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Re: Limericks #385622 10/06/05 12:36 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Lad Boy, I feel like we've met in the street and can't get around one another. You choose the next

Re: Limericks #385623 10/06/05 12:40 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Ignorance of the law is no excuse when hunting deer or moose but in the park after dark it is an effective ruse. He was shocked by what he had seen Jerry Falwell declared it obscene Adam was disgraced having no taste He was the world's ugliest drag queen. NEXT: He likes two for one deals Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385624 10/06/05 12:43 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I'll use one of your clever cliffhanger resolutions as the beginning. As he bared his tattooed chest, she noticed that he was quite blessed with tons of brown fur but he didn't see her cause he liked STF the best. NEXT: I won't kiss, but I'll do the rest.

Re: Limericks #385625 10/06/05 12:43 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Lad Boy, I feel like we've met in the street and can't get around one another. You choose the next This happened to me and Lad Boy yesterday. But I have solved today's dilemma. (or so I thought) It is interesting to see different people's take on the same line. Where they are similar and where they are different. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385626 10/06/05 12:47 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Quote Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Lad Boy, I feel like we've met in the street and can't get around one another. You choose the next I hope that if we met in the street we wouldn't be trying to get around each other.

Re: Limericks #385627 10/06/05 12:53 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC He likes two for one deals On boyfriends or drinks or hot meals When we go out shopping Or better, bar-hopping, He barters, buys and steals. NEXT: I won't kiss, but I'll do the rest.

Re: Limericks #385628 10/06/05 12:57 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN I won't kiss, but I'll do the rest. Said Kate as you might have guessed. For Kate is always bound to be making the rounds, And by the looks of her body, She's blessed. Next: Kate looked up at me and said, "Next!" Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385629 10/06/05 01:01 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Kate looked up at me and said, "Next!" I looked back at her quite perplexed You're not Lad Boy's type But there's no need to gripe For Minesurfer's here, undersexed. NEXT: This thread can't get out of the gutter.

Re: Limericks #385630 10/06/05 01:09 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN This thread can't get out of the gutter. Sometimes it makes me just shudder. "I'm ready to mate" Said Promiscuous Kate, "Roll me up and spread me with butter." Next: I've got to go, but I'll be back... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385631 10/06/05 01:11 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston This thread can't get out of the gutter Lad Boy was heard to mutter Who do we kid If it did We would all give a big shudder. NEXT: Once more with feeling Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385632 10/06/05 01:12 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 This thread can't get out of the gutter Even when greased up with butter Try as I might To set this thing right I fail at the task and just sputter. (Okay, that didn't make a lot of sense) NEXT The sun fell in love with the moon,

Re: Limericks #385633 10/06/05 01:13 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I've got to go, but I'll be back Said the soldier boy heading to Iraq I'll just say that I'm gay And I like surprize attacks NEXT: Once more with feeling Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385634 10/06/05 01:15 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Once more with feeling Let's set this thread reeling With smart quips Right from our lips That soar right through the ceiling. NEXT The sun fell in love with the moon

Re: Limericks #385635 10/06/05 01:16 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC "I've got to go but I'll be back." I said to my good friend, Jack. "Once more with feeling?" He asked while still kneeling "Oh, I'll stay, let's go hit the sack." NEXT: There's nothing tawdry 'bout Steven.

Re: Limericks #385636 10/06/05 01:17 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Think we need a little traffic control here... lol. Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385637 10/06/05 01:19 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC The sun fell in love with the moon I fell in love on Kathoon He was quite mighty lasted all nighty but the sun rose a little too soon. NEXT: There's nothing tawdry 'bout Steven.

Re: Limericks #385638 10/06/05 01:21 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Think we need a little traffic control here For something's a little bit queer It takes so little time to make a good rhyme Instead of posting, I'll go have a beer. NEXT: There's nothing tawdry 'bout Steven.

Re: Limericks #385639 10/06/05 01:30 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN "There's nothing tawdry 'bout Steven." They said about him as he's leavin. But Kate followed him out, And now he's a lout. And now Steven's wife is a grieven. Next: Everybody likes Benevolent Brad... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385640 10/06/05 01:40 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Everybody likes Benevolent Brad... He's quite the fabulous lad Did you know he's hung a bell that gets rung each time he makes someone else glad? NEXT: I'd like to live in Des Moines.

Re: Limericks #385641 10/06/05 01:57 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I'd like to live in Des Moines If I had enough coin To go out each night And treat my self right To rare filet of beef loin. NEXT I search and search up in the sky

Re: Limericks #385642 10/06/05 01:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN I'd like to live in Des Moines. It would help me to save lots of coins. In time I'd buy a big Mansion, with no need for expansion, Where Kate could make time with my loins. Next: My dog is a mangy mongrel Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385643 10/06/05 02:02 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN I search and search up in the sky, Sometimes I never know why. It's always a riddle To a chicken named Little, For the sky never seems to stay high. Next... My dog is a mangy mongrel... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385644 10/06/05 02:09 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston My dog is a mangy mongrel, but if you say so, we'll quarrel He's my friend to the very end Now how do I end this doggerel? NEXT: Adam found a lucky piece Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385645 10/06/05 02:21 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Adam found a lucky piece While he was spending time in Greece It was rare A lock of hair From the King of England's neice. NEXT While bathing in the ocean blue

Re: Limericks #385646 10/06/05 02:38 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC While bathing in the ocean blue, I started thinking of my old bud Drew. Thank God for high tide Else I'd have to hide That I'd gotten quite excited too. I'm probably way too late.