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Re: Limericks #385747 10/11/05 04:10 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,181 Birmingham, AL Kid Prime Wanderer Kid Prime Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,181 Birmingham, AL Lad Boy eyed Kate's push-up bra, It was odd to see him in such awe, 'Till 'pon further inspection The cause of his erection Was not the bra but really Kate's Pa. (And if I offended anyone, I apologize post-haste.) Hmm... Mysa had a magical thought, White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.

Re: Limericks #385748 10/11/05 08:24 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Quote Originally posted by Kid Prime: (And if I offended anyone, I apologize post-haste.) In this thread? On this board? Oh pshaw!

Re: Limericks #385749 10/11/05 08:27 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Mysa had a magical thought It was a thought that she had bought At Space Wal-Mart From an ancient tart Who spent all her time smoking pot. NEXT Kid Prime had a problem with rust

Re: Limericks #385750 10/12/05 02:03 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Kid Prime had a problem with rust Nothing serious, it was just Spoiling his look So he took Up bathing in oil as a daily must. NEXT: After it had rained for a week Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385751 10/12/05 03:14 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia After it had rained for a week I noticed there was a leak In my house one day Someone in the shower, i say Maybe i could go take a peek NEXT: I'd rather read about Jake

Re: Limericks #385752 10/12/05 07:53 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN I'd rather read about Jake. Oft referred to as "Snake". I hear he's a felon, And alway's a yellin. His acquaintance... I'd rather not make. Next: There once was a butler in the pantry... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385753 10/12/05 08:30 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston There once was a butler in the pantry Who stood on guard like a sentry But I would take all the cupcakes Because I knew of another entry NEXT: The butler on his day off Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385754 10/12/05 08:35 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN The butler on his day off. Met Kate's friend Debbie Hoff. He acted real snooty, Then patted her booty. And it was off to the pantry to boff. Next... That Debbie was a real nice lady... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385755 10/12/05 09:47 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 That Debbie was a real nice lady That is, 'til she met Sean O'Grady He brought her down To the bad parts of town And she soon became rather shady. NEXT: Daddy took his little girl on a trip

Re: Limericks #385756 10/12/05 09:59 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Daddy took his little girl on a trip He booked passage on a cruise ship His sweet child turned out wild During her travels she learned how to strip. NEXT: I can't believe this is still going on Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385757 10/12/05 10:09 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN I can't believe this is still going on. Goes to show we have brains, not braun. Thanks to Kate, Jake, and "Stop". Vance, Nate, and "Bop" We have enough to keep going strong. Next: Thinking of the next line is the toughest... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385758 10/12/05 11:02 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Thinking of the next line is the toughest But finding the right rhyme is the roughest Still we find words devine Or else we would be saying "Stuff it" NEXT: Alice on her way to the Alamo Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385759 10/12/05 11:40 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I can't rhyme Alamo. This calls for cheating: Alice on her way to the Alamo Met her faithful friend, Geronimo He said don't go there Or you'll lose your hair When we scalp everyone-imo! NEXT: Quislet threw a monkey wrench

Re: Limericks #385760 10/12/05 11:53 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Quislet threw a monkey wrench. It hit the head of the serving wench. She spilled hot tea On the right knee Of none other than Dame Judi Dench. Next: Pushing the limits of silly The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385761 10/12/05 12:11 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: I can't rhyme Alamo. This calls for cheating: I didn't expect a perfect rhyme, but figured the last syllable could be used for the rhyme. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385762 10/12/05 12:17 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Pushing the limits of silly Nah... he won't do it... will he? But 'sexual dynamo', Kinda rhymes with 'alamo', And Kate won't be far behind... will she? Next... There once was a cabbie from Houston... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385763 10/12/05 12:43 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 There once was a cabbie from Houston Whose battery needed boostin' It was dead, So they said Cause in it, a seagull was roostin'. NEXT Minesurfer forgot to wear his clothes

Re: Limericks #385764 10/12/05 01:01 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Minesurfer forgot to wear his clothes He remembered when he heard all the "Oohs!" He borrowed Kate's shirt to use as a skirt And he gets a thrill when the wind blows. NEXT: Driving from Boston to Dallas Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385765 10/12/05 01:10 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Driving from Boston to Dallas Could leave someone filled up with malice. But in this day and age Kate cures her road rage, With a gear shift in the shape of a ph@lus. Next: That last line is a bit risque... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385766 10/12/05 01:22 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 That last line is a bit risque But for my eyes only, it's okay For I've seen worse In rhyming verse And oh-so witty repartee. NEXT She gazed upon the sacred gem

Re: Limericks #385767 10/12/05 02:19 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer She gazed upon the sacred gem Before she sewed it in her hem The priceless jewel Assured her rule The first crowned head to be a fem. NEXT: The fox spit out the sour grapes Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385768 10/12/05 03:04 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 The fox spit out the sour grapes Into the manor's velvet drapes They were not fine For making wine But who can trust those hairless apes? NEXT: Help me build this pyramid

Re: Limericks #385769 10/12/05 05:33 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Ugh! Just to get "pyramid" off the thread... Help me build this pyramid. There's no need to be timid. Just start at the base, And put each block in place. When complete just hope that its solid. Next: "It's not my best work.", I said. Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385770 10/12/05 06:43 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia "It's not my best work" I said Thinking things off my head The mind is not perking If the brain is not working And other parts made out of lead NEXT: Icefire is a nice guy

Re: Limericks #385771 10/13/05 07:54 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Icefire is a nice guy Unless you're a crook or a spy If so, you'll be cookin' when you're not lookin' Like an OreIda frozen french fry. NEXT: I'm stuck in an infinite crisis