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Re: Limericks #385222 07/01/05 10:52 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Upon reading something very funny Or even if it's just merely punny I laugh and cry just like a clown And giggle 'til my pants fall down And all the crowd showers me with money. NEXT There was a young lawyer from New York

Re: Limericks #385223 07/01/05 02:56 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer There was a young lawyer from New York Who fancied for luncheon some roast pork But the rent that he paid Left his bank account flayed So he sat at his desk and did more work. NEXT A weekend at home is so charming Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385224 07/05/05 08:44 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston A weekend at home is so charming I did some gardening aka farming I pulled lots of weeds Some plants went to seed Which I found quite alarming NEXT: Traveling the world for three years Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385225 07/05/05 11:59 AM Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 27 Just a little off-center B Bureaucracy Boy Candidate Bureaucracy Boy Candidate B Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 27 Just a little off-center Traveling the world for three years Might bring a grown man to tears Unless in each region There were friends of the Legion And lots of ales, stouts, and dark beers. NEXT: The news about Lightning Lad Aspiring to be a Principal Associate Deputy Under Secretary

Re: Limericks #385226 07/05/05 01:52 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC The news about Lightning Lad Made Saturn Girl rather mad On Winath he ran All naked with Jan And still longs for the fun that they had. NEXT: Why does my lab smell like goats?

Re: Limericks #385227 07/05/05 02:12 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Why does my lab smell like goats? Is the answer in my notes? Is it a dream To make me scream Or just dwarfs in woolen coats? NEXT: I wonder should I take this flight

Re: Limericks #385228 07/06/05 02:03 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I wonder should I take this flight Or should I go by train tonight if not far I'd go by car Too many options to know which is right. NEXT: I walked hand in hand with my brother Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385229 07/06/05 02:33 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I walked hand in hand with my brother. We searched for our father and mother. Dad lay on one bed, Gagged, bound, and dead While Mom slept away on the other. NEXT: Monel's solemn Melons and Lemons

Re: Limericks #385230 07/06/05 07:45 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 (Truly disturbing limerick, Lad Boy) Monel's solemn Melons and Lemons Were the favorites of the Fremons, Give em a squeeze Oh pretty please Said writer dear old Samuel Clemmons NEXT: I'm happy as a buzzing bee

Re: Limericks #385231 07/07/05 06:39 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC (It's been a rough week, STF) I'm happy as a buzzing bee Ready to sting someone like Vee Venomous poison, sudden pain Hallmarks of my domain Come closer now and sit with me. NEXT: A Semi Transparent Felllow...

Re: Limericks #385232 07/07/05 07:42 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston A semi transparent fellow was trying to be mellow Instead of a lark Things got quite dark How about a game of Othello? NEXT: A goth girl and a daisy Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385233 07/07/05 02:38 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer A goth girl and a daisy In atmosphere so hazy Appeared to shimmer And then grew dimmer This smog could drive you crazy NEXT: Veggie sushi is delicious Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385234 07/07/05 03:04 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Veggie sushi is delicious and very nutritious But quite the feat To get me to eat Something else else that sounds so malicious. NEXT: They said it couldn't be done Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385235 07/08/05 07:06 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Thye said it couldn't be done Eating pudding on the run Quite a mess I must confess But oh, it was so much fun. NEXT: I like to laugh and scratch my ear (P.S. Fat Cramer, you are quite the grand master/mistress of limericks. I couldn't conquer "A goth girl and a daisy" as much as I tried.)

Re: Limericks #385236 07/08/05 07:13 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I like to laugh and scratch my ear I even chuckle when drinking beer See, S.T Fellow, I can be mellow And not write of death and gloom here. NEXT: I like to run naked in storms

Re: Limericks #385237 07/08/05 09:56 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I like to run naked in storms On-lookers gather in swarms Where ever I go without my speedo A part of me performs NEXT: Sometimes when I blush Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385238 07/08/05 10:43 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 315 Michigan baycent54 Active baycent54 Active Joined: May 2004 Posts: 315 Michigan There was a Legionnaire, Imra who was very proper and prim-ra She never had a guy and when they asked why they found that her was a him-ra.

Re: Limericks #385239 07/08/05 10:52 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Sometimes when I blush The blood begins to rush To my face At a frantic pace Leaving it painted as if by a brush. NEXT: Whenever I think of the Legion "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #385240 07/08/05 12:13 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Whenever I think of the Legion Each one of them a collegian Super powered And freshly showered They're tops in the metro region. NEXT I'm fresh and clean like a flower (P.S. Some great new talent appearing lately, Vee and baycent.)

Re: Limericks #385241 07/08/05 12:46 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol I'm fresh and clean as a flower After taking a five minute shower But to smell just divine A bubble bath is sublime Followed up by some nice, scented powder. NEXT: After a long day at work "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #385242 07/08/05 01:29 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston After a long day at work my chores, I will shirk I'm need some relaxation So I'm off on a vacation Where is that hotel clerk? NEXT: Looking for a partner in crime Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385243 07/08/05 02:06 PM Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 27 Just a little off-center B Bureaucracy Boy Candidate Bureaucracy Boy Candidate B Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 27 Just a little off-center Looking for a partner in crime Looking for him all the time I think he's near I smell something...beer! It's Lad Boy's Corona with lime. NEXT: Once, on a date with Projectra Aspiring to be a Principal Associate Deputy Under Secretary

Re: Limericks #385244 07/10/05 02:11 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Once, on a date with Projectra I hit the button to eject RA An Egyptian god A nasty sod So he became Reject RA NEXT This one shall be easy to rhyme

Re: Limericks #385245 07/11/05 06:03 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston This one should be easy to rhyme in fact I do it all the time It's lots of fun to make a pun Should I thought up a different line? NEXT: A gent from Melbourne Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385246 07/11/05 08:31 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol A gent from Melbourne Was might well born. He had lots of money And great food filled his tummy Thanks to all the sheep his family had shorn. NEXT: There is a price to be paid "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"