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Re: Limericks #385422 08/31/05 11:02 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Polly walked to the grocery store Cooking supper was such a bore So she went And money spent At the take-out deli right next door. NEXT: When I went fishing in a Zodiac Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385423 08/31/05 11:08 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada When I went fishing in a Zodiac, soon I had read the latest almanac I got Pices cut to slices by the trolling motor coming back. NEXT: Ne'er had been seen such large crowds,

Re: Limericks #385424 08/31/05 11:08 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston When I went fishing in a Zodiac I met a bear from Kodiak He was mean And I was green so to the lodge, I went back. NEXT: A young lady from The South Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385425 08/31/05 11:13 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada A young lady from the south Saw a man as she came out. At her ball, he was tall as the tales from his mouth. Next: Ne'er had been seen such large crowds,

Re: Limericks #385426 08/31/05 11:14 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Ne'er had been seen such large crowds to see an exhibition of shrouds The showing was poor There would have been more Except for the gathering storm clouds. NEXT: A young lady fron The South Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385427 08/31/05 11:15 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Oh my. either someone else can make a new limerick from my line or Tamper Lad, you can write a new opening line Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385428 08/31/05 11:17 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Causality loop, thread collapsing Here I'll reboot the thread. Next: There once was a dandy from Virgina.

Re: Limericks #385429 09/01/05 03:20 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer There once was a dandy from Virginia Who married a girl named Lavinia She had money So was his honey But he loved many others. What a sin, ja? NEXT (hee hee!): Causality loop, thread collapsing Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385430 09/01/05 06:58 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Causality loop, thread collapsing Our sense of timing lapsing Don't know who will go after you Deja vu! are we relapsing? NEXT: A virile young man from Daxam Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385431 09/01/05 07:15 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies A virile young man from Daxam Lived every day by this maxim: "Protect the weak, The mild and the meek, And defend 'em when someone attacks 'em." Next: I crossed a rabbit with a squirrel The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385432 09/01/05 07:35 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC "I crossed a rabbit with a squirrel." said my wife's cousin Earl. "And isn't it quite funny to see the Easter bunny Hide his nuts in the basket of a girl." NEXT: I once knew a great Jazz singer.

Re: Limericks #385433 09/02/05 09:59 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I once knew a great Jazz singer A voice like Ella's - a dead ringer Wow o wow She's the cat's meow I suppose you want this line to be a zinger. NEXT: Nothing is worse than writer's block Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385434 09/02/05 10:13 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Nothing is worse than writer's block To get started you need a shock So once an hour Take a cold shower That's sure to nudge your bio clock. NEXT: With pen in hand, I bequeath thee

Re: Limericks #385435 09/03/05 05:21 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies With pen in hand, I bequeath thee The Persian carpet beneath thee A table and chairs The lamp up the stairs And the suit in which I did meet thee. Next: A Highlander wearing a kilt The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385436 09/03/05 06:20 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada A highlander wearing a kilt guided me with his claymore's hilt as he screamed Cha geill, with pen he would draw a lovely thistle 'fore fall's wilt. (cha geill is pronounced KAY YAW, and the thistle is the national flower of Scotland) NEXT There once was a President from Texas.

Re: Limericks #385437 09/05/05 05:19 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer There once was a President from Texas Who rode o'er the range in his Lexus While resting at Crawdad He thought it was too bad Ms. Sheehan might know what a hex is. NEXT: A penguin who slept on an ice floe Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385438 09/05/05 06:11 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies A penguin who slept on an ice floe Woke to see an Antarctic ice show With skating Adelies Gentoos on their bellies And a rockhopper juggling kite's roe. Next: I was walking along with my beagle The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385439 09/06/05 09:22 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I was walking along with my beagle Looking and feeling most regal then a robber with a smirk stole my pants and shirt And now I am walking around illegal. NEXT: What should one do when feeling blue? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385440 09/06/05 10:45 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 What should one do when feeling blue And one's life is a tasteless stew? Quislet's advice, Is add some spice, By finding someone you can sue. NEXT: When sunning naked at the shore

Re: Limericks #385441 09/06/05 11:02 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada When sunning naked at the shore, I fell asleep and I did snore. in the sun... I baked, till my skin... it flaked. At work once more, I'm now quite sore. NEXT: School began this September day

Re: Limericks #385442 09/06/05 12:21 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 School began this September day And I'm feeling far from gay I'll not be free 'Till I get my degree, Sometime towards the end of May. NEXT: I think I'll climb the old flag pole

Re: Limericks #385443 09/06/05 12:37 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I think I'll climb the old flag pole And fulfill my assumed role Around town I am known as a clown little do they know my serious soul. NEXT: The mate was a mighty sailin' man Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385444 09/06/05 08:29 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies The mate was a mighty sailin' man For three years that show ran Then rerun for ever. We'll miss you, Bob Denver! Everyone on Legion World is a fan! Next: I spread butter on a hot scone The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385445 09/07/05 01:14 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia I spread butter on a hot scone, the butter is all warm and runny If but one drop spills to the floor, To fall over will not be so funny NEXT: The boy stood on the burning deck

Re: Limericks #385446 09/07/05 08:58 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The boy stood on the burning deck and waved as others passed the wreck he was very brave yet hoped to be saved but all they did was rubber neck. NEXT: Wedding bells did start to ring Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!