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Re: Limericks #385397 08/18/05 10:22 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island He searched for the right word she heard the wrong word she answered curtly he declined pertly she flipped him a bird NEXT: Can I do any worse? Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: Limericks #385398 08/19/05 03:33 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Can I do any worse? I spend my time on silly verse But what the hell I might as well Enjoy it, or be in the hearse. Now to celebrate those Boston accents.... NEXT: A doctor of Physics in Harvard Yard Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385399 08/22/05 08:56 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC A doctor of Physics in Harvard Yard Gave his caaah keys to the paahking lot gaahd When he retuuhned fawh his Foohd He shrieked, "Oh my Gaawd! I can't find my Visa ohw MastuhCaahd!" NEXT: If I were back home in Mobile. (mo-BEEL')

Re: Limericks #385400 08/22/05 09:13 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 495 NJ Probability Pete Active Probability Pete Active Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 495 NJ If I were back home in Mobile. I pray I was global, around the world i'd rome everywhere would be home until i found that precious opal NEXT At the country club

Re: Limericks #385401 08/22/05 09:28 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston At the country club People will snub Unless you're rich In which Case you'll be the hub. NEXT: Help me with my buttons, mother dear Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385402 08/22/05 10:15 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Help me with my buttons, mother dear I just can't reach those in back, I fear I don't want a scandal On my date with Randal Even if he is a wee bit queer. NEXT: A frisky young orca came calling

Re: Limericks #385403 08/22/05 02:58 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC A frisky young orca came calling The smell of his breath was apalling The stench of raw crill and other sea-kill Made Red Lobster stock start falling. NEXT: If I had been born on Trom

Re: Limericks #385404 08/23/05 02:30 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer If I had been born on Trom I could have turned water into Dom Perignon And chiffon To velvet scented with lemonbalm. NEXT: Watching the river roll by Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385405 08/23/05 07:10 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Watching the river roll by I let out a dreamy sigh It's a bummer that during summer The days really seem to fly. NEXT: I'm going to the opera and ballet Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385406 08/23/05 08:09 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I'm going to the opera and ballet But that doesn't mean that I'm gay. Though when the fat lady sings I'll gather my things And run off with a dancer named Jay. NEXT: While shopping for tools at Home Depot.

Re: Limericks #385407 08/23/05 11:24 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston While shopping for tools at Home Depot My car was subject to the men of repo I couldn't pay my bills because I was ill I guess I shouldn't have bought the Peugot NEXT: Help me find a rhyme Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385408 08/23/05 12:07 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Help me find a rhyme For the price of one thin dime Else just for fun I'll fondle a nun And end up doing time. NEXT: I was shocked by Sister Mary Louise

Re: Limericks #385409 08/23/05 12:46 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I was shocked by Sister Mary Louise as she soared on the scary trapeze Her five o'clock shadow made her look like F. Castro or those French mimes with hairy goatees. NEXT: He said, "To thine own self be true."

Re: Limericks #385410 08/24/05 10:11 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston He said, "To thine own self be true." As he made his societal debut But I concluded he's self deluded To think he looks good in ecru. NEXT: I've longed to be a lumberjack Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385411 08/24/05 10:31 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I've longed to be a lumberjack And cut the old oak tree out back But I stay my hand And spare the land From my arboreal attack. NEXT: He likes to wear a silver thong (If we've done this one before, let me know and I'll post a different one.)

Re: Limericks #385412 08/25/05 08:21 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC He likes to wear a silver thong And stay out drinking all night long I'd take him home let my hands roam except of course, that would be wrong. NEXT: I think we lost his silver thong.

Re: Limericks #385413 08/25/05 08:29 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I think we lost his silver thong Because it attracted a throng So indulge his bulge As it comes on strong NEXT: I'm going on a hot air balloon Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385414 08/25/05 09:15 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I'm going on a hot air ballon Yup, it's true, I'm going real soon I'll ride so high In the clear blue sky So I can show the world my rosy moon. NEXT: I took the train to Istanbul

Re: Limericks #385415 08/25/05 10:44 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I took the train to Istanbul and caught a bus there to Kabul Rode my bike into Tehran Caught a plane, flew to Milan Now, I'm home, broke, tired -- a fool. NEXT: Come sit with me; I have a secret.

Re: Limericks #385416 08/25/05 10:22 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Come sit with me; I have a secret. I heard it from a snowy egret. He said "D'you know, That that old crow Has left his wife for some young eaglet?" Next up: Help me please. My tummy hurts. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385417 08/26/05 09:29 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Help me please. My tummy hurts. I should not have dined at Burt's In the mood For greasy food Now I have my just desserts. Next: I like to sleep at the Symphony Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385418 08/26/05 11:16 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I'd like to sleep at the symphony It drives all waking desire from me Through Haydn, I'd snore Schubert's a bore And Vivaldi make for dull company. NEXT: My best friend at Legion World

Re: Limericks #385419 08/29/05 07:46 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston My best friend at Legion World sang and danced and twirled but at the party drank too hardy and what was eaten now was hurled NEXT: Now I am back to work Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385420 08/30/05 04:23 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Now I am back to work For that awful midget jerk He makes me toil In motor oil And then calls it a perk. NEXT: I like to shave that part of me

Re: Limericks #385421 08/31/05 10:55 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I like to shave that part of me that very few get to see Alack I mean my back What did you think? tee hee NEXT: Polly walked to the grocery store Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!