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Re: Limericks #385247 07/11/05 09:51 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 There is a price to be paid If you want to get laid By a hooker Who's a looker Else just settle for the maid. NEXT Standing atop of old Smoky

Re: Limericks #385248 07/12/05 06:29 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Standing atop of old Smokey I did the "love" Hokey Pokey With a real cutie A Ranger, off duty Who quickly agreed "Okie Dokie!" NEXT: In response to your request "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #385249 07/12/05 07:05 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 In response to your request I promise not to be a pest Okie Dokie Do your pokey I'll just observe your love fest. NEXT Wee Willie got in some trouble

Re: Limericks #385250 07/12/05 07:51 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Wee Willie got in some trouble when betting on the daily double He shouldn't have bet On the nag "Hasn't Won Yet" His swag lasted like a soap bubble. NEXT: Mary liked to skip to the market Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385251 07/12/05 09:34 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Mary liked to skip to the market To purchase a brand new jar kit She'd drive no car E'en though it was far Becasue it was too hard to park it. NEXT: An ancient wizard said to me

Re: Limericks #385252 07/12/05 02:27 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer An ancient wizard said to me In what sounded like poetry Something else else of note? Perhaps a quote? It was all Greek to me, you see. NEXT: It was on a summer day steamy Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385253 07/12/05 07:10 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 It was on a summer day steamy That I ate an eclair so creamy It ran down my chin All the way to my shin But who cares, since it was so dreamy. NEXT: The stevedore gave me the eye

Re: Limericks #385254 07/13/05 09:24 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The stevedore gave me the eye And I had to ask him why It had been pluck from a guy out of luck Said he "It's a gift I didn't have to buy." NEXT: While sitting in the town square Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385255 07/13/05 10:31 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 While sitting in the town square A barber shaved all my hair What a sight I was a fright For now my dome was all bare. NEXT: She likes to burp and scratch her tum

Re: Limericks #385256 07/13/05 10:54 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol She likes to burp and scratch her tum She says it makes her happier some "It itches there!" Said without a care Perhaps because she was drinking rum. NEXT: It was a dark and dreary night "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #385257 07/13/05 11:44 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 It was a dark and dreary night So I turned on every light To banish the gloom From every room And keep the vampires out of sight. NEXT My brand new sock has got a hole

Re: Limericks #385258 07/13/05 12:02 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston My brand new sock has got a hole I think it was caused by a mole I've lost the mate It must be fate But my shoes are the ones with soul. NEXT: It happened one Thursday afternoon Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385259 07/13/05 01:19 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 It happened one Thursday afternoon I was riding high upon a loon I was bored So we soared And ended up upon the moon. NEXT: The Moody Blues give me a thrill

Re: Limericks #385260 07/13/05 02:04 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC The Moody Blues give me a thrill I have them on 8-track tape, still. For Nights in White Satin While touring Manhattan I think I'm still paying the bill. NEXT: Baseball's my favorite sport

Re: Limericks #385261 07/13/05 02:16 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Baseball's my favorite sport on the diamond I cavort the roar of the crowd makes me proud when the pitcher's no hit streak I thwart NEXT: A naughty boy I have been Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385262 07/13/05 04:05 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 A naughty boy I have been To my sister I was mean I washed her hair With mother's Nair Now her scalp has quite a sheen. NEXT I took my doggie for a walk

Re: Limericks #385263 07/14/05 06:16 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol I took my doggie for a walk Sometimes I wish that he could talk My question would be Why every hydrant we see Requires that we sniff, spray, and gawk NEXT: I would love to fly into space "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #385264 07/14/05 07:05 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I would love to fly into space Say goodbye to the human race They always fight Can't see the light No wonder there's a fall from grace. (Nah, I'm not depressed. I have no idea where that came from. - maybe London )) NEXT: If I could shine and be the sun

Re: Limericks #385265 07/14/05 07:24 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol If I could shine and be the sun I'm sure I would do it on the run Provider of Light Opposed to the Night I'd do my best for everyone. NEXT: Taking you out for a night on the town "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #385266 07/14/05 07:31 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 Taking you out for a night on the town we'll line em up and drink em down then drunk on the street you tripped on your feet and now you look like a clown NEXT it is very dry upon the moon

Re: Limericks #385267 07/14/05 09:30 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston It is very dry upon the moon It dried up much too soon How can it be That there is a lunar sea? Maybe I should just go to the saloon. NEXT: I came upon Mom and Dad Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385268 07/14/05 10:02 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol I came upon Mom And Dad And it caused me to yell out "Egad!" They were busy, you see Enjoying they're own company And now I have nightmares real bad! NEXT: The life of a monk is quite stoic "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #385269 07/14/05 10:14 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 The life of a monk is quite stoic Some thing abstinence is heroic They kneel and pray All night and day Egads! it's so Paleozoic. NEXT You're a monkey, oh yes you are

Re: Limericks #385270 07/15/05 08:22 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston You're a monkey, oh yes you are and in the jungle you'll go far But on certain nights amid the bright lights at the circus you are the star. NEXT: Lying on my back I saw a cloud Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385271 07/15/05 08:43 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,329 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,329 Liberty City Lying on my back I saw a cloud In the shape of a horse, noble, proud But it gave me a start A fluttering heart 'Cause damn, that horse was well-endowed! NEXT: Sipping coffee at midday