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Watching syncho swim is just my style
the graceful moves make me smile
I suspect
it gets no respect
But the speedos make it wothwhile.

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As I await the coming of Spring

As I await the coming of Spring
I dream of taking to wing
to flee this grind
it's getting old, I find
Let's see what fate can bring

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If I owned a flame-thrower

If I owned a flame-thrower
Instead of a crappy lawn-mower
I'd torch all the grass
And kick so much ass
I wouldn't even need a leaf-blower.

NEXT: Inside of my car is a mess...

Inside of my car is a mess
I shamefully confess
You'll find candy wrappers
Soda cans and stale crackers
And possible the monster from Loch Ness

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The meter of that one was off

The meter of that one was off
Had to find out
What the fuss was all about
I opened the lid
Out popped a hairy Goth

NEXT: Wax on, wax Hoff?

Wax on, wax Hoff?
Cough cough cough cough
Next time
Remember the rhyme
Is off off on on off.

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And the first line needs at least six beats

And the first line needs at least six beats
To keep them on the edge of their seats
To rhyme well
is so swell
That's the way to make limerick feats

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A lonely lawyer spent the afternoon

A lonely lawyer spent the afternoon
Watching his favorite cartoon
It wasn't a hoax.
That's all folks!
He"ll come out and play late in June.

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I'm lying in bed all alone.

I'm lying in bed all alone
Looking longingly at the phone
Will he call?
- That cutie Paul -
And rescue me from the Phantom Zone.

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I saw Lad Boy sitting in the park

I saw Lad Boy sitting in the park
He was looking for a brand new lark
in the mood
for something crude
It was a very good thing it was dark.


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While strolling in the park at twilight

While strolling in the park at twilight
I came across a most peculiar sight
There was Lad Boy
Reading Tolstoy
In Russian, exercising his linguistic might.

NEXT: In San Diego at the zoo

In San Diego at the zoo
I saw a most intriguing crew
They wore bizarre drapes
of all colors and shapes
Oh, wait, I'm at Comic-Con. Hoo!

Next: If I were a rock 'n' roll singer

If I were a rock 'n' roll singer.
My group would be called "The Dead Ringer"
I'd meet a nice broad.
Who believed me a god.
And back to my room I would bring her.


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While on a starship to Naboo

While on a starship to Naboo
I was feeling a wee bit blue
The trip was a gift
To give me a lift
But I was lonely without you.

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While eating pork buns in Shanghai

While on a starship to Naboo
I met a guy who was faboo
Lil'rhino
Please be mine! Oh!
No need that you to me be true.

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While eating pork buns in Shanghai.
I dropped some on my dang thigh.
One year later I did see
The same pork on my knee.
Still tasty, but a tad bit too dry.

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What she's weain' seems a bit racy

While eating pork buns in Shanghai
a handsome man gave me the eye
A flirt
or a pervert
or just a very friendly guy

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One year later I did see

One year later I did see
a guy from Tallahassee
his accent
meant
He was really from Tennessee

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What she's wearin' seems a bit racy

I knew I shouldn't have come back. LOL.

Since I worked both Semi's and Cramer's line into my limerick why don't we continue on with my next line? If everybody's agreeable.

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You're too quick Quis.

And you were good to work both lines into one limerick

Aww shucks... I wouldn't say that. Just makin' do with what was provided. Heck, I only had to come up with 3/5 of a limerick. Made my job easier.

Very clever, minesurfer - and WELCOME back. We've missed you in limerickland.

What she's wearin' seems a bit racy
It's short and pink and rather lacy
To wear to mass
Since it shows her ass
But I don't care cause I love my Stacey.

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Wearing a bra and lace panties

Wearing a bra and lace panties
Left to her by both of her aunties.
He tore off her mink
That tree huggin' fink
Now he's wanted by three Vigilantes.

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While riding a horse into town...

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Thanks Semi... The welcome back is appreciated. The holidays get very hectic for me and work was surprisingly busy when I came back. I kept an eye on the thread, but didn't really have time to put my best effort into any responses.

While riding a horse into town
A young lass stipped off her gown.
"You I think I've a
yearning for Godiva
Chocolate from this store that I found.

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Month after month without Kate

Month after month without Kate
Has left us feeling quite great
Our anxiety's lightened
And our morals have tightened
Not worrying when her period is late.

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There's something odd about Harry