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Re: Limericks #385997 01/19/06 09:57 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Have I become too naughty? Said Lad Boy, his voice slightly haughty. He knows his stuff. He's just naughty enough. And just a little bawdy. Next: I sometimes think I'm too nice. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385998 01/19/06 03:26 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia I sometimes think I'm too nice A little bit sugar, a little bit spice But don't get me riled My behaviour is already filed for eating three blind mice NEXT: Are we going too far?

Re: Limericks #385999 01/20/06 07:06 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Are we going too far? Do reputations we mar? by talking philander our friends we slander helping Quislet's clients by far NEXT: I believe Woodrow Wilson was right The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386000 01/20/06 11:07 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I believe Woodrow Wilson was right When he said, "I undress only at night I don't want you to see My satin lingeree. By the gleam of the rosy dawn's light." (I admit I took liberty with the pronunciation of "lingeree") NEXT: While scratching my thigh in September

Re: Limericks #386001 01/21/06 06:38 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies While scratching my thigh in September I suddenly seemed to remember My strange allergy To the sting of the bee. And I was laid up till November. Next: Hip hip hurrah! Semi is back! The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386002 01/21/06 09:49 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Hip hip hurrah! Semi is back! His presence we've been at a lack our prayers we did render for our favorite bartender let's hope he remains to unpack NEXT: The most amazing thing did occur The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386003 01/22/06 05:45 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 The most amazing thing did occur While watching Heston in Ben Hur The NRA Thought it too gay That Charlton's chest was lacking fur. NEXT: While walking my doggie in the town

Re: Limericks #386004 01/22/06 06:23 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley While walking my doggie in the town I was accosted by a clown he spoke in rhyme wasting my time as he painted the town brown NEXT: Whilst visiting Scotland Yard The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386005 01/23/06 11:37 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Whilst visiting Scotland Yard I found a business card "Mysteries plain I can explain" signed Inspector Lestrade NEXT: Traveling through France Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386006 01/23/06 09:29 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Travelling through France I happened by chance To spot a sight Which gave me a fright The corpse of Jack Palance NEXT: What happened next?

Re: Limericks #386007 01/24/06 06:43 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley What happened next? The Gendarmerie sought context the actor's remains with ruptured veins made forensic experts vexed next: Inspector Clouseau found the clue The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386008 01/24/06 10:49 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Inspector Clouseau found the clue In a large pile of French goose poo "A-ha!," he said, "I know why he's dead, And if you think hard, so will you!" NEXT: The reason he died is very clear

Re: Limericks #386009 01/24/06 05:37 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley The reason he died is very clear Billy Crystal pushed him under a steer he refused you see to make 'City Slickers 3' 'cause Palance would rather play 'Lear' Next: After 700 Sundays in jail The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386010 01/25/06 11:13 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 After 700 Sundays in jail Billy Crystalreally began to wail Sorry I snuffed old Jack If I could I'd take it back And write another ending to this tale. NEXT: When Billy saw the hangman's noose

Re: Limericks #386011 01/25/06 11:28 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston When Billy saw the hangman's noose his bowels really let loose He said a prayer for the electric chair Where he'd really get the juice. NEXT: On the way to the electric chair Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386012 01/25/06 11:44 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 On the way to the electric chair They asked the barber to shave his hair After all that trouble He still had stubble So Billy said "You should have used Nair!" NEXT: The power went out when they threw the switch

Re: Limericks #386013 01/25/06 01:18 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley The power went out when they threw the switch We didn't get to see him twitch the courts say they can zap but once the warden felt like such a dunce When Billy got out without a hitch NEXT: Free again, Billy was shunned The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386014 01/26/06 12:53 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Free again, Billy was shunned But mostly, the public was stunned To see him appear In a movie that year As a cowboy who'd been out-gunned. NEXT: Billy called up Brittany Spears

Re: Limericks #386015 01/26/06 02:42 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Billy called up Brittany Spears but she was out it appears Kevin was in his friend Martin had been visiting for years NEXT: When will this story end? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386016 01/26/06 02:52 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC When will this story end? Right now, Quislet, old friend. I don't mean to be snotty, but this thread's grown un-naughty, And that's an unsuitable trend. NEXT: If I met a half-drunken sailor,

Re: Limericks #386017 01/26/06 03:01 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 If I met a half-drunken sailor, I'd whisk him away to my trailer Where I'd say please unzip Your pants have a rip And I must send them off to my tailor. (Naughty enough for you, Lad Boy?) NEXT: Lad Boy went for a ride in the nude

Re: Limericks #386018 01/26/06 03:57 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Lad Boy went for a ride in the nude We all whistled something crude He had just worked out We all had to shout "Show us a bit more, you prude!" (I tried to liven this up, but... ) NEXT: What Lad Boy had to show

Re: Limericks #386019 01/30/06 12:15 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley What Lad Boy had to show left the crowd all aglow not from sensation but nuke radiation from his Chernobyl childhood, you know NEXT: Legionadventureman's wit The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386020 01/31/06 10:40 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Legionadventureman's wit had made quite a hit But these lines aren't the kind to make your sides split. NEXT: Under the burning sun of Tharr Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386021 01/31/06 01:01 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Under the burning sun of Tharr I wished upon that big hot star For a glass of something cool To drink beside the pool Of the Inter-Galactic SHAKES Bar. NEXT: Watching syncho swim is just my style