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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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What would Lad Boy do to me? Bizarre things totally new to me? Latex and leather? hancuffs? a feather? What pleasures and thrills might be due to me?
NEXT: My bark is worse than my bite.
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My bark is worse than my bite Unless I get into a fight Screw the law With tooth and claw I'll battle with all my might.
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Particularly nice weather
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Particularly nice weather for wearing pants made of leather though it's dreary and cool I would be a fool to cinch them on with a tether.
NEXT: When I went to the Napa Valley
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Wanderer
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When I went to the Napa Valley With my aunt and her freind Sally They both got drunk As a horny skunk And attacked me in the winery galley.
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Peter rose to the occassion
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Legionnaire!
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Peter rose to the occassion With very little persuasion when on the street he happened to meet A legion fan who was half asian.
NEXT: It was a dark and stormy night
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strange but not a stranger
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It was a dark and stormy night When I beheld a pitiful sight Lad Boy stressed Because he was dressed in a frock that was really a fright
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Why do my boss want me to work?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Why does my boss want me to work? Why does she have to be such a jerk? I've had poems to compose for every crisis that arose. LegionWorld's been my life's greatest perk.
NEXT: The wheels on the bus go round and round.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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The wheels on the bus go round and round All four of them always touching the ground It's a safe life No trouble or strife Oh how I wish some fun would be found.
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I saw the constable lick his lips
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I saw the Constable lick his lips Just as the waitress flicked her hips as his eyes traveled down her smile turned to a frown at the deficiency of his tips
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup It fell in doing loop-the-loop So get your tray And take it away For I'm allergic to fly poop.
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I spied a penny on the ground
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strange but not a stranger
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I spied a penny on the ground On thrift and wealth, I'll expound Limit your spending and also your lending This advice is most profound.
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I descended from my soap box
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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I spied a penny on the ground bent down to get it when I found my bike shorts had ripped when over the handlebars I'd flipped I'm glad no Limerick writers were around.
NEXT: Could I please borrow your handcuffs?
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strange but not a stranger
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Could I please borrow your handcuffs? because I heard you like it rough You played at being trade But my advances you always rebuff
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I descended from my soap box
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I descended from my soap box To bend down and pull up my socks Good fortune smiled on me For by doing so you see I missed the tomatoes and the rocks.
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Tell me your secrets, O Great Sphinx
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strange but not a stranger
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Tell me your secrets, O Great Sphinx You who stares and never blinks Don't twiddle or answer in riddle What if I buy the next round of drinks?
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The system has shut down
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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The system has shut down By order of the crown Due to a legal flaw We're under martial law Until we kill the royal clown.
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Whip me up a mess o' grits
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Whip me up a mess o' grits We're not eating at the Ritz But it's great On my plate If it's served with bacon bits.
NEXT: Watching MSNBC
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Watching MSNBC I felt the urgent need to pee War in Iraq Babies on crack Were suddenly less important to me.
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The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
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strange but not a stranger
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The Wonderful Wizard of Oz is a great movie because of Flying monkeys. And a girl so spunky always garners applause.
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A gay rogue named Robin Hood
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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A gay rogue named Robin Hood And an Italian puppet made of wood live next door and sometime explore the nature of true manhood.
NEXT: Help find work for Harriet Miers
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Help find work for Harriet Miers The sort of work that inspires She's not a lot to do since she withdrew Rather than face Congressional fire
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How about a nice game of cards?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Legionnaire!
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How about a nice game of cards For the "Kiss this Guy" Legion World bards? Some friendly strip poker for each Limerick thread joker And Cobie's security guards.
NEXT: If you have four queens and a jack
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Deputy
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Deputy
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If you have four queens and a jack Don't be too quick to attack. Just make a smooth bet There's no need to fret. On the "river", bet all of your stack.
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A man walked into a bar...
Something Filthy!
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A man walked into a bar Hitting his head, he got a scar A gorilla & horse add to it, of course But a pretty lame joke, by far.
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Mary went to bed by eight
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Mary went to bed by eight For next morning she had a date With Joe the plumber, But what a bummer! The nitwit was six hours late.
Next: I'd like to buy a vowel
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