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Re: Limericks #385597 10/05/05 08:34 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC There once was a bar named Shakes... with a bartender there that makes a drink I must have with a sunblock lip salve during fierce solar flare outbreaks. NEXT: My how big your...eyes...are!

Re: Limericks #385598 10/05/05 08:34 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston There once was a bar named Shakes Where we would play ducks and drakes Drinks were free Whoopee!!!! A lovely place for goodness sakes! NEXT: Alex got a gift in the mail Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385599 10/05/05 08:36 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Alex got a gift in the mail Something else else I found on sale It was rated triple X and useful for sex when traveling by air or by rail. NEXT: My how big your...eyes...are!

Re: Limericks #385600 10/05/05 08:38 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston My how big your...eyes...are! Would you like to ride in my car? I know a place to get to home base And we don't have to travel too far. NEXT: Alex got a gift in the mail Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385601 10/05/05 08:39 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Hehehehehe Ok Lad Boy, you can think of a new NEXT line Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385602 10/05/05 08:53 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC NEXT: The front seat of a Coupe de Ville..

Re: Limericks #385603 10/05/05 09:00 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The front seat of a Coupe de Ville is a place to feel a thrill Who knew a zipper to undo required such accomplished skill NEXT: Walking in the woods lost in thought Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385604 10/05/05 09:08 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Walking in the woods lost in thought, Holding the basket I'd brought, I met a wolf, big and bad And gave him all that I had Using tricks my grandma once taught. NEXT: Is this what you had in mind?

Re: Limericks #385605 10/05/05 09:10 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Walking in the woods lost in thought About the comics that I bought From bargain bin There was no sin I got no art that Liefeld wrought. NEXT: All I want is ginger beer Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385606 10/05/05 02:35 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston All I want is ginger beer and to have you near a warm feeling I find appealing Two straws will let us share NEXT: I took a trip to the store Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385607 10/06/05 08:29 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I took a trip to the store because we needed some more personal protection for your ...ummm...election the one that I so adore. NEXT Is it hot in here; or is it just me?

Re: Limericks #385608 10/06/05 08:35 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Is it hot in here or is it just me? An experiment so we can see Don't scoff Clothes off Oh my! Now it feels now quite breezey. NEXT: After being pulled over by a cop Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385609 10/06/05 08:35 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN I took a trip to the store. I heard Kate would be there for sure. I've heard all about her, And it's a no-doubter... That within an hour or two that I'll score. edit... looks like it took me awhile to compose a good one... lol. both Lad and Quis beat me to it. keep going with Quislet's line: After being pulled over by a cop Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385610 10/06/05 08:44 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN After being pulled over by a cop, I heard a thunderous plop. And there on his belly, Was a big chunk of jelly, For he had just left the local Donut Shop. Next: There once was a lad name Linus... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385611 10/06/05 10:14 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston There once was a lad name Linus Who had trouble with his sinus His nose he blew with many a tissue Til he moved to Arizona for the dryness. NEXT: Maria went to a masquerade ball Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385612 10/06/05 10:41 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Aside: Bravo on "dryness"... that's a good one. Alright, back to the game... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385613 10/06/05 10:43 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by minesurfer: Aside: Bravo on "dryness"... that's a good one. Alright, back to the game... I have to admit that I go to this site Rhyme Zone for help figuring out rhyming words Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385614 10/06/05 10:56 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Lol... been there a few times myself. Saved it under my "favorites" just for this thread. Still, you had to make it work... and that's what I applaud. Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385615 10/06/05 11:10 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Maria went to a masquerade ball. Costume so hot she thought she might fall. To aid in her plight, To restore electrolytes, She wound up at the Gatorade Ball. Next... He walked down the street with a smile... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385616 10/06/05 11:33 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston He walked down the street with a smile He hadn't been there in a while the fun had begun Then his boyfriend walked down the aisle. NEXT: Louis traveled far out west Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385617 10/06/05 12:21 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Louis traveled far out west Wearing leather chaps and a vest "I'm really not gay." He said in L.A. <span style="font-size: 7px;">Cliffhanger endings are sometimes the best.</span> NEXT: Ignorance of the law's no excuse

Re: Limericks #385618 10/06/05 12:25 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Louis traveled far out west Dressed up in his Sunday best He was right But would not fight Lest his Sunday hair get messed. NEXT He was shocked by what he had seen

Re: Limericks #385619 10/06/05 12:29 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Quote Originally posted by Lad Boy: Louis traveled far out west Wearing leather chaps and a vest "I'm really not gay." He said in L.A. <span style="font-size: 9px;">Cliffhanger endings are sometimes the best.</span> As he bared his tatooed chest? or I won't kiss, but I'll do the rest.

Re: Limericks #385620 10/06/05 12:33 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC He was shocked by what he had seen The outfit was quite obscene leather chaps and a vest an exposed hairy chest so he bought it and made quite a scene NEXT: Ignorance of the law's no excuse

Re: Limericks #385621 10/06/05 12:35 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Ignorance of the law's no excuse For fondling and kissing grandma's goose Just keep it clean Said Officer Green As he wandered off with his moose. NEXT: He was shocked by what he had seen