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Re: Limericks #385197 06/22/05 08:17 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I love the Day the Earth Stood Still Watching it always gives me a thrill I was surprized to see It was on MST3 Their version made me feel ill NEXT: A pretty girl in a bonnet Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385198 06/22/05 08:28 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,466 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,466 Wouldn't you like to know? A pretty girl in a bonnet Buzzed around like an angry hornet When asked why the rage She displayed her journal's page And said, "Why, somebody has torn it!" Next: A silly young man from the moon The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Limericks #385199 06/22/05 04:09 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 A silly young man from the moon Entertained us all with a tune "When it is night, I'm quite a sight, But I'm invisible at noon." NEXT A tasty young tart named Alice

Re: Limericks #385200 06/23/05 06:59 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston A tasty young tart named Alice Was summoned to the palace We heard you were smart And not just a tart So explain the Aurora Borealis. NEXT: There once was a princess from Psyonia Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385201 06/23/05 07:08 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 There once was a princess from Psyonia Who visited me in Patagonia When she was here She hated our beer Said it tasted like ammonia. NEXT I really love my Etch-A-Sketch

Re: Limericks #385202 06/23/05 12:17 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I really love my Etch-A-Sketch And without it I would kvetch But then I got a pup And he chewed it up So now we play fetch. NEXT: On Legion World I did post Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385203 06/23/05 12:57 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC On Legion World I did post And though I don't like to boast A girl from Nantucket Put my post in her bucket And said that she liked it the most. NEXT: While talking of Keats to a Durlan

Re: Limericks #385204 06/23/05 01:36 PM Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 27 Just a little off-center B Bureaucracy Boy Candidate Bureaucracy Boy Candidate B Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 27 Just a little off-center While talking of Keats to a Durlan His antennae started unfurlin' He said, "I'm a-tirin' Of poems by Byron, But Shelley starts my toes a-curlin'." NEXT: Pariscub, Quislet, and Lad Boy Aspiring to be a Principal Associate Deputy Under Secretary

Re: Limericks #385205 06/23/05 01:48 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Pariscub, Quislet, and Lad Boy All fought over a new toy When Paris said "It's mine" Quis smacked his behind And Lad Boy clapped his hands in joy. NEXT: Where in the world has Lad Boy been

Re: Limericks #385206 06/24/05 07:02 AM Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 27 Just a little off-center B Bureaucracy Boy Candidate Bureaucracy Boy Candidate B Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 27 Just a little off-center Where in the world has Lad Boy been to Capitol Hill, again and again. His job, kids, and a wife, and the ex-boyfriend's strife make me worry about my good friend. NEXT: Legion greats Waid and Kitson Aspiring to be a Principal Associate Deputy Under Secretary

Re: Limericks #385207 06/24/05 09:40 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Legion greats Waid and Kitson Reimagined tales they have spun I like the cast and prefer it to the last So let's hope they have a very long run NEXT: Going to the comic book shop Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385208 06/24/05 10:53 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Going to the comic book shop I like to run and skip and hop At six foot three I'm a sight to see So I try to avoid the local cop. NEXT I peered into the garbage can

Re: Limericks #385209 06/24/05 05:37 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple I peered into the garbage can And saw the trash of ole rich Stan Bras made from rubies To place on my boobies So now they sparkle for my man. NEXT She was loveliest of the old hags And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Limericks #385210 06/25/05 02:57 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 She was loveliest of the old hags Beautiful even when wearing rags She'd go to the races Where she was simply aces Winning when she bet on the old nags. NEXT I stubbed my toe on a rock

Re: Limericks #385211 06/27/05 07:15 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I stubbed my toe on a rock While cruising under a dock My cry of pain Was answered by Wayne A nice ending for my walk. NEXT: An old maid from Rome Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385212 06/27/05 09:41 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 An old maid from Rome Wandered far from home She got lost At quite a cost And ended up in Nome. NEXT A strapping young man from Zaire

Re: Limericks #385213 06/28/05 06:06 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston A strapping young man from Zaire Wanted to have a hot affair The one that he found Made him feel down Because the husband didn't care. NEXT: The strapping young man's brother Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385214 06/28/05 10:01 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 The strapping young man's brother Was a stripper like no other All would swoon When he bared his moon But never in front of their mother. NEXT I ate a pickle on my break

Re: Limericks #385215 06/29/05 06:50 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I ate a pickle on my break But it was a mistake Because fairly quick I got very sick I shouldn't have had it with cake. NEXT It was a very hot day Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385216 06/29/05 10:49 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 It was a very hot day In the City by the Bay The boys wore no shirts Oh my they're such flirts All in all, it was tres gay. NEXT I climbed up on the old fire truck

Re: Limericks #385217 06/30/05 08:37 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I climbed up on the old fire truck My foot, in a ladder, got stuck A fireman named Stan Rescued me, just my luck. NEXT: Upon an ivy covered wall Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385218 06/30/05 10:54 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Upon an ivy covered wall An egg sat calm before his fall His name was Humpty That's right, Sir Dumpty 'Till he got hit by a baseball. NEXT: Sitting pretty on her chair

Re: Limericks #385219 06/30/05 12:12 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Sitting pretty on her chair Was the girl who wasn't there With her I would play And while away the day Her name is Sue, but call her "Claire". NEXT: Back when I was young Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385220 06/30/05 02:13 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Back when I was young Taste of life on my tongue Days were merry Unpitted cherry My song yet to be sung. NEXT When lighting softly upon a star

Re: Limericks #385221 07/01/05 07:38 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston When lighting softly on a star It is good to know who you are For a life Without strife That will help you go far. NEXT: Upon reading something very funny Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!