. The idea is to create limericks, not stump the other person


So my first line is:

There once was a boy from Scotland
_________________________
Buy Whizzo butter and go to heaven!

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#385123 - 05/06/05 12:32 PM Re: Limericks
Semi Transparent Fellow Offline
Wanderer
Who had never been to a hot land
So he got in his car
And he drove very far
Until he was mired in hot sand.


Next one (this is fun and I think it will appeal to those who frequent the Make a Sentence thread, as well as others):

I once knew a dandy named Randy

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#385124 - 05/06/05 12:47 PM Re: Limericks
Cobalt Kid Offline
Bold Flavors

He had the serious hots for Andy
But oh, such cruel fate,
Andy was strait,
And was totally infatuated with Mandy


They called her a total ice queen

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#385125 - 05/06/05 01:01 PM Re: Limericks
Semi Transparent Fellow Offline
Wanderer
For ne'er with a beau was she seen
Her standards were high
And no man caught her eye
Until she met bald Mister Clean.

Next one:

Tickle my nose with a feather

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#385126 - 05/06/05 01:48 PM Re: Limericks
Quislet, Esq Offline
strange but not a stranger

dress me up in some leather
take me to the scene
call me a fetish queen
but don't talk to me about the weather.


Next:

When on a trip to New York
_________________________
Buy Whizzo butter and go to heaven!

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#385127 - 05/06/05 02:27 PM Re: Limericks
Kent Shakespeare Offline


I opted to sail out of Cork
the weather was bumpy
the staff, they were frumpy
and each dinner they served us cold pork

Next:
It was a dark and stormy night
_________________________
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

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#385128 - 05/06/05 02:30 PM Re: Limericks
Semi Transparent Fellow Offline
Wanderer
rotflmao rotflmao

At Sarge's you don't ask for pork
The latkes are swell
And the matzo as well
So don't let them know you're a dork.

Next:

I floated in upon a cloud

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#385129 - 05/06/05 02:38 PM Re: Limericks
Semi Transparent Fellow Offline
Wanderer
Kent, you usurper!

My hair was a mess and a fright
I ran out of gel
And looked just like hell
So I kept me out of the light.

Next:
I floated in upon a cloud

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#385130 - 05/06/05 02:55 PM Re: Limericks
Kent Shakespeare Offline


(we used to 'bump into' each other's thread often last summer, I recall.)

As I arrived, all were wowed
But my arrival did fizz
when Mick said it was his
His "Hey! You! Get off!" was quite loud

Next:
There once was a man from Rome
_________________________
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

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#385131 - 05/06/05 03:15 PM Re: Limericks
Semi Transparent Fellow Offline
Wanderer
Whose beer had a big head of foam
He licked his lips
In between sips
And after a few he went home.

Next:

I met an old man on a hunt

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#385132 - 05/08/05 07:14 AM Re: Limericks
Kent Shakespeare Offline


You might say that he was a runt
With dagger in hands
He'd leap from tree stands
It was quite an amazing stunt

Next:

She looked at me with such scorn
_________________________
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

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#385133 - 05/08/05 07:56 AM Re: Limericks
Semi Transparent Fellow Offline
Wanderer
That I wished I'd never been born frown
My pants had been ripped
My fly was unzipped
And she'd had a peek at my horn! eek

Next:

I wrote a message to my love

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#385134 - 05/08/05 06:36 PM Re: Limericks
Quislet, Esq Offline
strange but not a stranger

And sent it in a box with a dove
But the box was air tight
Oh what a sight
And then I was given the shove.


Next:

There once was a vicar in London
_________________________
Buy Whizzo butter and go to heaven!

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#385135 - 05/08/05 09:41 PM Re: Limericks
Brainiac 5 Offline
Active

Who reeked like a 12 week-old onion
He refused to bathe
Or shower or shave
And the stench sent parishoners runnin'

(London is hard to rhyme, Quis!!)


"The locals all knew of Jolene"
_________________________
There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!

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#385136 - 05/09/05 07:16 AM Re: Limericks
Semi Transparent Fellow Offline
Wanderer
She dressed herself up like a queen
When she was down
She'd put on her crown
And parade into town to be seen.

Next,

Into the clouds I did float

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#385137 - 05/09/05 08:04 AM Re: Limericks
Quislet, Esq Offline
strange but not a stranger

Into the clouds I did float

And dragons there I did smote
When I was a child
my imagination ran wild
but now they call me an old goat.

(note to Brainiac 5: you did an excellant job rhyming "London")

Next:

A young girl went a dancing


(edited to add first line from the previous page)
_________________________
Buy Whizzo butter and go to heaven!

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#385138 - 05/09/05 11:58 AM Re: Limericks
Brainiac 5 Offline
Active

To find a beau for romancing
But to her dismay
They all were quite gay
Ignoring her while they were prancing.


A lawyer named Joseph O'Hare
_________________________
There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!

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#385139 - 05/09/05 12:03 PM Re: Limericks
Semi Transparent Fellow Offline
Wanderer
[Responding to "A young girl went a dancing"]

At a hip hop club in Lansing
But a run in her hose
And two broken toes
Made her moves look more like prancing.

Next:

I tasted honey upon my lip

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#385140 - 05/09/05 12:06 PM Re: Limericks
Semi Transparent Fellow Offline
Wanderer
[Braniac, you beat me to it.]
[Responding to "A lawyer named Joseph O'Hare"]

Took a case upon a dare
The evidence was slim
And the outcome was grim
For the client who had lost all her hair.

Next:

I tasted honey upon my lip

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#385141 - 05/09/05 09:42 PM Re: Limericks
Brainiac 5 Offline
Active

And tried to make a witty quip
I felt a sharp crack
Across my poor back
For Honey had brought her good whip!


A virtuous lass named JoAnne
_________________________
There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!

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#385142 - 05/10/05 12:57 PM Re: Limericks
Semi Transparent Fellow Offline
Wanderer
Set her sights on a virtuous man
But she was in for a shock
When that guy named Brock
Threw her over for virtuous Stan.

Next:

The judge had an itch on her chin

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#385143 - 05/11/05 07:19 AM Re: Limericks
Kent Shakespeare Offline


The evidence was quite thin
the jury retired
their deliberations mired
but the defense still expected a win.

Next:

While sweeping up the school yard
_________________________
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

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#385144 - 05/11/05 07:56 AM Re: Limericks
Quislet, Esq Offline
strange but not a stranger

but the Bailiff was as blind as sin
So the prison in the dock
got sent to the block
and the Executioner did some choppin'

Next:

While surfing on the internet
_________________________
Buy Whizzo butter and go to heaven!

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#385145 - 05/11/05 08:02 AM Re: Limericks
Quislet, Esq Offline
strange but not a stranger

Kent beat me to the punch

While sweeping up the school yard
John found a bunch of report cards
There were some 'A's & 'B's
in the subject of geometry
But John saw that calculus was quite hard.

Next:

While surfing on the internet
_________________________
Buy Whizzo butter and go to heaven!

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#385146 - 05/11/05 08:29 AM Re: Limericks
minesurfer Offline
Deputy

I met a chick named Yvette
Her manner was nice
with no hint of vice
but she could be Alex Trebec.

Next:

There was a man from Pawtucket
_________________________
Something Filthy!

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